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Jason
@sobloodyshy.bsky.social
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“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · Apr 26
The less successful follow-up to Joe Le Taxi
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · Apr 25
happy birthday to the f word!!! sort of
John le Fucker was an Englishman who is known for his unusual surname, as documented in a 26 April 1278 administrative record that declared he was imprisoned for double murder and seeking bail. Le Fucker's name has been called the earliest recorded instance of the English swear word fuck
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 13h
RIP Tony Caunter, seen here in Blakes 7 "Deliverance"
Tony Caunter in Blakes 7
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 4h
Wednesday
Introduced by Jon Pertwee
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 15h
It's a few days till payday so it's pasta and sauce for the next few nights for tea 👨‍🍳
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Scarred For Life @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 18h
Final Destination had nothing on British public information films.
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 20h
‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 22h
soz lads but if you're still on X you're feeding into Musk's wealth which is being used to fund Tommy Two Names' legal fees, and if you still continue using X, you're fine with that
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 1d
Boris Johnson, "I tried to get the scientists to say that lockdown was a bad idea"

*they all laugh*

There were 26,000 covid deaths because Boris Johnson ignored scientists and delayed the first lockdown by a week
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 1d
Tuesday
The British Bulldog is "bizarre"
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 1d
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 1d
The Three Lions - Bristol
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 9d
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 1d
Another. Bloody. Quarry.
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Miss Inge Pisodés @quiteamess.bsky.social · 1d
"Daleks, planet, plague"
That'll be £6000 please. Terrance can flesh it out, I'm off to LA.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
1: I'm not glued to this app I was busy.
2: I also can't be arsed to have a debate about Margaret bloody Thatcher. Who cares, she's dead.
3: Have a nice day.
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Neil Miles (but spooky) @miles-online.co.uk · 2d
Here's a little something for when randoms turn up in your mentions demanding you explain what you're posting about
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
British citizens live on that island. To leave them to the mercy of a fascist military government would have been wrong.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
How dare Thatcher save British citizens from a fascist junta.
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
Monday
Cathy Carter-Smith is not amused
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Dan Rebellato @danrebellato.bsky.social · 2d
The bold font seems to me vaguely threatening.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 2d
YouTube seem to have put together a playlist of films that they are offering for free. Some corkers in here. www.youtube.com/feed/storefr...
YouTube
Find the latest and greatest movies and shows all available on YouTube.com/movies. From award-winning hits to independent releases, watch on any device and from the comfort of your home.
www.youtube.com
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 2d
🧵Thread. I collect photos that people took of their TV screens (in the days before video) because they wanted to capture a historical moment, or at least something that meant something to them.
1970s shot of a TV screen 1950s/60s? shot of a TV screen. Female presenter 1950s/60s shot of a TV screen. Unknown guitarists Blurry pink shot of a TV screen. Women in evening dress
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 2d
Pope Leo quotes Hannah Arendt:

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pope Leo calls for news agencies to stand as bulwark against "post-truths," lies and manipulation
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the "ancient art of lying" and manipulation.
www.cbsnews.com
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Jason @sobloodyshy.bsky.social · 2d
It's hard to have sympathy for a country that voted that old codger in as President. Twice.
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The 'Skeets' @continuitytweets.bsky.social · 3d
Watching the Two Ronnies and that bloke who's in charge of Argentina has turned up.
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 3d
Meanwhile….
I RECENTLY fell over whilst wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown, and an aubergine somehow became lodged in my bottom. On my medical notes, the A&E nurse recorded it as a "foreign object inserted in the rectum". I was incensed, as it was a British-grown aubergine, and I am a member of the Reform Party for God's sake! I put my foot through her clipboard and sent Keir Starmer the bill. Terry Farricker, Blackpool
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ohwellpopmusic.bsky.social @ohwellpopmusic.bsky.social · 3d
Absolutely genuine review of his AI shlop and not, I repeat not, written by Ian Levine.
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