Vacuum Sealed Gumbo🦀
@syljaykay.bsky.social
I call men names.
Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
SkyClear Flight Crew✈️
Nothing to see here
Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
SkyClear Flight Crew✈️
Nothing to see here
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In case you're new here.
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
I just heard a wHyte man say kewchie for the first time and I can't stop laughing.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I just heard a wHyte man say kewchie for the first time and I can't stop laughing.
Watching CNN after the edi hits is wild! Because this shit sounds fake. But it's real life.😭
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching CNN after the edi hits is wild! Because this shit sounds fake. But it's real life.😭
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if he not making plans to see you, that man DO NOT LIKE YOU
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if he not making plans to see you, that man DO NOT LIKE YOU
Who tf is Derry!?
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who tf is Derry!?
Oh. My. God. "Rocket til waterfalls" JUST clicked...right now.
a woman is making a funny face while sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of her .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of her .
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh. My. God. "Rocket til waterfalls" JUST clicked...right now.
🤗
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🤗
I failed. But not TOO bad.
I'm in costco trying to stick to the plan and I've already diverted.😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I failed. But not TOO bad.
I'm in costco trying to stick to the plan and I've already diverted.😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm in costco trying to stick to the plan and I've already diverted.😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
I came here for 1 thing.😭😭😭
They are. They're already cutting up.
Y’all finna be on here acting up tonight. That’s if you don’t pass out. I already see it now.
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They are. They're already cutting up.
Say, man.
That's it. I'm gone forever.
That's it. I'm gone forever.
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Say, man.
That's it. I'm gone forever.
That's it. I'm gone forever.
Am I the only one on this app who doesn't ovulate?...
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Am I the only one on this app who doesn't ovulate?...
WASH. YOUR. ASS.
All betwixt the cheeks.
All betwixt the cheeks.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
WASH. YOUR. ASS.
All betwixt the cheeks.
All betwixt the cheeks.
Not a queue like ticketmaster.
December 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not a queue like ticketmaster.
Wait. What!?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Department begins releasing long-awaited files tied to Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking investigation.
Department of Justice | Homepage | United States Department of Justice
www.justice.gov
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wait. What!?
Me watching y'all deal with snow.
a cartoon of a woman 's feet on the beach with the words time for fun in the sun
ALT: a cartoon of a woman 's feet on the beach with the words time for fun in the sun
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me watching y'all deal with snow.
If you're even a FRACTION of this kind of dusty, LET. ME. BE!
Don't even look my way. Manis and pedis are required for all members of my household.
I even put coconut oil in my dogs' water and salmon oil in their food so they're not dusty!
Don't even look my way. Manis and pedis are required for all members of my household.
I even put coconut oil in my dogs' water and salmon oil in their food so they're not dusty!
I thought you were trolling and I LEGIT wish you were 😞
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you're even a FRACTION of this kind of dusty, LET. ME. BE!
Don't even look my way. Manis and pedis are required for all members of my household.
I even put coconut oil in my dogs' water and salmon oil in their food so they're not dusty!
Don't even look my way. Manis and pedis are required for all members of my household.
I even put coconut oil in my dogs' water and salmon oil in their food so they're not dusty!
THE ONLY BEEF I WANT IS...*call dropped*
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
THE ONLY BEEF I WANT IS...*call dropped*
Fun fact (that I often forget myself), I was The Vagina Monologues in college, so I know every name there is to know for kewty kat.
Whats another name for pussy? 😂
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fun fact (that I often forget myself), I was The Vagina Monologues in college, so I know every name there is to know for kewty kat.
Maaaan, I'm about to go to bed.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Maaaan, I'm about to go to bed.
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If I choose to do certain things with MY LIFE, why should it bother you?
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If I choose to do certain things with MY LIFE, why should it bother you?
iT's BeEn ReFuNdEd
I WANT MY BURGER!!!!!!!!
I WANT MY BURGER!!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
iT's BeEn ReFuNdEd
I WANT MY BURGER!!!!!!!!
I WANT MY BURGER!!!!!!!!