Twelve Smilners Smilning
@smilner.bsky.social
Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist
he/they
he/they
Pinned
I'll try to surreptitiously get a pic of my co-worker talking on one when he inevitably takes the plunge.
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
I'm borderline incapable of doing a voice rather than an impression, and I just realized that my closeted gay Brit is probably just me doing Knox Harrington (the video artist)
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm borderline incapable of doing a voice rather than an impression, and I just realized that my closeted gay Brit is probably just me doing Knox Harrington (the video artist)
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Laura Loomer is engaged.
Using bleeding edge AI, I have uncovered her fiancée’s identity.
Using bleeding edge AI, I have uncovered her fiancée’s identity.
December 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Laura Loomer is engaged.
Using bleeding edge AI, I have uncovered her fiancée’s identity.
Using bleeding edge AI, I have uncovered her fiancée’s identity.
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Omg Annie Potts!
Annie Potts and Mark Hamill for Corvette Summer (1978)
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Omg Annie Potts!
Def leaning into the tea today. Want to just go home and loudly melt down over not getting this voice, but there's an intensely stressful end-of-year workday to contend with, first.
Fucking voice
Fucking voice
Can't practice my lines on a head full of coffee. Is this why so many actors in my last show preferred tea?
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Def leaning into the tea today. Want to just go home and loudly melt down over not getting this voice, but there's an intensely stressful end-of-year workday to contend with, first.
Fucking voice
Fucking voice
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every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!
Then: Inquisition
Now: Second Son
Now: Second Son
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2014, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2014 is now, if it differs
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Then: Inquisition
Now: Second Son
Now: Second Son
Then, it was TLoU, now, it's probably Black Flag.
Still haven't gotten around to playing either Papers Please, or KRZ
Still haven't gotten around to playing either Papers Please, or KRZ
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2013, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2013 is now, if it differs
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Then, it was TLoU, now, it's probably Black Flag.
Still haven't gotten around to playing either Papers Please, or KRZ
Still haven't gotten around to playing either Papers Please, or KRZ
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i was trying to look up photos of people throwing fish back into the water but instead they just look like psychics using telekinesis to draw fish from the sea
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
i was trying to look up photos of people throwing fish back into the water but instead they just look like psychics using telekinesis to draw fish from the sea
My voice is shit. Shit. My accent is fucked and I can't seem to hear myself right or make the right tweaks. My audition is in 46 hours.
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My voice is shit. Shit. My accent is fucked and I can't seem to hear myself right or make the right tweaks. My audition is in 46 hours.
If this came out 18 months ago, Brooks would today be wandering the streets in a shoulder-strap barrel, tin cup in hand
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If this came out 18 months ago, Brooks would today be wandering the streets in a shoulder-strap barrel, tin cup in hand
"Fugly victim"
I know it’s not the point but that woman has an awful haircut. ngl
Democratic lawmakers have released new photos from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, including images of Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, Google co-founder Sergey Brin and New York Times columnist David Brooks. ft.trib.al/4oYNHdG
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Fugly victim"
Arrowhead Stadium still does the chop every Sunday but go off
I'll say it again: if any other ethnic or religious minority said "please don't use this particular term or chant, you might not have bad intentions but it is deeply racist and threatening to us", the reaction would be mortified apology.
And that's without a mass terror event four days ago
And that's without a mass terror event four days ago
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Arrowhead Stadium still does the chop every Sunday but go off
Had a little lookie-loo on the SB Nation Rams blog, and the vast majority of commenters are super fine with the Nacua stuff:
They say he's right about the refs
Dance is fun and cool and he's just a lil birthday boy
Who is really to say if concussions are real?
They say he's right about the refs
Dance is fun and cool and he's just a lil birthday boy
Who is really to say if concussions are real?
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had a little lookie-loo on the SB Nation Rams blog, and the vast majority of commenters are super fine with the Nacua stuff:
They say he's right about the refs
Dance is fun and cool and he's just a lil birthday boy
Who is really to say if concussions are real?
They say he's right about the refs
Dance is fun and cool and he's just a lil birthday boy
Who is really to say if concussions are real?
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Everyone who is having a pleasant holiday season because they aren't in the Epstein files, step forward.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everyone who is having a pleasant holiday season because they aren't in the Epstein files, step forward.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
Not so fast, David Brooks.
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I love this guy's speedrunning effort to become the biggest dipshit in the league
go hawks
go hawks
Puka Nacua stands firm that concussions are not real, but admits ACL tears are legitimate injuries.
www.reddit.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I love this guy's speedrunning effort to become the biggest dipshit in the league
go hawks
go hawks
Sometimes when two people I follow do not follow each other, I start going down weird rabbit holes and friends it is not a good idea
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sometimes when two people I follow do not follow each other, I start going down weird rabbit holes and friends it is not a good idea
Can't practice my lines on a head full of coffee. Is this why so many actors in my last show preferred tea?
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Can't practice my lines on a head full of coffee. Is this why so many actors in my last show preferred tea?
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police brutality + Blue MAGA = the impending heat death of the universe
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
police brutality + Blue MAGA = the impending heat death of the universe
I like U2 almost definitely more than you, but Angel of Harlem always squicked me out
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I like U2 almost definitely more than you, but Angel of Harlem always squicked me out
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The stars are always brightest when I'm late for work and can't stop to admire them
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The stars are always brightest when I'm late for work and can't stop to admire them
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We’re at the point now where I’m legitimately just relieved that a war wasn’t declared
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We’re at the point now where I’m legitimately just relieved that a war wasn’t declared
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“i’ve been drinking green tea all damn day”
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“i’ve been drinking green tea all damn day”
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if you ever, at any point, thought marjorie taylor greene was maybe secretly a good person get your instincts checked
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if you ever, at any point, thought marjorie taylor greene was maybe secretly a good person get your instincts checked
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Christ Jesus, I think I'm tearing up.
It's riddled with spelling errors, some corrected in pencil. The phrasing's written by someone who clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. There's a few gluestains from where it leaked through the photos.
It's so, so deeply human. I love it so much.
It's riddled with spelling errors, some corrected in pencil. The phrasing's written by someone who clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. There's a few gluestains from where it leaked through the photos.
It's so, so deeply human. I love it so much.
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Christ Jesus, I think I'm tearing up.
It's riddled with spelling errors, some corrected in pencil. The phrasing's written by someone who clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. There's a few gluestains from where it leaked through the photos.
It's so, so deeply human. I love it so much.
It's riddled with spelling errors, some corrected in pencil. The phrasing's written by someone who clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. There's a few gluestains from where it leaked through the photos.
It's so, so deeply human. I love it so much.