The president of the United States AND an elite special forces operator.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The president of the United States AND an elite special forces operator.
They're both microwaved dog shit. This is on brand.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
They're both microwaved dog shit. This is on brand.
They've been on a fucking decade-long crusade about a Starbucks cup. We let them get away with pretending they weren't the real snowflakes for WAY. TOO. LONG.
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
They've been on a fucking decade-long crusade about a Starbucks cup. We let them get away with pretending they weren't the real snowflakes for WAY. TOO. LONG.
I'm glad I'm not hooked on that, but imagine being a big-time loser and then the feds roll up and say you lose so bad we need a piece of whatever you gotect?!
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I'm glad I'm not hooked on that, but imagine being a big-time loser and then the feds roll up and say you lose so bad we need a piece of whatever you gotect?!
Who. Asked. For. This?!
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Who. Asked. For. This?!
... TI? You mean Clifford?!
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
... TI? You mean Clifford?!
This video and the "why do you like 50 and you're 24" video take me out like I've never seen them before every time.
Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...
Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...
Why you look 50 and you're 24 (Full Scene HD)
YouTube video by dylan
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This video and the "why do you like 50 and you're 24" video take me out like I've never seen them before every time.
Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...
Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...
The vibes must have been ELITE
Go on that second date!
Go on that second date!
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The vibes must have been ELITE
Go on that second date!
Go on that second date!
Well damn, you learn something new every day
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Well damn, you learn something new every day
Cook? But...
a man with a beard says how on a netflix ad
ALT: a man with a beard says how on a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Cook? But...
Husky? They talmbout ALASKAN Huskies not being built for... cold?
People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.
People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Husky? They talmbout ALASKAN Huskies not being built for... cold?
People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.
People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.
Whatever they use to give it the cinnamon flavor should be illegal. I can't STAND that shit anymore.
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Whatever they use to give it the cinnamon flavor should be illegal. I can't STAND that shit anymore.
I need SUBS IN THE TRUNK for this
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I need SUBS IN THE TRUNK for this
I laughed, I cried, I argued vehemently (in my head). I was captivated.
10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.
10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I laughed, I cried, I argued vehemently (in my head). I was captivated.
10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.
10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.
Before reading it, I thought somebody yelled f*gg*t at ICE. And I'm like "yeah don't do that, but this is a lot of clutched pearls when we're talking about tear gassing babies and executing mothers, no?"
Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON
Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Before reading it, I thought somebody yelled f*gg*t at ICE. And I'm like "yeah don't do that, but this is a lot of clutched pearls when we're talking about tear gassing babies and executing mothers, no?"
Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON
Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON
Yup. It's the thing everybody learned from Uber and all those tech start-ups. Get into the market, use unsustainable pricing while burning through investor money. Once you're big enough, get that pricing up.
Guess that doesn't work for salad?
Guess that doesn't work for salad?
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Yup. It's the thing everybody learned from Uber and all those tech start-ups. Get into the market, use unsustainable pricing while burning through investor money. Once you're big enough, get that pricing up.
Guess that doesn't work for salad?
Guess that doesn't work for salad?
The most hardcore nerds are the most impacted, and they're used to ignoring us.
But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"
Life as a service is here.
But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"
Life as a service is here.
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The most hardcore nerds are the most impacted, and they're used to ignoring us.
But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"
Life as a service is here.
But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"
Life as a service is here.
I don't even understand how!
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I don't even understand how!