Stuwaldy
@stuwaldy.bsky.social
'Bad Manners' to create new green spaces for all, says manager of Bury's Go Outdoors
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
'Bad Manners' to create new green spaces for all, says manager of Bury's Go Outdoors
The talent agent is of course completely flabbergasted and after five minutes he's able to mutter, "That's quite something, what do you call something like that?" whereupon the man answers: "Well, I like to call it The Aristocrats!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The talent agent is of course completely flabbergasted and after five minutes he's able to mutter, "That's quite something, what do you call something like that?" whereupon the man answers: "Well, I like to call it The Aristocrats!"
Look at these beauties...
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look at these beauties...
Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man
Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand
Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Pope
Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand
Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Pope
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Some of the busiest rhymes ever made by man
Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand
Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Pope
Are goin' into this mic, written by this hand
Are comin' out of this mouth, made by this tongue
I'll tell you now my name, my name is Pope
Reposted by Stuwaldy
I want to see a detective drama where the bodies of a dog walker and his dog are discovered accidentally in the woods by a passing serial killer.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I want to see a detective drama where the bodies of a dog walker and his dog are discovered accidentally in the woods by a passing serial killer.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
I once got served this dessert (think it was a Bakewell kind of thing) with fucking pea shoots.
NO! Just no!
NO! Just no!
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I once got served this dessert (think it was a Bakewell kind of thing) with fucking pea shoots.
NO! Just no!
NO! Just no!
"I'm going to kill all the microbes and prevent spoiling by boiling this lot for 10 minutes in salty water" - Louis Pasta
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"I'm going to kill all the microbes and prevent spoiling by boiling this lot for 10 minutes in salty water" - Louis Pasta
I was hoping Nick would do at least one round table as Mr Swallow #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I was hoping Nick would do at least one round table as Mr Swallow #CelebrityTraitors
Spending hours reading forums for fans of The Three Musketeers and The Count Of Monte Cristo? You're DumasScrolling!
Looking for people who are permanently angry? You're FumeScrolling
If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Spending hours reading forums for fans of The Three Musketeers and The Count Of Monte Cristo? You're DumasScrolling!
Just double checking the rules - you still start drinking when you start cooking if you're doing the roast on a Saturday?
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just double checking the rules - you still start drinking when you start cooking if you're doing the roast on a Saturday?
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here
October 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here
A good few Bond films work well:
On Her Majesty's Secret Bollocks
From Russia With Bollocks
The Spy Who Loved Bollocks
Bollocks Are Forever
The Man With The Golden Bollocks
For Your Bollocks Only
The Living Bollocks
The World Is Not Bollocks
Bollocks Of Solace
The name's Balls, Jim Balls
On Her Majesty's Secret Bollocks
From Russia With Bollocks
The Spy Who Loved Bollocks
Bollocks Are Forever
The Man With The Golden Bollocks
For Your Bollocks Only
The Living Bollocks
The World Is Not Bollocks
Bollocks Of Solace
The name's Balls, Jim Balls
Seven Bollocks For Seven Brothers
October 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A good few Bond films work well:
On Her Majesty's Secret Bollocks
From Russia With Bollocks
The Spy Who Loved Bollocks
Bollocks Are Forever
The Man With The Golden Bollocks
For Your Bollocks Only
The Living Bollocks
The World Is Not Bollocks
Bollocks Of Solace
The name's Balls, Jim Balls
On Her Majesty's Secret Bollocks
From Russia With Bollocks
The Spy Who Loved Bollocks
Bollocks Are Forever
The Man With The Golden Bollocks
For Your Bollocks Only
The Living Bollocks
The World Is Not Bollocks
Bollocks Of Solace
The name's Balls, Jim Balls
Bollocks To The Future
One Flew Over The Bollocks Nest
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Bollocks To The Future
Baroness Moan more like
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Baroness Moan more like
I fucking love a glass of port after my Sunday roast #smashthesystem
The BBC x
What’s the most Tory-coded thing you actively love?
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I fucking love a glass of port after my Sunday roast #smashthesystem
Nobody holds a chicken in the air or sticks a deckchair up their nose anymore and that's sad.
Nobody wears chimneys on their head anymore and that's sad
Nobody is reaching for the stars and climbing every mountain higher anymore, and that's sad.
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nobody holds a chicken in the air or sticks a deckchair up their nose anymore and that's sad.
Using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement?
September 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement?
I see Hanson are on the come back trail
August 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I see Hanson are on the come back trail
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
August 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
Well done Lionesses. Just one job left....go out and celebrate, seriously party and turn up for that parade on Tuesday in a condition that makes Flintoff after the Ashes win look like he'd had a quiet night in
July 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well done Lionesses. Just one job left....go out and celebrate, seriously party and turn up for that parade on Tuesday in a condition that makes Flintoff after the Ashes win look like he'd had a quiet night in
Mystery woman? That's Yootha Joyce!
This alt is a work of genius
July 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mystery woman? That's Yootha Joyce!
We both got pissed and did something catastrophic
(too route one?)
(too route one?)
July 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We both got pissed and did something catastrophic
(too route one?)
(too route one?)