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smeg.myatproto.social
Smeg sez Free Łink
@smeg.myatproto.social
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Art sometimes. Discourse often. Shitpost constantly.

🚫 No AI / NFTs / crypto / cops / TERFs / scolds

https://linktr.ee/smeghead

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Smeg sez Free Łink @smeg.myatproto.social · May 9
I'm Smeg, unprofessional illustrator. My primary background is in comics-style art, and I enjoy applying my skills to silly ideas for my own amusement. There is little at which I won't laugh, but I have no tolerance for genAI—LLM users have empty minds, while image generator users have empty souls.
Color illustration of ALF dressed as Gandalf. Ink on Bristol with digital colors Black and white illustration of a possum with a jetpack wearing a suit of armor. Ink on paper Black and white illustration of Marvel's Taskmaster in the style of Vincent Van Gogh's Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette. Ink on paper Color illustration of Fester Addams powering a light bulb in the normal way, One-Eyed Willy of the Goonies, and Frankenstein('s monster). Composite of multiple traditional-media illustrations, scanned and colored digitally
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This one is an in-joke among friends. For the last 30 years, we've inserted "nuts nuts get em" into conversation whenever possible.
Far Side cartoon. A group of squirrels is huddled together, chanting "nuts! Nuts! Get em!" The caption reads "before starting their day, squirrels must first pump themselves up."
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Fucking computers bullshit It’s fucking sick It’s not cool anymore, it’s not fun It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer They changed everything about it It used to be so cool
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
smeg.myatproto.social
Atlantic writers are cowards
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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dangercart.bsky.social
Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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kerrycallen.bsky.social
I wonder if DC has never asked me to draw a comic because I do things like this for MAD. From "Things Superheroes Hate About Their Jobs" in MAD #47. On sale NOW!
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
smeg.myatproto.social
"You're so talented." Folks generally mean well, but the notion of "talent" negates the effort and discipline of practice. If someone is good at something, it's because they've worked at it. Highlight the work when offering a compliment.
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8. What is a compliment that is actually an insult?
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
From the Larchives. My own Wreath of Khan.
cartoon: a wreath featuring Khan from Star Trek.
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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phasemoth.bsky.social
Behold; A Beholder! 👁️

Drawn using Procreate~

#darkart #horrorart #monochrome #blackandwhite #DandD #illustration
A black and white digital illustration drawn by myself of a Beholder! It is facing the viewer and its many eyestalks surround its face and body.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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What's everyone's favorite fighting game?
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Threads: controlla.xyz: "If you hate AI you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans" lesliejandersonwriter: "If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
smeg.myatproto.social
Gul Dukat from Deep Space Nine, with a speech bubble edited to imply that he is declaring the quoted post
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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theonion.com
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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konanne.bsky.social
The weird music you hear in First Gundam during encounters with Lalah is a stock effect called “Bizarre 6” (most likely cooked up by SFX editor Akihiko Matsuda)

It can only be found in full on “サウン道 アニメ・恐竜・SF編 VOL.2”, a CD collection of anime sound effects overseen by Katsumi Itou of Swara Pro
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Why do the other five friends, who are far more numerous, not eat Ross, the largest and most abusive friend?
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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momfriend64.northsky.social
okay, I can't help myself

NEW MUSIC VIDEO

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

FEATURING ME ON ALTO VOCALS AND SAX, GOLDEN AGE ME ON BARITONE VOCALS, AND @purpleschala.bsky.social ON PIANO
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
smeg.myatproto.social
Finally!
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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03 Dec 2025
Heathcliff plays guitar between two large amps on an ice floe in the Arctic. A group of narwhals poke their heads out of the ocean to watch the performance. Two penguins look on, and one of them says "Narwhals love to see him shred."
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Sisko
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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apassingmaniac.bsky.social
It's time....#trek
General Martok from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Text: Whamageddon is a game for children. Evading Mariah Carey, now that is a challenge for a real warrior.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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VomitroN 3 is unleashed upon all you weak-minded fools. Maybe NOW you'll stop asking for new music! Below, subject your willing ears to the BANDCAMP version, which contains 2 unreleased BONER TRACKS! BONUS TRACKS!
Enjoy your day.
🤘🤮🤘
#vomitron #newalbum #vomitron3 vomitron665.bandcamp.com/album/3
3, by Vomitron
15 track album
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November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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machsabre.bsky.social
Recently I decided that every Saturday evening to unwind and draw at least for a couple hours, just for my mental health. No planned projects or anything, just whatever I want. Put on some silly older anime movie and draw until it's over, then I stop and go to bed.

Tonight's drawing entertainment:
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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jamescorcoran78.bsky.social
Voldugur sketches
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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mouseguard.bsky.social
Original inked #MouseGuard pages from the short story ‘A Discordant Fellowship’ are 25% OFF through Monday using code SMALLBIZ

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November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM