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standard choi and the multiverse of madness
you thought mcmansions were shit, well wait till you see some altmansions
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
you thought mcmansions were shit, well wait till you see some altmansions
I'm flying to Purdue University to win an argument
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm flying to Purdue University to win an argument
ngl i think i might get an apartment without central AC. cause like, i have to open up all the windows and have an elaborate set of fans to keep co2 levels down
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ngl i think i might get an apartment without central AC. cause like, i have to open up all the windows and have an elaborate set of fans to keep co2 levels down
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more on civlmil stuff here, but i think at the end of the day huntingtonism is a dead end. huntington thought that by becoming a soldier you stopped being a citizen and started being an apolitical warrior-monk.
but upholding the constitution is the duty of all citizens--no matter their profession.
but upholding the constitution is the duty of all citizens--no matter their profession.
Honestly, the entire thing strikes me as an example of terminal lawyer-brain. The truth is that the point at which a civilian authority is issuing manifestly unlawful orders, you've entered a state of exception and the truth is a soldier can end up being shot for obeying or refusing.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
more on civlmil stuff here, but i think at the end of the day huntingtonism is a dead end. huntington thought that by becoming a soldier you stopped being a citizen and started being an apolitical warrior-monk.
but upholding the constitution is the duty of all citizens--no matter their profession.
but upholding the constitution is the duty of all citizens--no matter their profession.
> spend last night banging my gf and ellie nguyen's gf
> walk into my bedroom tonight to see ellie nguyen tying up my gf and banging her gf
well well well, looks like the rice paddy hat's on the other head
> walk into my bedroom tonight to see ellie nguyen tying up my gf and banging her gf
well well well, looks like the rice paddy hat's on the other head
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
> spend last night banging my gf and ellie nguyen's gf
> walk into my bedroom tonight to see ellie nguyen tying up my gf and banging her gf
well well well, looks like the rice paddy hat's on the other head
> walk into my bedroom tonight to see ellie nguyen tying up my gf and banging her gf
well well well, looks like the rice paddy hat's on the other head
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part of the reason i am genuinely irritated with the gAI/AGI cult is because there is real societal benefits in using ML techniques in medical care + weather analysis, and instead people get annoyed with anything that gets lumped in with the plagiarism machine
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
part of the reason i am genuinely irritated with the gAI/AGI cult is because there is real societal benefits in using ML techniques in medical care + weather analysis, and instead people get annoyed with anything that gets lumped in with the plagiarism machine
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Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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Once again; you can't moderate your way to neutralizing an issue like immigration.
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
YOU WANTED NET IMMIGRATION TO COME DOWN! THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Once again; you can't moderate your way to neutralizing an issue like immigration.
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
It's fundamentally just racist reaction. Nothing is ever enough because what's demanded—ethnonationalist homogeneity—is completely unavailable in modern conditions. There will *always* be a basis for more demagoguery
fluffer chart at 200k
This is @liberalcurrents.com’s eight Thanksgiving. I am so thankful for the community we have built over the years. And I’m incredibly grateful for the support people have shown for the project this week—financially, but also in the trust they have shown, and the kind words gofund.me/3ffd46797
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
fluffer chart at 200k
I'm mad and distraught. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together, helping the world in our own unique ways. I thought we were going to be like, one of couples where she and her squad get arrested for doing cool shit and then I have money for lawyers to get them a settlement
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm mad and distraught. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together, helping the world in our own unique ways. I thought we were going to be like, one of couples where she and her squad get arrested for doing cool shit and then I have money for lawyers to get them a settlement
my ex and her friends stalk this account. if this hurts their feelings enough they'll show it to their therapists. but if it's also funny the doc's gonna find some therapy way of saying "okay but that one a lowkey banger tho"
if i ever become a legislator I'll just spend half my time describing how stupid they are and going "and this is why we need to pay public schoolteachers more"
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my ex and her friends stalk this account. if this hurts their feelings enough they'll show it to their therapists. but if it's also funny the doc's gonna find some therapy way of saying "okay but that one a lowkey banger tho"
my ex's friends are a bunch of cargo cult savages who shouldn't be allowed to have power over anyone else. one of them adopted some poor kid and proceeded to fill him up with dangerous shit like "windows 10 is safe to use without updates"
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my ex's friends are a bunch of cargo cult savages who shouldn't be allowed to have power over anyone else. one of them adopted some poor kid and proceeded to fill him up with dangerous shit like "windows 10 is safe to use without updates"
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
so i spent $100 to buy back 0.005% of my income, can i get a W
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so i spent $100 to buy back 0.005% of my income, can i get a W
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There is a reason that consolidating control over the media system is one of the very first things that authoritarians do, every single time. And Trump has sought to do exactly that.
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There is a reason that consolidating control over the media system is one of the very first things that authoritarians do, every single time. And Trump has sought to do exactly that.
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
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If we hit $70k today and $35k was matched by our donor, we would get to 21% of our goal. Crowdfunding campaigns that crack 20% are highly likely to meet their goals. Please help us hit this important milestone gofund.me/638697766
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If we hit $70k today and $35k was matched by our donor, we would get to 21% of our goal. Crowdfunding campaigns that crack 20% are highly likely to meet their goals. Please help us hit this important milestone gofund.me/638697766
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the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
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The exception to this was the New Liberals, who boosted Tilson as their #1 and told people to vote their consciences wrt Mamdani or Cuomo as their fifth choice because both were equally offensive.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The exception to this was the New Liberals, who boosted Tilson as their #1 and told people to vote their consciences wrt Mamdani or Cuomo as their fifth choice because both were equally offensive.
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life