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standard choi and the multiverse of madness
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nied.bsky.social
"Wow so it's illegal to have sex now?"
New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and the start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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originalsp.in
ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.
standard.bsky.social
the funny thing is that there's a nonzero chance that the dalai lama read this post and spent at least a few moments trying to come up with a justification (he has a rolex collection)
notalawyer.bsky.social
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
Rolex subreddit post: 

My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.
standard.bsky.social
i've been telling rightwingers on nextdoor that seatbelts are woke
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aelkus.bsky.social
tom buchanan should have said this to jay gatsby
standard.bsky.social
the structure of scientific revolutions
standard.bsky.social
nordic semiconductors scares me
standard.bsky.social
accidentally broke prod on my day off, how's everyone else doing
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donmoyn.bsky.social
New, from me:
Trump's 3 step plan to create a military omniforce
1. Purge - those deemed disloyal
2. Merge - different parts of law enforcement/military
3. Surge - impose the omniforce on Dem cities; instigate unrest; assert dominance; silence dissent
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
Purge, Merge, and Surge
Trump is creating a omniforce of armed loyalists to establish his police state
donmoynihan.substack.com
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tomjoscelyn.bsky.social
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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utopia-defer.red
Yeah this is a government that could definitely handle a financial crisis
jennifernuzzo.bsky.social
Some of these people have now been fired and rehired TWICE since January. The current state of dysfunction is mind boggling.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
OOOPS! UPDATE: Two HHS officials tell me that disease detectives, measles response officers, global health officials and the MMWR staff were laid off by mistake and will be reinstated. But Washington office is still RIFed
standard.bsky.social
so my only fucking option is to return the package to the sender!!!!
standard.bsky.social
no! you get some stupid fucking screen where there's only two options, and the first option is broken! I'm stuck on infinite load even on different browsers!
standard.bsky.social
You would think that all you would have to do is click that hyperlink, log in, and add a code, right?
standard.bsky.social
All I wanted was a few bottles of Mrs. Meyers Holiday Hand Soap
This is a Mrs. Meyer's Clean Day Hand Soap variety pack with four limited edition seasonal scents: Peppermint, Iowa Pine, Snowdrop, and Gingerbread. Each pump bottle contains 16 fl oz (473 mL), giving you a total of 64 fl oz across all four bottles.
These appear to be holiday-themed scents, with the festive peppermint and gingerbread options alongside the wintry Iowa Pine and Snowdrop fragrances. The packaging notes they're made with olive oil and aloe vera, which is typical for Mrs. Meyer's formulations.
standard.bsky.social
essay: I Hope Carol Tomé Gets Cancer
standard.bsky.social
reconstruction is a decades-long process though, we'd want someone who isn't just chasing the polls
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
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standard.bsky.social
there's this ex classmate from high school that I've had recurring dreams about since like, ever
standard.bsky.social
I'm in a good place now with my mental health, so really there's nothing keeping me from visiting her in the Bay Area