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Suburbiageddon
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stopping all stations except East Richmond #Zone2
Melbourne Australia
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yeah I’ll follow you back, just like folks that post regularly (not just reposts) … and as always pls don’t be a lunatic 🙄
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
#photos #joinin
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m only on tiktok to watch middle aged women get a fright and slightly wee themselves 👉👈
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
#MelbourneProtest up in Box Hill, they’ve headed up towards Station Street mega-phone blaring ✊
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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me when i’ve lost my lighter
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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He's on a mission from God
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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And the latest scam has found its way into my chat. Needless to say it's been reported, blocked and deleted.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

Toot-Toot-Chugga-Chugga 😗
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
currently monitoring the boys tennis website for washouts this morning …

73 so far but none where he’s playing! Carn, Mt Evelyn, head down the courts and check it out 🌧️
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the 14yo: take me to the movies Dad 🙏

me: I gotcha bro 🤗
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
bought a record player

the 11yo: why’d the music stop?

me: you gotta flip it over 😬
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
7 steamed dim sims for lunch isn’t too much surely 🤷‍♂️
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Roger Stone has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

.. emerges from crypt avoiding direct sunlight
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pulled this one outta my arse 😳

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November 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
had 8 uninterrupted hours of sleep last night … come get me 🤺
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Melbourne - Box Hill tornado? Nah think its just rain 🫤
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Munties
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Cummy Bears
Change one letter, ruin a candy

S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
pew pew friggin pew 😗

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October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Melbourne sunset - big red ball tonight
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
5:18 to Belgrave arrived at 5:19 … the most on-time it’s been ever 🙄 almost missed it #MetroTrains
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
BoM website tragics … it still lives …
#Melbourne #MelbourneWeather

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October 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM