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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 6h

Hand strength off the charts.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 6h

Everyone knows that Michelle Williams was the best part of Dawson's Creek, right?

A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 6h

Karma Police was the only one that I remember actively listening to.

A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 7h

Just noticed in Halloween H20 JGL's Jimmy character is wearing those shitty puffy Vans that should have killed the company.

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Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 13h

soon ChatGPT will be able to botch math problems and encourage self-harm... in a sexy way defector.com/soon-chatgpt...

Soon ChatGPT Will Be Able To Botch Math Problems And Encourage Self-Harm... In A Sexy Way | Defector

On Monday afternoon, OpenAI founder and CEO Sam Altman took to Twitter to announce…well, something, anyway, about the direction of the ChatGPT product: We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure ...

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 16h

Just left a review for Himalayan Curry & Kebab in Estes Park, CO. Altitude sickness had me, but I needed to eat. This place ruined all other Indian cuisine for me. It was perfect. The samosas alone would make the great Khan weep. I'd consider flying back to Colorado just to eat there again.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 20h

I didn't know Liquid Death had a skate team. Apparently they axed them, but the team included Jason Ellis and Richie Jackson, so that actually raises their profile because those dudes are chuds that run with Tim Pool. So, it's cool to drink their water now.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 20h

Despite the near crippling anxiety I feel about my daughter's wedding this weekend, I managed a good sleep score last night which is apparently directly attributed to how cold my room was. I go into a coma when I am cold and I LOVE IT.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Who up looking at a hump like a snow hill?

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 1d

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween 3 Season of the Witch asks the question - "Irish Halloween masks?"

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, the Pennington to Coles connections were crucial. And they had ol' Cedric Houston for a time. Too bad Herm Edwards was Herm Edwards.

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Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 1d

every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

First Tube by Phish.

A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

The only direction you have to give is "Grace, navigate time and space to channel your perfume ad from the film 'Boomerang' and just run with it."

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Predator (1987) - the Predator should have been played by Grace Jones. No costume. Just give her a knife and a wide berth. Movie magic.

Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 1d

Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Seabiscuit (2003) - the horse should have been played by Michael Caine. Some desperately needed gravitas for the title role, which was given to an actual horse (???).

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Mine is "The Godfather- Part 3," recasting Sophia Coppola (great director, but should not have been given this role) with Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Amassing heated shelters to put outside for the various cats and opossums that visit my house. Everyone eats, and gets access to a soft, dry, heated spot in the cold. Have I gone crazy? Yes.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

And don't skeet until you see the whites of their eyes.

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A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts @stephenkeef.bsky.social · 1d

Came back to work yesterday and IMMEDIATELY got hit up by coworker to fix something they were assigned. Fixed it and on the subsequent meeting, they took all credit for it. It was galling. But, the boss pinged me to ask if I made it work and I just said, "yessir". Someone hire me permanently plz.

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