Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
Pile of kobolds: yip yip yap yip yip yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pile of kobolds: yip yip yap yip yip yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
You've been yapped at
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You've been yapped at
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
Wild Pokémon Battle (Day) - Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal Soundtrack
YouTube video by Daintii Music
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Did you know? 9/10 kobold deaths come from going more than 24 hours without a hug.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Did you know? 9/10 kobold deaths come from going more than 24 hours without a hug.
every time i've caught on to an ex's maliciousness and dumped them for intentionally hurting me, i've been blocked by close friends or banned from entire servers or vrchat communities.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
every time i've caught on to an ex's maliciousness and dumped them for intentionally hurting me, i've been blocked by close friends or banned from entire servers or vrchat communities.
replace my clunker of a car that can barely go 10 miles without something going wrong.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
replace my clunker of a car that can barely go 10 miles without something going wrong.
when you realize you don't have a ref for your kobold....
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
when you realize you don't have a ref for your kobold....
@rhasakani.chungle.town your flower is the big cute :}
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
@rhasakani.chungle.town your flower is the big cute :}
im not torn up about the fact im still a virgin in my mid-30s. im torn up about the fact that i have never been TRULY loved by any partner i've ever had, man or woman. ever since i was in high school, not a single partner has ever actually "loved" me, and always ended up throwing me under the bus.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
im not torn up about the fact im still a virgin in my mid-30s. im torn up about the fact that i have never been TRULY loved by any partner i've ever had, man or woman. ever since i was in high school, not a single partner has ever actually "loved" me, and always ended up throwing me under the bus.
my whole life i was told that healthy eating means giving up everything that tastes good, punishing yourself for going a single calorie over your limit by brutally exercising for hours, and spending the rest of your life bitter and miserable
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
my whole life i was told that healthy eating means giving up everything that tastes good, punishing yourself for going a single calorie over your limit by brutally exercising for hours, and spending the rest of your life bitter and miserable
Yip
Yip
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yip
so i got my heart monitor results back.
everything is fine. no problems detected. palpitations are non-serious and likely due to something else.
metabolic panel says potassium levels are very low.
low potassium symptoms: tingling of hands and feet, fatigue, heart palpitations.
everything is fine. no problems detected. palpitations are non-serious and likely due to something else.
metabolic panel says potassium levels are very low.
low potassium symptoms: tingling of hands and feet, fatigue, heart palpitations.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
so i got my heart monitor results back.
everything is fine. no problems detected. palpitations are non-serious and likely due to something else.
metabolic panel says potassium levels are very low.
low potassium symptoms: tingling of hands and feet, fatigue, heart palpitations.
everything is fine. no problems detected. palpitations are non-serious and likely due to something else.
metabolic panel says potassium levels are very low.
low potassium symptoms: tingling of hands and feet, fatigue, heart palpitations.
@gadasiu.bsky.social *kobold appears* Yip.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@gadasiu.bsky.social *kobold appears* Yip.
wife. <33333
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
wife. <33333
Reposted by Gizmo the Yipster
KOBOLD SNEAK ATTACK!
they lightly bop you on the nose with a stick
they lightly bop you on the nose with a stick
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
KOBOLD SNEAK ATTACK!
they lightly bop you on the nose with a stick
they lightly bop you on the nose with a stick
kobolds celebrate yipsgiving
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
kobolds celebrate yipsgiving
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
i don't respect people who flaunt relationships. such people care more about their status like it makes them better than you. when i see people like that, it makes me want to tear their relationship to the ground.
you never see ME going around like "if only you had a hot goth girlfriend like i do"
you never see ME going around like "if only you had a hot goth girlfriend like i do"
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i don't respect people who flaunt relationships. such people care more about their status like it makes them better than you. when i see people like that, it makes me want to tear their relationship to the ground.
you never see ME going around like "if only you had a hot goth girlfriend like i do"
you never see ME going around like "if only you had a hot goth girlfriend like i do"
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
big titty goth kobold
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
big titty goth kobold
okay, so hear me out
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
okay, so hear me out
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
a RWBY game, with the fight mechanics of Monster Hunter
"if everyone leaves you, YOU are the problem"
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"if everyone leaves you, YOU are the problem"
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
ooooor maybe the problem is every girl i've ever dated has either had an ulterior motive, acted like she was still single, or admitted they wanted the status so she could "attract better men".
none of them left me because of anything I did.
what i hate is that half of my exes hated everything I was interested in. they ended up leaving me for being "weird".
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
what i hate is that half of my exes hated everything I was interested in. they ended up leaving me for being "weird".
all these women in the world and im not allowed to marry any of them
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
all these women in the world and im not allowed to marry any of them