A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts
@stephenkeef.bsky.social
Skateboarding, dad, Knicks/Liberty fan, born in NY but stuck in TN. I love cats.
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Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
43 degrees feels like spring
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
43 degrees feels like spring
Cole spent a lot of time writing about some really badly stupid people and it's important to read it and remember to love thy neighbor. Because there's a lot of people out there that do not.
After an ode to the skate photo, Cole summarizes slash-and-burn outrage farming very well:
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
Steve Caballero and the stupiding of the skateboarder's mind
Antonio Durao plays a sick game of mid-air patty-cake, Cab makes some sickening social media posts, FA goes sicko moto-mode, and more.
www.simplemagic.ca
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Cole spent a lot of time writing about some really badly stupid people and it's important to read it and remember to love thy neighbor. Because there's a lot of people out there that do not.
Great, I guess I am watching this now.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Great, I guess I am watching this now.
My 28 year old stepson saw a bag of dog treats we have that were labeled "human grade organic" and tried one. The instant regret was worth it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My 28 year old stepson saw a bag of dog treats we have that were labeled "human grade organic" and tried one. The instant regret was worth it.
The "fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu" I just fuck you'd
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The "fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu" I just fuck you'd
Best detail in Empire is when Vader gets DONE with Luke's shit and starts two handing it and fucking him UP.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Best detail in Empire is when Vader gets DONE with Luke's shit and starts two handing it and fucking him UP.
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The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
My wife is losing her mind because the Peacock app will not let her watch the 2024 SNL Thanksgiving special- it just keeps trying to play an episode of Law and Order SVU. Full meltdown taking place.
a man in a chef 's hat with the words not great not terrible behind him
ALT: a man in a chef 's hat with the words not great not terrible behind him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My wife is losing her mind because the Peacock app will not let her watch the 2024 SNL Thanksgiving special- it just keeps trying to play an episode of Law and Order SVU. Full meltdown taking place.
Mikal Bridges being the resident shithouse player for Knicks is fairly hilarious. Dude is an under the radar troll and I am here for it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mikal Bridges being the resident shithouse player for Knicks is fairly hilarious. Dude is an under the radar troll and I am here for it.
Bobby gets shit from Deadheads for messing up songs like Truckin' and whatnot, and they ran Donna down for...whatever reason...but they by and large seem to give Jerry a pass for more often than not fucking up Terrapin Station. Or am I missing some corner of the world where this is a discussion?
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bobby gets shit from Deadheads for messing up songs like Truckin' and whatnot, and they ran Donna down for...whatever reason...but they by and large seem to give Jerry a pass for more often than not fucking up Terrapin Station. Or am I missing some corner of the world where this is a discussion?
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
All pies are great! Apple? Yessir. Pumpkin? Please and thank you. Blueberry? I can't see why not. Pecan? Right away. Sweet potato? ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A PIE? YUUUUUP. Rhubarb? Never had it, but I bet it SLAPS. Get over yourselves, pie haters.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All pies are great! Apple? Yessir. Pumpkin? Please and thank you. Blueberry? I can't see why not. Pecan? Right away. Sweet potato? ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A PIE? YUUUUUP. Rhubarb? Never had it, but I bet it SLAPS. Get over yourselves, pie haters.
One year for Thanksgiving, my grandmother ruined the gravy by adding confectionery sugar instead of cornstarch. I loved my grandmother though so it was okay. She was mortified. The adults were up in arms. One of the biggest family scandals in some time up to that point.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
One year for Thanksgiving, my grandmother ruined the gravy by adding confectionery sugar instead of cornstarch. I loved my grandmother though so it was okay. She was mortified. The adults were up in arms. One of the biggest family scandals in some time up to that point.
I ended up watching a Mount St. Helens documentary and man...that Harry Truman dude had 15 cats. That was the part that got to me. Those cats just got blipped into the ether. Poor little guys.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I ended up watching a Mount St. Helens documentary and man...that Harry Truman dude had 15 cats. That was the part that got to me. Those cats just got blipped into the ether. Poor little guys.
Oh.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh.
Local plumber running a "brown Friday" special for a $69 drain cleaning.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Local plumber running a "brown Friday" special for a $69 drain cleaning.
Look at my friend Trey- he’s beautiful and huge and fills me with happiness to be able to feed him every night.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Look at my friend Trey- he’s beautiful and huge and fills me with happiness to be able to feed him every night.
I dreamed last night that I was 16 again, but totally aware that I am actually a 50 year old. I spent the time running around in abject awe at how much my body didn't hurt.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I dreamed last night that I was 16 again, but totally aware that I am actually a 50 year old. I spent the time running around in abject awe at how much my body didn't hurt.
Every once in a while that tre gets wet.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every once in a while that tre gets wet.
If I were Klay Thompson I would get my named changed to Klay Stallion ASAP.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I were Klay Thompson I would get my named changed to Klay Stallion ASAP.
It's still early, but the Knicks look kinda bad. Thibs wouldn't have gotten much more of this group, either. Actually it wouldn't be this group. It would be a seven man rotation into the core of the earth and Bridges would be on his way out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's still early, but the Knicks look kinda bad. Thibs wouldn't have gotten much more of this group, either. Actually it wouldn't be this group. It would be a seven man rotation into the core of the earth and Bridges would be on his way out.
A nice evening with @trey.com and the band. TAB understands that there’s literally nothing cooler than a black man in horn rimmed glasses playing a saxophone.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A nice evening with @trey.com and the band. TAB understands that there’s literally nothing cooler than a black man in horn rimmed glasses playing a saxophone.
We’re gonna end up with universal healthcare and student loan eradication by next week.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We’re gonna end up with universal healthcare and student loan eradication by next week.