Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested.
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Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink"
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
Another tedious dance number. These girls really did grift a career #totp
Once again, being deaf having its perks.
#totp
Well that's just lovely 🥹
I have deployed my sofa blanket and himself has made me a hot chocolate.

Autumn has basically jizzed all over me, loves.
Was this your glue sniffing era?
FEEL BETTER SOON THOUGH MOODLES 😘
Just paint a big red cross 🤭
Things that bother me no. 34,589.

That ep of Friends (I know, fuck off) where they're outing each other's secrets and Ross doesn't know Chandler has a third nipple. They were high school friends and college roommates.

Je suis rage.
Things I could have happily lived the rest of my life without seeing no. 46:

Richard Speck, with tits, prancing to 'owner of a lonely heart'.
#MonsterTheEdGeinStory
Watching Thor the dark world. Jane Foster boils my flaps when they go to Greenwich to fight a pointy eared Christopher Eccleston she decides the VERRY BEST footwear is a pair of wellies.
Fucken wellies.
Shit off, Portman you're not off to the home counties for a pony meet.
The building we had our brunch in used to be a Woolies, they kept the old sign and put it on their roof terrace 🥹🥹
I'm off out with my work fam for a celebratory brunch for mine and a colleague's 50th. There will be MUCH EGG.
*Does bacon lunges*
One of my little people was happily playing today, he suddenly stopped, looked up at me and said "Helen, I want cheese"

Same, little dude. Same.
That world get you kicked out of Our Price in my day, HLB.
That gentleman is mounting the mic stand.
#totp
As a hearing impaired person, I tend to struggle with accents (amongst other things) This Jayne lass not only has an accent but also seems to shout and whisper at the same time, rendering herself almost completely incomprehensible to me.
#totp
Strong episode. I have muted every cockin song.
#totp
They are proper comfort food, Teabag.
Just slept for nearly twelve (12) hours, if anyone's wondering if human hibernation is a thing.
He looks like he sniffs stamps.