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When in {anywhere} do like the humans do. plan = fail. # ≠ ♯. Inventeur de la blague en kit. Respectez-vous. — he/him

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Quote this with what you would have said your game of the millennium was on the eve of 999 anno Domini, and what you would say your favorite game is now
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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🍎
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A offers X1 to B

A offers X1 && B receives X1

(∀P, P≠ A, P did not offer X1) && (∀X, X≠X1, B did not receive X)
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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ho ho ho
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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factually correct but not morally correct
I know we all deserve some time
off, but Thursday 18 December is very much not "the last day before Christmas".
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
For regular-day-job I have to get familiar with "online advertising".
And this 132 pages presentation feels a lot like xkcd.com/915/
Connoisseur
xkcd.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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"Semantics is the creation of a reality..."

"My father was an imbecile..."

... Breakcode?
TR-49 Pinboard
www.inklestudios.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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34. Phoenix Springs, just a gorgeous gorgeous game. Music makes my brain tingle.
Phoenix Springs on Steam
Lose yourself in Phoenix Springs – a modern point-and-click set in a mysterious neo-noir world. It begins with an investigation: find your brother Leo. You already know where it ends.
store.steampowered.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Owning a computer that can actually play games leads me to play more games. This is very surprising.
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Apparently, I will never know if the coded message I hid in the copy of Treasure Island eighteen years ago is still in there...
Do I know someone who still has access to "the stacks" of Butler in Columbia ? I have a very little something to check.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Apparently, I will never know if the coded message I hid in the copy of Treasure Island eighteen years ago is still in there...
Do I know someone who still has access to "the stacks" of Butler in Columbia ? I have a very little something to check.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Do I know someone who still has access to "the stacks" of Butler in Columbia ? I have a very little something to check.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I spent the better part of my late 20s and early 30s to say "I'll sleep/rest when I'm dead".
I am not that person anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"T'es en TT ou t'es en D ?"
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Me, and half of my coworkers, have been laid off. I'm now looking for my next position as gameplay or tools programmer (remote, or relocating within Europe). More about me on my website: pauljoannon.com #gamejobs #gamedevjobs
Hi! I'm Paul, a French game programmer living in Lille.

You might know me for narrative-centric games such as “Bury me, my Love”, or “King of the Castle”.

I am also one of the maintainers for the .NET integration in #GodotEngine.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Do I know someone who still has access to "the stacks" of Butler in Columbia ? I have a very little something to check.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Why did people felt okay with resigning when they fucked up in the past ? What's preventing them/not allowing them to do it nowadays ?
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Avec ma femme, on gère depuis 19 ans une petite boutique en ligne de cadeaux, Bird on the wire 🩵
Ce Noël est, pour la première fois, très compliqué pour nous...
On aurait vraiment besoin de soutien, ne serait-ce qu'un petit partage pour nous faire découvrir.
Merci pour votre aide !
botw.fr/shop/fr/
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Obra Dinn but you have to guess who offered what to whom at Corporate Secret Santa
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bonne pêche à la boîte à livres
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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10e édition de la Partim 500 : vous avez jusqu'au 28 décembre pour proposer une courte histoire textuelle avec un aspect interactif !

Le thème de cette année : Dédale.

Pour en savoir plus et/ou participer, c'est par là :
itch.io/jam/fr-parti...

#fictioninteractive #twine #avh #ldvelh #partim500
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Netflix can use millions to make bad tv shows. Some are successful, some are not.
Netflix can use millions to make good movies.
It's not about the money. Well it is, but I guess the point is, you can't have good ones if you don't have successful bad ones also.
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Sur le papier Canson, je ne sais jamais quelle face utiliser.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM