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I drank a can of Steel Reserve once and didn't even get a buzz. I just immediately got a hangover. Headache, nauseous, couldn't even go out with the fellas.

I'll drink damn near anything this side of Everclear over Steel Reserve.
Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The horns in Luchini can fix you if you just play them loud enough.

I know it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You almost certainly don't know where this is going.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What --

and I cannot emphasize this enough --

the FUCK
im sorry what
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This is the best spelling of that word I've ever seen and I'm going to be stealing it TYSM
Watching medium send email after email flailing to recover the writers they lost brings me a shade of scootinfruity.
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Tomlin to the Eagles, maybe? Seems like he's done everything he can do in Pittsburgh. I don't see him coaching a tank and they don't have enough top line talent to compete.

Sometimes it's just time.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Reposted by Sqube
We can’t say we don’t care about the awards and constantly talk about snubs. You can’t be snubbed by what’s beneath you.
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me: So they just gonna pull y'all back with all the classic faces in the #Doomsday trailers, huh?

Also Me:
a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
ALT: a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
These are the Silicon Valley billionaires we're supposed to entrust our future to? With no questions?

Incredibly unserious human beings.
Why does it feel like behind every autonomous robot/vehicle is just some human at a keyboard?

Oh because it is…
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Respect goes both ways. Don't ever let someone who doesn't give it complain about not receiving it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This represents reality a lot more accurately than whatever that dude talks about on social media.
Payrolls fell -105k in October and rose +64k in November. August and September payrolls were also revised down a total of 33k.

These data suggest VIRTUALLY NO EMPLOYMENT GROWTH since April ("Liberation day").

Unemployment is now up to 4.6%.

This is a tricky report, so stay tuned.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reposted by Sqube
She tracked his tiktok comment and drove 3 HOURS to see him. His comment was racist, but this also comes to show how easy it is for anyone to track you from a simple comment om social media.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
WE OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Am I the only one who couldn't tell the difference between The Kid Laroi and Justin Bieber? Is it because I'm on #WashedSky?
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What an absolutely incredible World Series. Nothing else to say.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
BACK TO BACK JACKS

#WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Sqube
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I like this reimagining a whole lot more than what we got.
In light of the news of the Ben Solo spin-off film, I thought I'd repost my attempt to fix The Rise of Skywalker. This was originally posted on Twitter in December of 2019. While this is a cleaned-up version, the bit that's relevant to a Ben Solo film was present in 2019.

#FixTRoS
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I saw Alien and The Exorcist the summer I turned 9.

Ain't been right since.
4. What movie that traumatized you as a kid?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
American exceptionalism applying to shooting children but nothing else pisses me off so fucking bad.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember when folks used to tell us that future generations would grow out of racism (conveniently, with no effort on anyone's part)?

Yeah. About that.
In 2,900 Telegram text messages obtained by POLITICO, young Republican leaders in New York, Kansas, Arizona and Vermont gleefully promoted the N-word, rape, gas chambers, Hitler, and Donald Trump. These are the future leaders of the Republican party.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
2 and 6
You can pick TWO:

1. A new house

2. £10,500 per month

3. An ideal credit score

4. £260K salary

5. Retire now

6. £200K cash
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Nani the fuck?!
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Peres Jepchirchir pulled that final kick out of NOWHERE, my goodness.
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What are they feeding these NFL kickers?!

I'm old enough to remember when a 50 yarder was a big deal. Reichard just hit 59 with room to spare!
September 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM