Sam "ProXy" Kolins
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i liked the part where I said "IT'S PROXIN' TIME" and ProX'd everywhere on Bluesky
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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turkey so fine Eric Adams asking it for cash
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
turkey so fine Eric Adams asking it for cash
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Now that Rick is back in the spotlight thanks to Kirby Air Riders, many are taken aback by his plain name. But it’s actually a pun in Japanese!
Rick = riku (陸), land
Kine = kai (海), sea
Coo = kuu (空), sky
Rick = riku (陸), land
Kine = kai (海), sea
Coo = kuu (空), sky
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Now that Rick is back in the spotlight thanks to Kirby Air Riders, many are taken aback by his plain name. But it’s actually a pun in Japanese!
Rick = riku (陸), land
Kine = kai (海), sea
Coo = kuu (空), sky
Rick = riku (陸), land
Kine = kai (海), sea
Coo = kuu (空), sky
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MrMixtape did a very nice SF6 video on gief's balance history, if you like bad balance you'd probably love it
youtu.be/JvHMJnmQ7b0?...
youtu.be/JvHMJnmQ7b0?...
grapplers aren't allowed to be good - SF6 Zangief's Balance History
YouTube video by MrMixtape
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
MrMixtape did a very nice SF6 video on gief's balance history, if you like bad balance you'd probably love it
youtu.be/JvHMJnmQ7b0?...
youtu.be/JvHMJnmQ7b0?...
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with etc
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with etc
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This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
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these are roe deer by the way
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
these are roe deer by the way
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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*taps mic*
If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!
It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!
It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*taps mic*
If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!
It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!
It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
dude i love cats. look at this
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
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bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
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Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!