The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
I don't like what they did with the house
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't like what they did with the house
"In the name of soccer I bring you peace."
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"In the name of soccer I bring you peace."
The cycle is comical at this point:
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The cycle is comical at this point:
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
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Nature is crazy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nature is crazy.
RIP Eddie Sakamura
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
RIP Eddie Sakamura
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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Listen up everyone, Socrates over here has an important riddle for us to ponder
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Listen up everyone, Socrates over here has an important riddle for us to ponder
"To the moon, Aaliyah!!"
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"To the moon, Aaliyah!!"
Every photo taken inside Trump's White House looks like guerillas posing in the presidential palace of an ousted king.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Every photo taken inside Trump's White House looks like guerillas posing in the presidential palace of an ousted king.
Holy shit, Billy Frick nailed it
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Holy shit, Billy Frick nailed it
Bondi: You can rest easy, America. We got him.
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bondi: You can rest easy, America. We got him.
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
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See? Everybody's music taste is cringe.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
See? Everybody's music taste is cringe.
Back when you could support FOUR families on Frosty the Snowman money
nypost.com/2025/12/03/e...
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‘Frosty the Snowman’ voice actor Jackie Vernon exposed by son for having 3 secret families
“It finally came out that before our family, my dad had been married at least three other times.”
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Back when you could support FOUR families on Frosty the Snowman money
nypost.com/2025/12/03/e...
nypost.com/2025/12/03/e...
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
Coincidentally enough, Monkey Truck Crash Survivor is also my favorite Japanese game show!
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Coincidentally enough, Monkey Truck Crash Survivor is also my favorite Japanese game show!
Watergate was 52 years ago. We need to find a new scandal suffix besides -gate. How about -ron like in Enron? Or -ella as in Coachella?
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Watergate was 52 years ago. We need to find a new scandal suffix besides -gate. How about -ron like in Enron? Or -ella as in Coachella?
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go for something a bit more extreme
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
go for something a bit more extreme
Angry, disheveled Trump clarifies: "I was talking about Johnny Somali you idiots!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Angry, disheveled Trump clarifies: "I was talking about Johnny Somali you idiots!"
Your time machine has left you stranded in 1985 and the only man that can help you get back to the present year is wearing a t-shirt with this printed on it
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Your time machine has left you stranded in 1985 and the only man that can help you get back to the present year is wearing a t-shirt with this printed on it
There's no way this guy makes it another 3 years without saying ni***r
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There's no way this guy makes it another 3 years without saying ni***r
"It's called a murder boner your honor."
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Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth defends second boat strike, citing 'fog of war'
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth defended a secondary strike on an alleged drug boat, citing the “fog of war” during a televised Cabinet meeting with President Donald Trump.
apnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"It's called a murder boner your honor."
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ATTENTION NETIZENS!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ATTENTION NETIZENS!!