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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 30m

It has happened before, and it will happen again. Nobody is going to learn anything from this experience.

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 1d

ELITE levels of ain't-shittery

Never let the OGs tell you our music was worse. Look at how they harmonized the infidelity!

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 5d

I remember when bit.ly first came out and wouldn't show previews of the site you were going to. Unhinged times.

You NEVER knew what you were about to see. Maybe a Rick Roll, maybe a little permanent trauma.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 5d

Remember when folks used to tell us that future generations would grow out of racism (conveniently, with no effort on anyone's part)?

Yeah. About that.

Indivisible ReSisters Contra Costa ❌👑 @indivisresistcoco.bsky.social · 5d

In 2,900 Telegram text messages obtained by POLITICO, young Republican leaders in New York, Kansas, Arizona and Vermont gleefully promoted the N-word, rape, gas chambers, Hitler, and Donald Trump. These are the future leaders of the Republican party.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 10d

What happened?

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 17d

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The Voice of J Kulcha. 77✨ @jkulcha.bsky.social · 17d

You can pick TWO:

1. A new house

2. £10,500 per month

3. An ideal credit score

4. £260K salary

5. Retire now

6. £200K cash

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 20d

Got a lot of ladies riled up, but I think they're too busy eating ice because of their iron deficiency to really be threats.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 20d

Much easier to obfuscate who owns a politician if you can hide the dark money.

Nasty work, and they don't even have to do it in the dark anymore. All you gotta do is grind until you get it to SCOTUS. You'll win 6-3 or 5-4.

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 21d

Whoever decided that carrot cake needed anything other than "carrot" and "cake" needs to be investigated for further crimes.

Yes, posthumously. I don't care how long ago it was.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 24d

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 25d

I love that this is the only lasting thing she ever contributed to discourse.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 25d

Nani the fuck?!

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 28d

I wonder if it's because they simply don't believe he's going to follow through with it.

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · 28d

SQUARE UP AT DAWN

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 16

First time I ever saw a white person do a Nazi salute was in Canada, too.

Never gonna understand why people keep pretending that the USA has a monopoly on racism.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 15

Safe from... From being short?

At 5'3"?

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 15

ELITE television watching experience

Might have only lasted three seasons, but it went triple platinum in my house

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 14

Mike laughing SO HARD 💀💀💀

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 14

DBs tripping over each other and Patrick overthrew him by five yards

Rare case of bad luck canceling out bad luck

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 14

📠📠📠

Tiger stripes do it for me

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 14

Peres Jepchirchir pulled that final kick out of NOWHERE, my goodness.

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 10

When the ladies rise up and start taking men down en masse, I just ask that it be kinda quick, because what the actual fuck was any of that.

Please and thank you.

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 9

What are they feeding these NFL kickers?!

I'm old enough to remember when a 50 yarder was a big deal. Reichard just hit 59 with room to spare!

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Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 8

Keeping that and giving it to them with their next meal. If they say anything?

"You thought there was enough for someone else, right? What's the problem?"

And then taking the next bottle of orange juice out of their allowance for a little razzle dazzle, depending on how often they do this.

Sqube @sqube.bsky.social · Sep 8

The way she's been waiting to get her lick back against her own daughter...

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