Spam E. McSpam
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Bruce Villanch Super Fan I watch a lot of movies, listen to a lot of music and eat a lot of food. She/Her
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spamemcspam.bsky.social
Really trying to cut down on food waste this year. Going to use this to try and keep myself honest.

Tonight for dinner, edible confetti for red beans and rice with hush puppies.
Close up picture of chopped white onions, red and yellow peppers, and celery
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charlie-ashby.co.uk
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Read this entire thing thinking he was saying Mariner, not Mainer, and I couldn’t get a grip on where this was going.

Anyway, Big Dumper for President! GOMS!
danteatkins.bsky.social
If I were a Mainer, and I'm not a Mainer, and the Senate election were today, I'd vote for Graham Platner to take on Susan Collins. Simply put, I can't think of a metric by which Janet Mills would be better against Collins, better for Maine, or better for the Democratic Party than Platner. THREAD.
spamemcspam.bsky.social
As a nation, we all need to listen to a hell of a lot more Cab Calloway, and Big Band in general.

#ZootSuitRiot2
Black and white photo of Cab Calloway in a white zoot suit.
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chas.bsky.social
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Honestly, it doesn’t feel right moving forward with plans until I consult with Jon. He’s a damn good cook. Two heads and all that jazz.
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Coworker just waltzes in, all causal, and drops a bag of freshly picked chanterelles on my desk.

They’re chilling in a paper bag now because OMG.
Plastic bag full of yellow mushrooms.
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ascalaphid.com
Brother Herbert at it again with the weird gourds
I'll be 100% honest i simply could not decide if he was going to be holding a big pepper or a big gourd while i was drawing this so it came out something kind of in between but ultimately leaning towards gourd
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
You should reward yourself today with a nice crisp can of Royal Crown Cola soda pop
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pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
spamemcspam.bsky.social
Cutting The Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services and TRIO. There’s a deep, disgusting part of hell for Linda McMahon and anyone else that’s part of this or supports it.

Fuck this country.
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jametc.bsky.social
I subscribe to the theory that Columbo is not married, he never was married, and his constant references to his wife are entirely fabricated tools of interrogation, used as a convenience excuse to ask pertinent questions or endear himself to suspects, or fend off women who want to fuck him☝️🤓
spamemcspam.bsky.social
I almost didn’t make it this week. I played a shit ton of NON Christmas Vince Guaraldi to get me through it. Day after Halloween it’s full Christmas tho.
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imaginaryerika.bsky.social
Of course this is what Bari Weiss and The Free Press go with upon the death of Diane Keaton.
Google thumbnail from a “Diane Keaton” search showing a “The Free Press” article entitled “Woody Allen Remembers Diane Keaton” with a picture of Keaton and Allen in “Annie Hall.”
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edroso.bsky.social
Has anybody heard this kid talk? Can he form sentences?
teroterotero.bsky.social
There is no amount of open corruption that will wake up Americans. That family has realized this crucial truth. They broke Senate, media and Supreme Court. Nobody dares to stand up. We live in a Republic of fear and cowardice.
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
I love that a 54 year old guy who dresses like this is going to tell women how to dress. 🤣🤣🤣
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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ammartin.bsky.social
Going to finally get to the bottom of the mystery of who keeps shitting in my pants
theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
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catworkers.bsky.social
I am once again asking you not to buy a mono-rail from this man.

📸 kokonananya
A grey and white cat wearing a snazzy straw hat with a red ribbon and a pink bow in it.
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kevincarson1.bsky.social
Berrigan Brothers 2.0
zeroisanumber.bsky.social
I get the sense that Chicago might be a center of Cathoic resistance to ICE. Both because Pope Leo has signaled his support for protests, but also because there are a shitload of Bog Irish and Italian Catholics who can be called on to protest.
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
me trying to select a simple chicken recipe to make for dinner after a long absence from cooking (other than throwing salads together)
Otter baby held by scruff of neck by parent, full photo by a winner in National Geographic's funny photo contest.

https://www.businessinsider.com/funny-animal-photos-comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2021-9
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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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ajmacready.bsky.social
This is How It Is Done. Be like Emily
horrorella.bsky.social
Curling up and watching OVER THE GARDEN WALL. 🍂