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Life In The Slurred World
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I am the green fairy
My robe is the color of despair
I have nothing in common with the fairies of the past
What I need is blood, red and hot
The palpitating flesh of my victims
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Ghoul and goblin awareness
There are ghouls and goblins
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing baby
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thinking about the guy I met in college who majored in studio art and said he saw SALEM in Chicago and the only thing I remember him saying about them is that they had TWO smoke machines
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
theonion.com/the-island-o...

I am one of the harshest critics in the business because I have reviewed over 11 movies in the past 20 years, and in all my years I have only given a good review to one of those movies and that movie was Beetlejuice
The Island of Doctors and Monsters Is Not a Very Good Movie
Ah, the movies. The lights. The glamour. The action! Where else can a person escape to see the stars for the price of a good shave at the corner barber store? Hollywood town! Where a young ingenue can...
theonion.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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😳 I-is there a Mrs. Cheese Bong? Because-

Oh, there is? Umm, never mind.😔
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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t4t
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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is this true
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The ability to piss
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Y'all out here consuming slop but I'm ingesting slurry, it's strained AND loaded with more nutrients LOL couldn't be me!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let's get faded as fuck, boys. Fried out of our damn minds. Being unemployed is awesome.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Mom: we have Pete Burns at home

The Pete Burns at home
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Going to say JPEGMafia - Veteran is still a solid album but it reminds me of being off work for a month while they remodeled the restaurant I worked at and going slowly more insane pacing around the big empty house I lived in since my one roommate was in the hospital and the other was on vacation
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYsL...

🅁🄰🅃🄴 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🄼🅄🅂🄸🄲 🄳🄾🅃 🄲🄾🄼 🄲🄰🄽 🄴🄰🅃 🄰 🄳🄸🄲🄺
RATE YOUR MUSIC DISS TRACK
YouTube video by Infectious Jelqing - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYsL...

🅁🄰🅃🄴 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🄼🅄🅂🄸🄲 🄳🄾🅃 🄲🄾🄼 🄲🄰🄽 🄴🄰🅃 🄰 🄳🄸🄲🄺
RATE YOUR MUSIC DISS TRACK
YouTube video by Infectious Jelqing - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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The Ladder, by Extra Life
from the album Made Flesh
extralife.bandcamp.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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where on earth do you people find the time to play these video games
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Now watch me cope, now watch me seethe seethe

Now watch me cope cope now watch me seethe seethe
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
www.metal-archives.com/artists/Cher... "Phonk producer transitions to making NSBM" not the most shocking thing in the world but a wee bit on the nose
www.metal-archives.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIG...
"I don't understand why anybody would want to spend their time looking at this."
"It's anthropological."
Lifewasters
YouTube video by vewn
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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canonical post but it does make me wonder if there are people who didn't used to fuck with fat bitches then started doing it later in life. like when people hit 30 and start getting into the Grateful Dead or some shit
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM