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@syljaykay.bsky.social
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I ain't talkin bout nothin Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25 SkyClear Flight Crew✈️ Nothing to see here
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · Jan 3
In case you're new here.
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.

• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm

#BlackSky
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5h
😂😂😂
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5h
Goodnight.

Day 12,052 of not finding my spouse.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5h
Wearing both at the same time is a special type of hell.
loveablejerk.bsky.social Doug's best friend Skeeter @loveablejerk.bsky.social · 6h
Ladies how often do your bra and panties match?
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5h
Just...
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 5h
Like "Sports–It's in the game"?
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
Marshall's, Ross, and tj Maxx
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
I just need like 2 weeks...months off to relax and just fucking BE, bro.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
😭😭😭
riptodeesse.blacksky.app 𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 6h
Ion want the niggas that want me😩
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
Ngga.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
😭😭😭
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HUNGRY!
FUCK JEFF BEZOS BEAN HEAD ASS!
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
GET OUT THE BRUNCH BOOTS AND GOLD CHAINS!
Sylvia is seated.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
"Stfu and act sober!" Insane.
...now come sit by me.😂😂😂
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
Me at this time last night.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
One of my downfalls is that I hold it together. I have to start crashing tf out and stop letting things fester inside. I gotta start taking shit out on the people who deserve it and stop keeping all this built-up tension to myself.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 6h
I almost said somehow true to you.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 7h
I let mine get so bad that shards of glass were chipping off.😭
Better hurry up and order a screen protector.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 7h
Being a teen cousparent of a college student is so ghetto. Because what do you mean you need money for food!?
Hell, me too!!
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 7h
No crumbs remaining.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 7h
I'm no island
Peeninsula, maybe
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 7h
I've been trying to mentally prepare for weeks and still wasn't ready!
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 8h
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 8h
Lick it to see if it's salty? I feel like a sniff is safer.

But I wouldn't know!! I'm just spitballing here.
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✨️T Cake✨️ @syljaykay.bsky.social · 8h
To see if it's clean?...I dunno.
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