Col
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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The temperature is making aircraft contrails look like meteors
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The temperature is making aircraft contrails look like meteors
Today and every other day is Ren appreciation day. I'm late to the game but I've consumed everything he's produced and he's a genius. Multi instrumentalist, incredible vocal range and the kind of raw emotion and lyrical beauty that is rare. And all that from someone who is primarily a rapper
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November 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Today and every other day is Ren appreciation day. I'm late to the game but I've consumed everything he's produced and he's a genius. Multi instrumentalist, incredible vocal range and the kind of raw emotion and lyrical beauty that is rare. And all that from someone who is primarily a rapper
🧵
🧵
Introduce these in any major UK city and their control room would be like a a WW2 fighter squadron hq; scanning the horizon to see how many of the poor blighters made it back
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Introduce these in any major UK city and their control room would be like a a WW2 fighter squadron hq; scanning the horizon to see how many of the poor blighters made it back
No chips today,
my love has gone away
The chippie stands forlorn,
a symbol of the dawn
No chips today,
it seems a common sight
But people passing by
Will have to eat a pie
my love has gone away
The chippie stands forlorn,
a symbol of the dawn
No chips today,
it seems a common sight
But people passing by
Will have to eat a pie
No chips today 😕
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
No chips today,
my love has gone away
The chippie stands forlorn,
a symbol of the dawn
No chips today,
it seems a common sight
But people passing by
Will have to eat a pie
my love has gone away
The chippie stands forlorn,
a symbol of the dawn
No chips today,
it seems a common sight
But people passing by
Will have to eat a pie
In the way to Edinborough with the lad for his uni interview. He looks like a junior estate agent
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
In the way to Edinborough with the lad for his uni interview. He looks like a junior estate agent
Feyenoord may not be performing well this season but that's still a great result away from home, times past we would have collapsed after the early goal 🍀 #celticfc
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Feyenoord may not be performing well this season but that's still a great result away from home, times past we would have collapsed after the early goal 🍀 #celticfc
The reason this is the Third Presbyterian Church is that the first two were cancelled for blatant innuendo
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The reason this is the Third Presbyterian Church is that the first two were cancelled for blatant innuendo
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Expecting a new phone to be delivered this week, no day confirmed for it. Just received a text saying it'll be delivered within the next 45 minutes. I am not home
a woman says burn in hell in front of a man
ALT: a woman says burn in hell in front of a man
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November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Expecting a new phone to be delivered this week, no day confirmed for it. Just received a text saying it'll be delivered within the next 45 minutes. I am not home
Wife: why are you still wearing trainers in the house? Oh, can you nip down to the shops again, I forgot something the last time I sent you
Me: there you go
Me: there you go
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wife: why are you still wearing trainers in the house? Oh, can you nip down to the shops again, I forgot something the last time I sent you
Me: there you go
Me: there you go
I fucked that turkey
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I fucked that turkey
I see some reply wanker has riffed on the stingy Scot trope. That fucker Scrooge McDuck has a lot to answer for
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I see some reply wanker has riffed on the stingy Scot trope. That fucker Scrooge McDuck has a lot to answer for
Having served on 3 juries and been called a ridiculous number of times for the average person, I can confirm that they are a shiiiiiite way to determine a person's guilt but - and it's the biggest but you've ever seen - they are still the best way to go about it
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Having served on 3 juries and been called a ridiculous number of times for the average person, I can confirm that they are a shiiiiiite way to determine a person's guilt but - and it's the biggest but you've ever seen - they are still the best way to go about it
All the White House plot lines are straight from movies
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All the White House plot lines are straight from movies
Butter, boyfriend, chipotle
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Butter, boyfriend, chipotle
I'm not an expert but this seems actionable
sacre bleu 😱
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm not an expert but this seems actionable
Another uni interview lined up for the lad 💪
a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud
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November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Another uni interview lined up for the lad 💪
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"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
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Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
Tonight's feature presentation:
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tonight's feature presentation:
Bought son his first suit today
a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
ALT: a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
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November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bought son his first suit today
You're a demon who has to possess someone to cause maximum damage and carnage; who would you NOT possess because they are already inherently evil?
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You're a demon who has to possess someone to cause maximum damage and carnage; who would you NOT possess because they are already inherently evil?
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad