Si Turner
@siturner.bsky.social
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Comedy nerd, tech nerd. He/Him Fan of all things silly. If everything could ever feel this real forever.
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First update in a little while for the feed of every single* UK comedy and UK comedy adjacent (whatever that means) people.

Starter packs are great, but as they're being abused the feed is not bad

*That I have come across
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Joe trying so hard not to look happy at that murder

#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Want Jonathan Ross voted off so we don't have to look at his awful clothes anymore #TheTraitors
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I'm liking Ruth more and more every time I see her

#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Starting an episode of #TheTraitors halfway through the round table votes just ruins the flow. All the jeopardy has gone

#CelebrityTraitors
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I cleaned the oven today and every time I walk past I switch the light on to check it's still clean
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That sounds like an absolute dream
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Hello, I'm a car park next to a music venue. No I don't have an evening rate anymore, how retro.
Instead, I have structured my prices so that if you want to make doors as well as the end of the show, you can pay the special all day extortion rate
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I have found this whole ADHD 'journey' the most tedious exercise in chasing, chasing, and chasing I have ever faced for any medical complaint.

Particularly annoying considering the typical traits of ADHD
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Finally diagnosed as ADHD as no surprise to anyone who knows me. Now the real work begins, starting my prescribed, mandatory stand up show to take to Edinburgh
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Chortle social media admin panic posting on a Sunday morning to reach their weekly quota
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The fact that they make perfectly quiet ones but instead people go, nahhh I want big boomboom ones please makes me really hate some humans
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Pretty proud of you from over this part of the internet too, and I'm neither Hare, nor the anonymous. You're smashing it
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I was happy with today's 5 year pb until I saw this. Congrats!
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I've just caught up and it was particularly excellent
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Really not enough being said about Nick Mohammed's #CelebrityTraitors performance.
He smashed that slidy block puzzle, so what?

My guy also got a shield, was on for figuring out the first gate question, and was pulling the horse in the same position as super athlete Tom Daley

#TheTraitors
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Mental health awareness day seems like the perfect time to be stood up for an online ADHD appointment
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Really pleased to see a comedian alliance. Joe defending Lucy

#TheTraitors
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But how do you know! Does Stephen say so?
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Kate pulling a reverse Linda

#TheTraitors
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These coats at breakfast though #TheTraitors
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Off to hibernate for the winter, hit the button if you need me
A DPD parcel locker, it's very green. There is a button on the front labelled "Wake me up"
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I went to a pancake place in Edinburgh with someone who was gluten free. Despite the place advertising gluten free pancakes, when she told them they brought her a BINDER of all allergens in their dishes to look at
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I've said it before: anyone who runs down the job that teachers do, even for such nakedly political reasons rather than from any real place of conviction, (a) should try surviving even a fucking WEEK of it themselves and (b) should then go to the bottom of a well.
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Just to say that teachers do an incredibly difficult job, with all the right intentions, and can be the defining influence on a young person's life. They are the exact opposite of poisoners because good teaching provides the antidote to so many dangers
theguardian.com
Nigel Farage says UK teachers are ‘poisoning our kids’ and predicts strikes as PM
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Our hilarious Funny Friday is back to start your weekend off *right*. 4 great new acts saying the unsayable.

£18 advance £20 on the door
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Yeah, that would make sense. Maybe it was the fifth take and he'd just had enough