real noboody
@stonerfruit.bsky.social
Destinique's lost fagdyke daughter
(nsfw in the sense that I'm very unprofessional)
(nsfw in the sense that I'm very unprofessional)
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real noboody
@stonerfruit.bsky.social
· Aug 1
Excuse Me While I Salt The Vibes
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I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
respectfully, why do people not tell you when your parent goes into cancer treatment they will bring out all their worst traits and no one can be upset with them because they're the one who has cancer
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
respectfully, why do people not tell you when your parent goes into cancer treatment they will bring out all their worst traits and no one can be upset with them because they're the one who has cancer
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beyond the actual horrifying crimes, the whole epstein episode is an extended revelation of exactly how rotten the entire social and political structure of this world is
the worst people fail upwards, behave like disgusting monsters with impunity, everyone else struggles
the worst people fail upwards, behave like disgusting monsters with impunity, everyone else struggles
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
beyond the actual horrifying crimes, the whole epstein episode is an extended revelation of exactly how rotten the entire social and political structure of this world is
the worst people fail upwards, behave like disgusting monsters with impunity, everyone else struggles
the worst people fail upwards, behave like disgusting monsters with impunity, everyone else struggles
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super foggy in Seattle today
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
super foggy in Seattle today
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Um I'd like some fruit please.
📸 phoebe․wong․7528
📸 phoebe․wong․7528
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Um I'd like some fruit please.
📸 phoebe․wong․7528
📸 phoebe․wong․7528
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I’m gonna write a zine called “it’s okay to hate your stupid malfunctioning body: a guide to cathartic negativity” and every disabled person can have it for free because it will be subsidized by abled people paying $5+ unless they show me a neat rock or tell me a weird fact I didn’t know
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I’m gonna write a zine called “it’s okay to hate your stupid malfunctioning body: a guide to cathartic negativity” and every disabled person can have it for free because it will be subsidized by abled people paying $5+ unless they show me a neat rock or tell me a weird fact I didn’t know
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Not only this, her "supporters" have raised 150K for her racist behavior. Azizi keeps trying to make this about the "process" through which she was fired, and says no one "should celebrate" her firing, and seems to miss the elephant in the room
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Not only this, her "supporters" have raised 150K for her racist behavior. Azizi keeps trying to make this about the "process" through which she was fired, and says no one "should celebrate" her firing, and seems to miss the elephant in the room
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Wow, time truely is a flat circle
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wow, time truely is a flat circle
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
wanted to experience heartache even while in a stable, loving, long-term relationship
wrong answers only:
wanted to experience heartache even while in a stable, loving, long-term relationship
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
i needed to justify my fantastical family subscription *somehow*
wrong answers only:
i needed to justify my fantastical family subscription *somehow*
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
wanted to experience heartache even while in a stable, loving, long-term relationship
wrong answers only:
wanted to experience heartache even while in a stable, loving, long-term relationship
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Turns out it never was about spam, but keeping Palestinians from using this site at all.
I have two people who never were on Bluesky not be able to make an account that didn’t get banned within 24 hours 🤷🏻♀️
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Turns out it never was about spam, but keeping Palestinians from using this site at all.
lately when listening I picture a young Jeff Bridges recording this song and get a little starstruck, I think "wow, what a man 🥰"
I have an extreme personal fondness for an animated movie he lent his voice to in 1982, in what might be his most charming and dreamy moment in a long career of charming moments he makes something really special out of a simple song with these amateur and deeply sincere vocals
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lately when listening I picture a young Jeff Bridges recording this song and get a little starstruck, I think "wow, what a man 🥰"
I have an extreme personal fondness for an animated movie he lent his voice to in 1982, in what might be his most charming and dreamy moment in a long career of charming moments he makes something really special out of a simple song with these amateur and deeply sincere vocals
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have an extreme personal fondness for an animated movie he lent his voice to in 1982, in what might be his most charming and dreamy moment in a long career of charming moments he makes something really special out of a simple song with these amateur and deeply sincere vocals
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NEW ARTICLE: In which I look back at the women that sold their souls (and, in many cases, their bodies) to Biden's efforts to minimize Covid.
And I propose a fifth wave of feminism in which we all stop doing this for men.
justinebarron.substack.com/p/bidens-han...
And I propose a fifth wave of feminism in which we all stop doing this for men.
justinebarron.substack.com/p/bidens-han...
Biden’s Handmaidens: Is it surprising that the women on the frontlines of Biden’s effort to minimize Covid are not all doing that well, physically?
Some of Biden’s most effective Covid propagandists, including Leana Wen and Rochelle Walensky, have been quietly walking back their minimization of Covid.
justinebarron.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
NEW ARTICLE: In which I look back at the women that sold their souls (and, in many cases, their bodies) to Biden's efforts to minimize Covid.
And I propose a fifth wave of feminism in which we all stop doing this for men.
justinebarron.substack.com/p/bidens-han...
And I propose a fifth wave of feminism in which we all stop doing this for men.
justinebarron.substack.com/p/bidens-han...
the same level 1568 dedenne has been sitting in my front yard for almost 24 hours. I do not want this dedenne, please take it away and spawn another pokemon. for the love of god, montresor!
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the same level 1568 dedenne has been sitting in my front yard for almost 24 hours. I do not want this dedenne, please take it away and spawn another pokemon. for the love of god, montresor!
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If a human says "Human rights have gone too far", the only possible explanations are either (a) they think other people are less human than them or (b) they feel like their human rights are more important than other people's human rights and that's fine.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If a human says "Human rights have gone too far", the only possible explanations are either (a) they think other people are less human than them or (b) they feel like their human rights are more important than other people's human rights and that's fine.
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
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I'd much rather feed capitalists to octopuses than let capitalists feed octopuses to anybody else.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'd much rather feed capitalists to octopuses than let capitalists feed octopuses to anybody else.
this was a challenging one to watch on edibles, and while bad with names and faces
It's What's Inside (2024)
A pre-wedding reunion descends into a psychological nightmare for a group of college friends when a surprise guest arrives with a mysterious suitcase.
boxd.it
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
this was a challenging one to watch on edibles, and while bad with names and faces
stay hydrated besties
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
stay hydrated besties
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
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What Republicans admit is that the executive administration *does* have authority to cancel federally held student debt. They just want to make it so that it will be administratively and practically impossible to deliver it because of this technicality. It's stealing in advance.
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What Republicans admit is that the executive administration *does* have authority to cancel federally held student debt. They just want to make it so that it will be administratively and practically impossible to deliver it because of this technicality. It's stealing in advance.