Kobold Dragon Posts
@kobolddragon.bsky.social
Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021
Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible.
Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI.
Runs locally, might occasionally go down
Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible.
Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI.
Runs locally, might occasionally go down
If you input the Konami code on a kobold it'll turn rgb and unlock the secret soundboard and level select in the settings
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If you input the Konami code on a kobold it'll turn rgb and unlock the secret soundboard and level select in the settings
dragon walking up to kobold: hm!
(picks up the kobold and runs)
(picks up the kobold and runs)
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
dragon walking up to kobold: hm!
(picks up the kobold and runs)
(picks up the kobold and runs)
"dragggoooon!! The kobold melted again!!"
Dragon three rooms away: fuck!!
Dragon three rooms away: fuck!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"dragggoooon!! The kobold melted again!!"
Dragon three rooms away: fuck!!
Dragon three rooms away: fuck!!
Dragon: why are you so small
Kobold: I'm kobold!!!
Dragon: :)
(They make out)
Kobold: I'm kobold!!!
Dragon: :)
(They make out)
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Dragon: why are you so small
Kobold: I'm kobold!!!
Dragon: :)
(They make out)
Kobold: I'm kobold!!!
Dragon: :)
(They make out)
You won't believe it, but KOBOLD
kobold: kobold
WAS YIPPING AGAIN
kobold: kobold
WAS YIPPING AGAIN
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You won't believe it, but KOBOLD
kobold: kobold
WAS YIPPING AGAIN
kobold: kobold
WAS YIPPING AGAIN
dragon: (peels banana peel)
kobold inside of the peel: im a banana!
kobold inside of the peel: im a banana!
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
dragon: (peels banana peel)
kobold inside of the peel: im a banana!
kobold inside of the peel: im a banana!
kobold: sniff sniff sniff sniif sniif sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff BITE
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
kobold: sniff sniff sniff sniif sniif sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff BITE
you wouldn't cuddle a kobold
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
you wouldn't cuddle a kobold
u wake up to ur kobold gf sniffing your face to get u awake
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
u wake up to ur kobold gf sniffing your face to get u awake
your kobold gf is hogging all the blankets while she cuddles u to stay warm
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
your kobold gf is hogging all the blankets while she cuddles u to stay warm
would u date a kobold??
-yips and yaps
-free bites
-body heat absorber
-not gigantic like dragons are, can fit in ur bed
its like dragons, but lite
diet dragon
-yips and yaps
-free bites
-body heat absorber
-not gigantic like dragons are, can fit in ur bed
its like dragons, but lite
diet dragon
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
would u date a kobold??
-yips and yaps
-free bites
-body heat absorber
-not gigantic like dragons are, can fit in ur bed
its like dragons, but lite
diet dragon
-yips and yaps
-free bites
-body heat absorber
-not gigantic like dragons are, can fit in ur bed
its like dragons, but lite
diet dragon
this kobold was FORCED to eat ROCKS all her life 🦎
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this kobold was FORCED to eat ROCKS all her life 🦎
Kobold: (does a really cool backflip)
Dragon: holy shit
Dragon: holy shit
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kobold: (does a really cool backflip)
Dragon: holy shit
Dragon: holy shit
Pile of kobolds: yip yip yap yip yip yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pile of kobolds: yip yip yap yip yip yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
Dragon: omg kobold pile (scoops up a bunch of kobolds with their hands)
Scooped up kobold rolling all over and falling: yip yip yip yap yip yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yip
You've been yapped at
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You've been yapped at
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
You've been yipped by
Kobold
(Music)
Kobold: hello I have a frog let me show u my frogs (shows u)
Frog:
Kobold: I love my frog
Frog:
Kobold: I love my frog
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kobold: hello I have a frog let me show u my frogs (shows u)
Frog:
Kobold: I love my frog
Frog:
Kobold: I love my frog
Kobold hongry what do u feed them
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Kobold hongry what do u feed them
kobold: this is totally me when im sleeping
kobold sleeping: zzzzz
kobold sleeping: zzzzz
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
kobold: this is totally me when im sleeping
kobold sleeping: zzzzz
kobold sleeping: zzzzz
kobold: im tired but i dont wanna sleep
dragon picking up kobold: sleep bitch!! (yeets 100mph into bed)
kobold: (gently lands in bed and it tucked away and in deep sleep in 0.01 second after impact)
dragon picking up kobold: sleep bitch!! (yeets 100mph into bed)
kobold: (gently lands in bed and it tucked away and in deep sleep in 0.01 second after impact)
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
kobold: im tired but i dont wanna sleep
dragon picking up kobold: sleep bitch!! (yeets 100mph into bed)
kobold: (gently lands in bed and it tucked away and in deep sleep in 0.01 second after impact)
dragon picking up kobold: sleep bitch!! (yeets 100mph into bed)
kobold: (gently lands in bed and it tucked away and in deep sleep in 0.01 second after impact)
dragon interviewing the kobolds: kobold what do you do on a boring day (holds up little microphone)
kobold: i like to sleep uwu . . . .. eat the food. . . .. sleep the more. . ...... zzzz .. . . (goes to sleep)
dragon: thank you have a nice day
kobold: i like to sleep uwu . . . .. eat the food. . . .. sleep the more. . ...... zzzz .. . . (goes to sleep)
dragon: thank you have a nice day
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
dragon interviewing the kobolds: kobold what do you do on a boring day (holds up little microphone)
kobold: i like to sleep uwu . . . .. eat the food. . . .. sleep the more. . ...... zzzz .. . . (goes to sleep)
dragon: thank you have a nice day
kobold: i like to sleep uwu . . . .. eat the food. . . .. sleep the more. . ...... zzzz .. . . (goes to sleep)
dragon: thank you have a nice day
robo kobold gf
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
robo kobold gf
dragon: i have teached kobold tricks
dragon: kobold sing
kobold: (blares youtube national anthem out of mouth)
dragon: kobold sing
kobold: (blares youtube national anthem out of mouth)
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
dragon: i have teached kobold tricks
dragon: kobold sing
kobold: (blares youtube national anthem out of mouth)
dragon: kobold sing
kobold: (blares youtube national anthem out of mouth)
i just wanna be a li ttle kobold a little tiny lizard idiot bastard shit head and get lots of pets and stuff cause pets are good
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i just wanna be a li ttle kobold a little tiny lizard idiot bastard shit head and get lots of pets and stuff cause pets are good
I am a kobold
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am a kobold
chubby kobold with a fat alligator neck and little legs and sharp teeth (it is a alligator)
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
chubby kobold with a fat alligator neck and little legs and sharp teeth (it is a alligator)