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@syljaykay.bsky.social
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I ain't talkin bout nothin Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25 SkyClear Flight Crew✈️ Nothing to see here
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Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.

• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm

#BlackSky
Goodnight.

Day 12,052 of not finding my spouse.
Wearing both at the same time is a special type of hell.
Ladies how often do your bra and panties match?
Like "Sports–It's in the game"?
Marshall's, Ross, and tj Maxx
I just need like 2 weeks...months off to relax and just fucking BE, bro.
GET OUT THE BRUNCH BOOTS AND GOLD CHAINS!
Sylvia is seated.
"Stfu and act sober!" Insane.
...now come sit by me.😂😂😂
Me at this time last night.
One of my downfalls is that I hold it together. I have to start crashing tf out and stop letting things fester inside. I gotta start taking shit out on the people who deserve it and stop keeping all this built-up tension to myself.
I almost said somehow true to you.
I let mine get so bad that shards of glass were chipping off.😭
Better hurry up and order a screen protector.
I've been trying to mentally prepare for weeks and still wasn't ready!
Lick it to see if it's salty? I feel like a sniff is safer.

But I wouldn't know!! I'm just spitballing here.
To see if it's clean?...I dunno.