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SurlyITJesus
@surlyitjesus.bsky.social
I drink, cook, play TTRPG'S and talk shit. It's what I do...with occasional deep and highly entertaining comments drizzled in. I volunteer at New Leash Rescue. Adopt don't shop.

"The best part of livin' is almost dyin'."

I'm also a shitlib (apparently).
Wait...he balked at 400 for kidS....like with a S???

Idiot.

People pay $600 FOR ONE!!
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lol, my man knew he was not about that life.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This will be fun...
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What's that heat wave feel like...?
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A brother did get a little misty with that one...
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
That's what it was called in the Midwest as well.
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I guarantee Bill Bellichek has stood on his porch, shaking a stick and telling kids to get off his lawn.
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yo...real talk. She got one hell of a stroke.
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM