Spartanburger
@spartanburger.bsky.social
Multi-disciplinary artist | 🇨🇦 🇳🇿 | 32 | he/him | mostly sfw | always open for a chat
Fair warning: I have no idea what I am doing.
https://linktr.ee/thespartanburger
Fair warning: I have no idea what I am doing.
https://linktr.ee/thespartanburger
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December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Free newsletter: NVIDIA Isn't Enron, so what is it? My 15k word guide to Wall Street's messiah - how it makes money, how its future relies on endless debt, how millions of GPUs are sitting waiting to be installed, and why it no longer makes sense to buy more GPUs.
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Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
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"Old and true. And sturdy. One of the best [gaming] tools ever built. We've grown reliant on Imperial tech, and we've made ourselves vulnerable. There's a growing list of things we've known and forgotten, things they've pushed us to forget. Things like freedom."
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Old and true. And sturdy. One of the best [gaming] tools ever built. We've grown reliant on Imperial tech, and we've made ourselves vulnerable. There's a growing list of things we've known and forgotten, things they've pushed us to forget. Things like freedom."
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This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is the account manager for Jucika. We're hosting a gofundme to fund an emergency kidney procedure. We are in the US and uninsured which makes it difficult to pay the bill
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you for all the support so far we have $10.1k left
Please enjoy this modern take on Jucika
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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A matching waist-up of @3033.bsky.social 's Kyra, to match Caephe [ bsky.app/profile/jest... ]
OC belongs to them! Please don't use likeness without their permission!
Please don't upload my art offsite! Thanks! :D
OC belongs to them! Please don't use likeness without their permission!
Please don't upload my art offsite! Thanks! :D
January 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A matching waist-up of @3033.bsky.social 's Kyra, to match Caephe [ bsky.app/profile/jest... ]
OC belongs to them! Please don't use likeness without their permission!
Please don't upload my art offsite! Thanks! :D
OC belongs to them! Please don't use likeness without their permission!
Please don't upload my art offsite! Thanks! :D
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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I should do that thing I like doing.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I should do that thing I like doing.
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
November 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
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don't fuck with my desk toys
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
don't fuck with my desk toys
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Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Need a value neutral way to say the opposite of "this goes hard.". Like, "does not go hard" sounds like saying something is bad but there's things that are great that don't go hard. It goes soft. This is pleasant. It is comfy. Idk
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Need a value neutral way to say the opposite of "this goes hard.". Like, "does not go hard" sounds like saying something is bad but there's things that are great that don't go hard. It goes soft. This is pleasant. It is comfy. Idk
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
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walter white bustin it down
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
walter white bustin it down
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Lil buggers #hollowknight #silksong
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lil buggers #hollowknight #silksong
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days