hey, i simp for hairbows too

Pet Kobold Hatchling

Get Kobold Hatchling

why do i hear boss music

she doesn't have to :}

*hugs the kobold*

when the dragon realizes they haven't seen the kobold in over 5 minutes

so pretty....

only the best!

who let the yinglet into the kobold room

now i'm at the point where my options are few and far between, and finding a girl i actually WANT to be with is like striking gold. the kind of person i want to marry is the kind of person who's ALREADY married, likely to a woman.

i've actually turned straight women lesbian, and gay men straight.

all these months i thought i was just one bad day away from dying, when the problem is i haven't been eating enough potassium-rich foods.

Yipsgiving is the best!