Gizmo the Yipster
@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social
Just a 35yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.
@pajamamcham.bsky.social he IMMEDIATELY ate all my food!
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@pajamamcham.bsky.social he IMMEDIATELY ate all my food!
every time i've caught on to an ex's maliciousness and dumped them for intentionally hurting me, i've been blocked by close friends or banned from entire servers or vrchat communities.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
every time i've caught on to an ex's maliciousness and dumped them for intentionally hurting me, i've been blocked by close friends or banned from entire servers or vrchat communities.
only the best!
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
only the best!
yeah sure let me just transfer to a data server where my friends aren't making it impossible to play with them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
yeah sure let me just transfer to a data server where my friends aren't making it impossible to play with them.
wife. <33333
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
wife. <33333
kobolds celebrate yipsgiving
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
kobolds celebrate yipsgiving
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
a typical yipsgiving dinner looks like this
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
if there is one thing i really, REALLY want in @en.finalfantasyxiv.com, it's playable burmecians. i mean, come ON. you already have dragoons, this is just a logical next-step. add playable burmecians, maybe even Freya's outfit.
he is rapidly approaching my location
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
he is rapidly approaching my location
one piece of fanart is missing, unfortunately, but to date i've drawn @zombieray10.bsky.social's Ingrid Von Panzerfaust a total of 3 times.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
one piece of fanart is missing, unfortunately, but to date i've drawn @zombieray10.bsky.social's Ingrid Von Panzerfaust a total of 3 times.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
pic 1: a simple kiss
pic 2: romantic date
missing pic: tall and short
personal headcanon: the kobold is the dominant one in the relationship.
hairbow close-up. i used the skull on her hat as the center, with the bow itself serving as the wings.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
hairbow close-up. i used the skull on her hat as the center, with the bow itself serving as the wings.
the local goofy-looking Kobold on a romantic date with Ingrid (owned by @zombieray10.bsky.social), who he calls his "Birdwife".
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the local goofy-looking Kobold on a romantic date with Ingrid (owned by @zombieray10.bsky.social), who he calls his "Birdwife".
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
one of the rare times i actually used a reference and i think it came out terribly. also wanted to try and see what Ingrid looked like with her hair down.
every time i compliment a girl irl, they look at me like this
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
every time i compliment a girl irl, they look at me like this
if I was a neopet
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if I was a neopet
and this is where i'd put my life-sized gardevoir plush. IF I HAD ONE.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
and this is where i'd put my life-sized gardevoir plush. IF I HAD ONE.
given how everyone who's turned against me has done so out of malice and the amusement of seeing me suffer, this is exactly how i feel.
especially when they start treating me like a disease the moment they find out i have feelings for them.
especially when they start treating me like a disease the moment they find out i have feelings for them.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
given how everyone who's turned against me has done so out of malice and the amusement of seeing me suffer, this is exactly how i feel.
especially when they start treating me like a disease the moment they find out i have feelings for them.
especially when they start treating me like a disease the moment they find out i have feelings for them.
do you think Lopin would date a kobold? :}
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
do you think Lopin would date a kobold? :}
i also like it!
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i also like it!
me: how tf does a guy like me go about getting a loving gf who won't treat me like crap or leave me because breaking my heart qualifies as an olympic sport?
literally everybody:
literally everybody:
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
me: how tf does a guy like me go about getting a loving gf who won't treat me like crap or leave me because breaking my heart qualifies as an olympic sport?
literally everybody:
literally everybody:
kobolds when you ask what time it is
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
kobolds when you ask what time it is
me every time a crush gets a bf
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
me every time a crush gets a bf
society if kobolds were real
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
society if kobolds were real
Lopin: Cuddle me, Hakkit~
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lopin: Cuddle me, Hakkit~
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked
Hakkit: *visibly flustered*
Lopin: I reeeeeally want to cuddle wizh you...
Hakkit: ....Oh, alright, but only because I love you. *cuddles with Lopin*
and then they fucked