Zargo
@sorryjzargo.bsky.social
bi nb dork (they/any), avatar by @doodleforfood
I made some ttrpgs you can find here https://zargogames.itch.io/
I made some ttrpgs you can find here https://zargogames.itch.io/
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
many such cases
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
many such cases
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CoinPervert97 wants to see you put your money where your mouth is
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
CoinPervert97 wants to see you put your money where your mouth is
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Anybody available to talk to me about SRDs?
Very practically speaking, how do you use one? What do you do with it when you have it open in front of you?
What's your favorite one that I should look at?
Very practically speaking, how do you use one? What do you do with it when you have it open in front of you?
What's your favorite one that I should look at?
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Anybody available to talk to me about SRDs?
Very practically speaking, how do you use one? What do you do with it when you have it open in front of you?
What's your favorite one that I should look at?
Very practically speaking, how do you use one? What do you do with it when you have it open in front of you?
What's your favorite one that I should look at?
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This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
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Just talked to a truck driver who was an immigrant from a former Soviet nation who was still learning English as his second language but his accent sounded 100% American
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just talked to a truck driver who was an immigrant from a former Soviet nation who was still learning English as his second language but his accent sounded 100% American
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Mfw the Batmobile loses a wheel and the joker gets away and people say VERY UNTRUE THINGS about my scent
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Mfw the Batmobile loses a wheel and the joker gets away and people say VERY UNTRUE THINGS about my scent
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this is why loving halo was so load bearing
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
this is why loving halo was so load bearing
I had a dream that I was back in college and M. Night Shyamalan was my professor and I was trying to figure out how to mention how much I love The Sixth Sense without mentioning how I feel about any of his other movies
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I had a dream that I was back in college and M. Night Shyamalan was my professor and I was trying to figure out how to mention how much I love The Sixth Sense without mentioning how I feel about any of his other movies
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
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Clocking in at the dick sucking factory, only to be told that management is laying off 30% of the workforce and replacing them with AI. Everyone who's left now has to spend their time correcting the dicks the AI incorrectly sucked
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Clocking in at the dick sucking factory, only to be told that management is laying off 30% of the workforce and replacing them with AI. Everyone who's left now has to spend their time correcting the dicks the AI incorrectly sucked
Why is the Marvel Godzilla crossover comic the only time Marvel has ever made Knull kinda cool?
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why is the Marvel Godzilla crossover comic the only time Marvel has ever made Knull kinda cool?
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I still need some help with this! Out of pocket fees are running around $80 and I get paid next week, I’ll even pay someone back if that’s what it takes
I’m trying to raise like $150 for a new tire
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I still need some help with this! Out of pocket fees are running around $80 and I get paid next week, I’ll even pay someone back if that’s what it takes
I imagine MHStories 3 will run a lot better on PS5 than Switch 2, but I have my Rise and Stories 2 save on my Switch 2 so I’ll probably end up getting it there
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I imagine MHStories 3 will run a lot better on PS5 than Switch 2, but I have my Rise and Stories 2 save on my Switch 2 so I’ll probably end up getting it there
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
“how did you get into ttrpgs”
When I was a baby my father abandoned me and left me with my aunt to go play ttrpgs, so at the age of 12 I set out from our island to take the Ttrpg Exam and find out what’s so good about ttrpgs that my father would abandon his son for
When I was a baby my father abandoned me and left me with my aunt to go play ttrpgs, so at the age of 12 I set out from our island to take the Ttrpg Exam and find out what’s so good about ttrpgs that my father would abandon his son for
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
The moment I was born, TTRPGs pinned my shadow to the earth with a large brass nail and tore it from me. This is my first memory, the seed of many hours of therapy to come.
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
i got hit by a truck and woke up here
i got hit by a truck and woke up here
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“how did you get into ttrpgs”
When I was a baby my father abandoned me and left me with my aunt to go play ttrpgs, so at the age of 12 I set out from our island to take the Ttrpg Exam and find out what’s so good about ttrpgs that my father would abandon his son for
When I was a baby my father abandoned me and left me with my aunt to go play ttrpgs, so at the age of 12 I set out from our island to take the Ttrpg Exam and find out what’s so good about ttrpgs that my father would abandon his son for
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Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
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REALIS - SOON
Realis is coming sooner than you think! Sign up to be notified at launch when the print edition of @austinwalker.bsky.social's TTRPG goes live in 2026, and start bracing yourself for all the additional art, player options, and GM resources being added to the game: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
REALIS - SOON