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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️🌈
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explaining my current wip to people: so it's a little bit Twin Peaks, a little bit Red X, a little bit Night of the Hunter, and I think there's probably some Carrie in there.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
explaining my current wip to people: so it's a little bit Twin Peaks, a little bit Red X, a little bit Night of the Hunter, and I think there's probably some Carrie in there.
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writing day: this is amazing, I am a literary giant and I will never die.
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writin
has a good writing day: this is amazing, I am a literary giant and I will never die.
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writin
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writing day: this is amazing, I am a literary giant and I will never die.
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writin
has a good writing day: this is amazing, I am a literary giant and I will never die.
has a bad writing day: my creativity has deserted me forever. I will never create again.
has a good writin
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Quick observations, gang:
- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Quick observations, gang:
- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
as a viewer, it is difficult to pick out when horror writers/directors are intentionally queercoding vs. when they're tripping and falling into it by accident just because there are still so few studios willing to let their big genre movies HAVE gay characters. it chapter 2 was nearly six years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
as a viewer, it is difficult to pick out when horror writers/directors are intentionally queercoding vs. when they're tripping and falling into it by accident just because there are still so few studios willing to let their big genre movies HAVE gay characters. it chapter 2 was nearly six years ago.
auteur theory specifically w/r/t scott derrickson's oeuvre as a study of family violence in american society. the apex of which is, of course, sinister 2.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
auteur theory specifically w/r/t scott derrickson's oeuvre as a study of family violence in american society. the apex of which is, of course, sinister 2.
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
finney's stronger than me because if I was dealing with turbo ptsd and being haunted by my molester AND stranded at a christian youth camp AND THEN my dead boyfriend's kid brother started hitting on my sister /while i was in the room/, I would start killing people with hammers.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
finney's stronger than me because if I was dealing with turbo ptsd and being haunted by my molester AND stranded at a christian youth camp AND THEN my dead boyfriend's kid brother started hitting on my sister /while i was in the room/, I would start killing people with hammers.
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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Urbanist knitters, I need you to know about these mittens: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
"Fuck Cars" Mittens pattern by Erin Megenity
Prepare to show off your love of bikes and become the envy of your urbanist friends with these “Fuck Cars” Mittens! Inspired by my husband, I designed these mittens for those of us who don’t let cold ...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Urbanist knitters, I need you to know about these mittens: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
well that's an interesting combination of movies
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
well that's an interesting combination of movies
"pete spends the whole walk staring at ray" well yeah, look what happens the second he takes his eyes off him! it's like trying to keep a dog from running into traffic!
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"pete spends the whole walk staring at ray" well yeah, look what happens the second he takes his eyes off him! it's like trying to keep a dog from running into traffic!
niche Canadian memes
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
niche Canadian memes
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When the foghorn starts to wail and the mists draw closer to shore, you know it must be time for another Sunday Scaries. buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...
It's in the seas! It's coming!
Phantoms in the fog, babies washed ashore, one-eyed gulls with attitude, and 111,000 spiders in the dark. This must be the Sunday Scaries!
buttondown.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When the foghorn starts to wail and the mists draw closer to shore, you know it must be time for another Sunday Scaries. buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...
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Victor Frankenstein be kind to your giant son who loves you one (1) time challenge.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Victor Frankenstein be kind to your giant son who loves you one (1) time challenge.
and you know it's really hard to hold your breath, nearly 5k of finney character study. why this is what I spent my day off on, I do not know. archiveofourown.org/works/73902321
and you know it's really hard to hold your breath - evewithanapple - The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
and you know it's really hard to hold your breath, nearly 5k of finney character study. why this is what I spent my day off on, I do not know. archiveofourown.org/works/73902321
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November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I thought the last few V/H/S installments were a rapid slide downhill, but V/H/S 94 does absolutely rock. Hail Raatma.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I thought the last few V/H/S installments were a rapid slide downhill, but V/H/S 94 does absolutely rock. Hail Raatma.
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people in real life: hey man how’s it going?
y’all:
y’all:
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
people in real life: hey man how’s it going?
y’all:
y’all: