Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag.
Not single. Not interested.
Not single. Not interested.
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Moo
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink"
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.
Gotta be at work in twenty (20) minutes. Got a banging hormone headache, I'm laying a fucken egg and basically a morning of unruly toddlers? I don't wanna.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Gotta be at work in twenty (20) minutes. Got a banging hormone headache, I'm laying a fucken egg and basically a morning of unruly toddlers? I don't wanna.
Having to go to the shops again tomorrow because I've been coveting a part of the secret Santa gift I've got my colleague so I'll be having to buy a replacement 😬
a man holding a ring with the words " why shouldn 't i keep it " above him
ALT: a man holding a ring with the words " why shouldn 't i keep it " above him
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December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Having to go to the shops again tomorrow because I've been coveting a part of the secret Santa gift I've got my colleague so I'll be having to buy a replacement 😬
I know it's a tough time of year for some folks and people are struggling for various reasons and I don't want to be a cunt or owt, but I've just eaten two perfectly boiled dippy eggs.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I know it's a tough time of year for some folks and people are struggling for various reasons and I don't want to be a cunt or owt, but I've just eaten two perfectly boiled dippy eggs.
Feeling lonely?
Feeling unloved?
No one ever message you?
Just order something through Just Eat.
Your phone won't stop cunting pinging.
Feeling unloved?
No one ever message you?
Just order something through Just Eat.
Your phone won't stop cunting pinging.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Feeling lonely?
Feeling unloved?
No one ever message you?
Just order something through Just Eat.
Your phone won't stop cunting pinging.
Feeling unloved?
No one ever message you?
Just order something through Just Eat.
Your phone won't stop cunting pinging.
Being an adult means you can have as many heckin gherkins in your tuna mayo as you heckin want.
There's no paperwork to fill in or anything.
There's no paperwork to fill in or anything.
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Being an adult means you can have as many heckin gherkins in your tuna mayo as you heckin want.
There's no paperwork to fill in or anything.
There's no paperwork to fill in or anything.
Storm Mardy Chebs is starting to bring his beef here on the south coast, lads. He can suck my balls, quite frankly.
I've got stuff to do and that doesn't include having to lash my flaps down.
Good day to you.
I've got stuff to do and that doesn't include having to lash my flaps down.
Good day to you.
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Storm Mardy Chebs is starting to bring his beef here on the south coast, lads. He can suck my balls, quite frankly.
I've got stuff to do and that doesn't include having to lash my flaps down.
Good day to you.
I've got stuff to do and that doesn't include having to lash my flaps down.
Good day to you.
I am at the shopping centre™ it's like the seventh circle of hell but with festive music and twinkly lights. I'm in Next waiting at the collection point. I'm surrounded by women who look like they collect Emma Bridgewater crockery.
Might do a terrorism.
Might do a terrorism.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I am at the shopping centre™ it's like the seventh circle of hell but with festive music and twinkly lights. I'm in Next waiting at the collection point. I'm surrounded by women who look like they collect Emma Bridgewater crockery.
Might do a terrorism.
Might do a terrorism.
Got an EGG in my Bueno advent calendar. What sort of Jesus based fusion crossover is this?
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Got an EGG in my Bueno advent calendar. What sort of Jesus based fusion crossover is this?
HAVE DEPLOYED SOFA PONCHO.
I REPEAT, SOFA PONCHO HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.
I REPEAT, SOFA PONCHO HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
HAVE DEPLOYED SOFA PONCHO.
I REPEAT, SOFA PONCHO HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.
I REPEAT, SOFA PONCHO HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.
I've entered my cardigan and comfy boot era. Like brat summer but with nanas.
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I've entered my cardigan and comfy boot era. Like brat summer but with nanas.
Watching Canal boat diaries. Poor old Robbie, once again he's turned what most people would consider a mild inconvenience into a full blown drama. He's such a wet lettuce. 😂 Bless him.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watching Canal boat diaries. Poor old Robbie, once again he's turned what most people would consider a mild inconvenience into a full blown drama. He's such a wet lettuce. 😂 Bless him.
Spotify wraps are like listening to someone tell you about the dream they had last night.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Spotify wraps are like listening to someone tell you about the dream they had last night.
Reposted by Moo
Now I’ve got a new boiler … I’ve got to pay for it… I’ve worked out that I need to sell:
23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats
You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com
23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats
You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Now I’ve got a new boiler … I’ve got to pay for it… I’ve worked out that I need to sell:
23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats
You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com
23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats
You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Got butter on my boob.
Morning.
Morning.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Got butter on my boob.
Morning.
Morning.
Fartled myself awake this morning, lads.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Fartled myself awake this morning, lads.
Would anyone like some ginger sponge and custard? Warm up your bones via your tummy. G'WAN.
Not you.
Not you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Would anyone like some ginger sponge and custard? Warm up your bones via your tummy. G'WAN.
Not you.
Not you.