A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts
@stephenkeef.bsky.social
Skateboarding, dad, Knicks/Liberty fan, born in NY but stuck in TN. I love cats.
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
All pies are great! Apple? Yessir. Pumpkin? Please and thank you. Blueberry? I can't see why not. Pecan? Right away. Sweet potato? ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A PIE? YUUUUUP. Rhubarb? Never had it, but I bet it SLAPS. Get over yourselves, pie haters.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All pies are great! Apple? Yessir. Pumpkin? Please and thank you. Blueberry? I can't see why not. Pecan? Right away. Sweet potato? ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A PIE? YUUUUUP. Rhubarb? Never had it, but I bet it SLAPS. Get over yourselves, pie haters.
One year for Thanksgiving, my grandmother ruined the gravy by adding confectionery sugar instead of cornstarch. I loved my grandmother though so it was okay. She was mortified. The adults were up in arms. One of the biggest family scandals in some time up to that point.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
One year for Thanksgiving, my grandmother ruined the gravy by adding confectionery sugar instead of cornstarch. I loved my grandmother though so it was okay. She was mortified. The adults were up in arms. One of the biggest family scandals in some time up to that point.
I ended up watching a Mount St. Helens documentary and man...that Harry Truman dude had 15 cats. That was the part that got to me. Those cats just got blipped into the ether. Poor little guys.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I ended up watching a Mount St. Helens documentary and man...that Harry Truman dude had 15 cats. That was the part that got to me. Those cats just got blipped into the ether. Poor little guys.
Oh.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh.
Local plumber running a "brown Friday" special for a $69 drain cleaning.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Local plumber running a "brown Friday" special for a $69 drain cleaning.
Look at my friend Trey- he’s beautiful and huge and fills me with happiness to be able to feed him every night.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Look at my friend Trey- he’s beautiful and huge and fills me with happiness to be able to feed him every night.
I dreamed last night that I was 16 again, but totally aware that I am actually a 50 year old. I spent the time running around in abject awe at how much my body didn't hurt.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I dreamed last night that I was 16 again, but totally aware that I am actually a 50 year old. I spent the time running around in abject awe at how much my body didn't hurt.
Every once in a while that tre gets wet.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every once in a while that tre gets wet.
If I were Klay Thompson I would get my named changed to Klay Stallion ASAP.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I were Klay Thompson I would get my named changed to Klay Stallion ASAP.
It's still early, but the Knicks look kinda bad. Thibs wouldn't have gotten much more of this group, either. Actually it wouldn't be this group. It would be a seven man rotation into the core of the earth and Bridges would be on his way out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's still early, but the Knicks look kinda bad. Thibs wouldn't have gotten much more of this group, either. Actually it wouldn't be this group. It would be a seven man rotation into the core of the earth and Bridges would be on his way out.
A nice evening with @trey.com and the band. TAB understands that there’s literally nothing cooler than a black man in horn rimmed glasses playing a saxophone.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A nice evening with @trey.com and the band. TAB understands that there’s literally nothing cooler than a black man in horn rimmed glasses playing a saxophone.
We’re gonna end up with universal healthcare and student loan eradication by next week.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We’re gonna end up with universal healthcare and student loan eradication by next week.
Imagine Steve Caballero blocking most of skateboarding tonight and thinking, “no, it’s everyone else who is wrong.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Imagine Steve Caballero blocking most of skateboarding tonight and thinking, “no, it’s everyone else who is wrong.”
I hope Steve Caballero’s neck falls all the way off.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I hope Steve Caballero’s neck falls all the way off.
Hey @doctor1hundred.bsky.social quick question! Is there precedent for a tail pull injury in a cat healing on its own? I ask because our Siamese boy has been less leaky of late, and when he is inside the house and diapered, the diapers are not nearly as pee soaked. Thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hey @doctor1hundred.bsky.social quick question! Is there precedent for a tail pull injury in a cat healing on its own? I ask because our Siamese boy has been less leaky of late, and when he is inside the house and diapered, the diapers are not nearly as pee soaked. Thank you!
Just realized that Meg Ryan in the "I'll have what she's having scene" and JD Vance have the same eyeliner style.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Just realized that Meg Ryan in the "I'll have what she's having scene" and JD Vance have the same eyeliner style.
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I really hate that Stephen A. Smith is a thing
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I really hate that Stephen A. Smith is a thing
Turns out, it was fated all along…
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Turns out, it was fated all along…
I'm gonna revel in this Knicks win. Oh, we won after playing like dog shit and getting a Scott Foster special to end the game?GREAT. You know how many times this sort of thing broke against the Knicks? MOST OF MY ADULT LIFE, MAN.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'm gonna revel in this Knicks win. Oh, we won after playing like dog shit and getting a Scott Foster special to end the game?GREAT. You know how many times this sort of thing broke against the Knicks? MOST OF MY ADULT LIFE, MAN.
Always said Scott Foster was the best ref in the game.
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Always said Scott Foster was the best ref in the game.
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"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." (Shakespeare)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." (Shakespeare)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
Babe wake up, a new “it’s frickin’ WIMDY” dropped
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Babe wake up, a new “it’s frickin’ WIMDY” dropped
Watching Blade Runner and pushing my glasses back up my nose when I see that in their 2019, 7-digit dialing is still used.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Watching Blade Runner and pushing my glasses back up my nose when I see that in their 2019, 7-digit dialing is still used.