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Justin
@someoneontwitter.bsky.social
Caffeine based life-form.

Professional typist, amateur dog walker. #ncfc

Norfolk UK feed : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zu5dl5nhuqzxhmbbxwr2kgt5/feed/norfolkuk
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Prince
The Hives
Foo Fighters
They Might Be Giants
Carina Round
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

-The Cure
-65daysofstatic
-Pearl Jam
-Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
-Kylie Minogue
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

-Four Tet
-Arcade Fire
-Hot Chip
-Caribou
-Frightened Rabbit
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This might be the Monday-est thing to ever happen to anyone.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Daughter in the car earlier: "I think the problem is that I find people too stressful".

Same mate. Same.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Script writers are phoning it in again with the ironies, I see.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At the pearly gates, St Peter :

"I'm terribly sorry for the hold-up, we've got to wait to see whether CNN interviews your family before we can let you in."
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday.
#Cloudflare #Teletext #TeletextArt #Art
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This Cloudflare thing is all very inconvenient, but if it's not too much trouble, could they leave the bit that runs most of X down please ?

Nothing of value would be lost there.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He looks kind of flammable to be carrying fire around.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My kids are still taking the mickey for calling Korn a "niche band" 6 months ago - so I try not to have musical opinions in the house now. Also, probably them.
What is your biggest musical blindspot for someone precisely your age?

For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
#ncfc with wilshere going 4 unbeaten with Luton, I suppose the absolute banter outcome of this would be that we appoint wilshere, who brings JHT and riddersholm in as his coaches...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A friend of a relation was called the wrong name by someone who had that wrong name as their name yesterday.

I'd like to think I'd have responded by calling them by my name in return, see how they like it.
I have unfollowed people on social media who have called me Andy. It’s not my name. I am not an Andy. You might as well call me Ronald. Call people by the name they want.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Ps you can buy my work if you like. This is a good way to create sparkling magical vibes that act as a natural analgesic
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just in case anyone is in #Sheffield, isn't at Hillsborough or a firework display and fancies a night out with some new bands playing, my son is playing tonight at The Washington. Proud dad moment from afar.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Does anyone know what Derren Brown is doing at the moment?

Does he fancy hypnotising a couple of dozen footballers ?
It certainly doesn’t feel any better the morning after😕

Jeff Schlupp spoke after the game yesterday - thought he was pretty honest about where this group is at.

He believes it is a ‘psychological issue’ driving their second half no-shows👇 #NCFC

www.pinkun.com/sport/interv...
City's brittleness a psychological issue - Schlupp
Jeffrey Schlupp believes Norwich City's brittleness has become a psychological issue for the team.
www.pinkun.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Some pictures from a Halloween trail at high lodge park near Thetford this evening.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Did a...cat write this ?
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Irresponsibly posting my care homes' location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Given the number of deaths in qatar when they tried to build stadia on the ground, I very much hope this will not be built.
This will 100% not be built.
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#Norwich based artist with art for sale here.
All still available
I won’t add anything new just now as I’m tired and deflated, but I have lots of nice pictures for sale some of which attract gazes. Plz share if you’re kind and special

www.chloecumming.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Having watched Brentford beat Liverpool on Match of the day, I reckon they should show the full game to the #ncfc squad on Monday morning. Far from perfect, made some mistakes but bodies were on the line and they got the result.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Accidentally set an emo trap in the stairwell at John Lewis today, we parked there, (I can't afford to shop there !), and while waiting to pay for the parking, my emo mad daughter spotted an upright piano, and asked me where the G note is on it. 1 / 3
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm quite happy not to vote if all the other men are.
Far be it from me to say it’s men who are the problem, but…

A J L Partners poll of 5,000 16-40 year olds shows a widening gender divide in the UK.

Men aged 16-25:

Reform: 31%
Labour: 24%
Green: 14%

Women aged 16-25:

Labour: 27%
Green: 25%
Reform: 18%
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What's this going to do to astrology ? Are they going to have to make up some new nonsense to cater for this ?
What a great time to be a werewolf
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM