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![A twitter thread between Spandex and Jeff Samuels QC
Starts with a screenshot of Jeff telling someone to "get off your high horse" and waffles a bit in his Very Important manner. Jeffs profile pic is of him proudly wearing his daft judge wig
Spandex: Jeff larps his way thru another day yelling "I have SO much more Mana than you! AHahahah! Watch me cast Aura of Gravity! Wearing my Wig of Gondor (+5)". he's a longread version of the "sir this is a wendys" joke
Jeff: Is this english?
Spandex: yep, but it's from a world you don't understand. trying to think of a way to explain it to you... imagine a quite esoteric environment with lots of jargon, that's mystifying to those outside it. now imagine the players wear hilarious costumes that give them special powers
Spandex: .. but now.. imagine the players go into a chip-shop, still wearing their costumes and, forgetting that they're now just "another berk in a chip shop", start shouting "I smite you with my Venom Glaive!" and trying to do magic on the pickled eggs
Jeff: Drivel
Spandex: [ Posts screenshot from father Ted where Dougal has asked for loads of "Matador stuff" for christmas, altered to say "Queens Counsel stuff" ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cx3qyf6ispkyoyoqcaaol4xx/bafkreiecnuz6m2dfv5djz3vwut37ypprzql2mhm3pkw7rz3il72ntcruwm@jpeg)
probably my favourite moment from twitter, taking the piss out of Jeff. he blocked me after this :)
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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I've thought for decades that most people really underestimate how meaningful the Turing Test is.. but now I see people declaring that ChatGPT can pass it, I've started to wonder if they might actually fail the test themselves
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I've thought for decades that most people really underestimate how meaningful the Turing Test is.. but now I see people declaring that ChatGPT can pass it, I've started to wonder if they might actually fail the test themselves
It should be illegal to create tickets for Apple/Google Wallet without setting them to expire after the event
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It should be illegal to create tickets for Apple/Google Wallet without setting them to expire after the event
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An actual must-read article, as pretty much all of Malik's are. I genuinely worry how long she can keep up being the single British commentator who can say any of this stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
An actual must-read article, as pretty much all of Malik's are. I genuinely worry how long she can keep up being the single British commentator who can say any of this stuff.
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Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
and cloudflare runs on cloudflare so i can't even malkovich into my malkovich dashboard to unmalkovich my malkovich
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
and cloudflare runs on cloudflare so i can't even malkovich into my malkovich dashboard to unmalkovich my malkovich
i see the internet is doing some weather again
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
i see the internet is doing some weather again
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"what's the matter babe? you've hardly touched your Festival Zone Laundry Toilet Stairs"
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"what's the matter babe? you've hardly touched your Festival Zone Laundry Toilet Stairs"
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Hear me out Slow Horses but Muppets, Jackson Lamb the only human
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hear me out Slow Horses but Muppets, Jackson Lamb the only human
Just saw this handsome bastad land on the gate. Tried to get a photo through the window… this was the best of a bad bunch
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just saw this handsome bastad land on the gate. Tried to get a photo through the window… this was the best of a bad bunch
Note that by "sensible explanation" he means "explanation that doesn't mean I've been wrong about everything for a decade and that doesn't involve me having to listen to anyone who correctly predicted all of this"
And so, no, I'm afraid nobody has a "sensible explanation".
And so, no, I'm afraid nobody has a "sensible explanation".
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Note that by "sensible explanation" he means "explanation that doesn't mean I've been wrong about everything for a decade and that doesn't involve me having to listen to anyone who correctly predicted all of this"
And so, no, I'm afraid nobody has a "sensible explanation".
And so, no, I'm afraid nobody has a "sensible explanation".
I really like Mark Fell and so am very excited to hear about the new "National Centre for Mark Fell Studies" :)
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I really like Mark Fell and so am very excited to hear about the new "National Centre for Mark Fell Studies" :)
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Yes, because if it wasn’t this, then lots of important white people would now have to go to prison and the irresponsible clowns who cheered them on would have to resign in disgrace
October 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Yes, because if it wasn’t this, then lots of important white people would now have to go to prison and the irresponsible clowns who cheered them on would have to resign in disgrace
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It’s grimly amusing how this government incurred horrible political damage toeing the US line on the genocide, to the point where ministers will be twitchy about going through customs for the rest of their lives, and their reward is far right wingnuts and fascists screaming abuse at them.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It’s grimly amusing how this government incurred horrible political damage toeing the US line on the genocide, to the point where ministers will be twitchy about going through customs for the rest of their lives, and their reward is far right wingnuts and fascists screaming abuse at them.
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Often, when paying my rent or swishing some water in a bottle of fairy liquid so it goes a little further, I am reminded of this Charles Moore spectator column from 2015, and the fact that financial hardship knows many forms.
January 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Often, when paying my rent or swishing some water in a bottle of fairy liquid so it goes a little further, I am reminded of this Charles Moore spectator column from 2015, and the fact that financial hardship knows many forms.
i mean i know what she thinks she's saying here.. but when i see someone like this refer to "our community" my immediate thought is "far-right weirdos, showbiz dumbasses and other assorted gout-sufferers"
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
i mean i know what she thinks she's saying here.. but when i see someone like this refer to "our community" my immediate thought is "far-right weirdos, showbiz dumbasses and other assorted gout-sufferers"
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The British Establishment are all crying about how a protest against genocide somehow upsets all British Jewish people but came to a consensus that wanting to murder refugees is a ~legitimate concern~.
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The British Establishment are all crying about how a protest against genocide somehow upsets all British Jewish people but came to a consensus that wanting to murder refugees is a ~legitimate concern~.
Let me be absolutely clear. i LOVE flags and i have lots of flags and flag pyjamas and nigel said his flag was biggest but i saw it when his mum was there and it had beans on it and my flag is better and i have flag-bunting round the edge of my flags and i only eat flag-flavoured cereal and
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Let me be absolutely clear. i LOVE flags and i have lots of flags and flag pyjamas and nigel said his flag was biggest but i saw it when his mum was there and it had beans on it and my flag is better and i have flag-bunting round the edge of my flags and i only eat flag-flavoured cereal and
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
There is one (1) large fly in the house. It has been here for several days. It buzzes round VERY NOISILY for a few minutes, refusing all offers of open doors / windows. And then hides again until the next day. This seems very foolish to me. Neither of us gain anything from his daily performance.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There is one (1) large fly in the house. It has been here for several days. It buzzes round VERY NOISILY for a few minutes, refusing all offers of open doors / windows. And then hides again until the next day. This seems very foolish to me. Neither of us gain anything from his daily performance.