My air purifier is here I set it up so damn fast

Boy this damn party finna drive me crazy. I see why my grandma don’t wanna deal with this for her birthday

Had to order a new air purifier because my allergies are outta control! Deliver it now Fetch. Pls. I’m dying here!

It’s too much happening. I thought Pookie from Richmond passed away I just screamed out “LAWD NOT POOKIE”

Period. If you scared to send your food back at the restaurant keep it cute. Cuz we see what you are.

And i will KEEP calling you cowards for as long as you hide behind religion and testosterone. You are cowards. Afraid of everybody except women and that's only because they not shooting you at the levels they should be.

The reason so many men subscribe to the religion of gender is because without it, they'd have to actually prove their merit. Much easier to say "the bible said i should lead" than to actually be qualified to lead.

I was supposed to eat breakfast but I’ve been so busy I forgot. I was gonna make steak and eggs then thought that was too heavy so I washed peaches for a parfait…started working and never went back to make it. 🫩🙄

I want a new iPad…let me see if there’s any deals

Every single day is a new adventure

Fun parts of working in Tier 3:

The tea be piping HOT! And hand delivered on a platter!

Happy birthday!!!!

Yall finna be Atlanta Jr. and be pissed in traffic just like us lol

Girl getting older is the pits I never had allergies until I was 25+

Omgggg that was me last year at Techsgiving, same exact experience! Girl by the time I got on the plane back to Atlanta I had no voice because my tongue nose and eyes were so swollen. I was totally fine 3 hours after I landed home! It’s something in the air up there!

W-what color does he think velvet is???? Blue? Purple? Red? 5? Race car? Goldfish?

Hideous. Thank goodness he’s a billionaire cuz no one would ever look at him if he wasn’t

Thank goodness it’s not covid. I was just in a meeting with my team and we were all talking about how allergy season is beating our ass right now. I know yours is worse cuz whatever yall got pollinating in the DMV beats me down to the ground when I visit I be convinced it’s covid but it’s not.

He looks like Stuart grew up

A day in the life of Tier 3:

Local:

Them: Why did I miss my meeting?
Me: You deleted the series not the occurrence.
Them:

They are the worst. They don’t look for shit.

Parenting a parent is hard.