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Eleanor Mason
@eleanormwrites.bsky.social
Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️‍🌈
Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink

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#Jokevent Day 11:

What do the taskmaster lads hang on their door at Christmas?
Wreath Shearsmith
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If you're not feeling confident please be inspired by my cat, who according to his body language believes he could successfully hunt an elephant
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Darwinian Christmas
November 23, 2023 at 12:46 PM
#Jokevent day 10:

Why did woke Santa cross the road?
To get to the other pride (he's gay)
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
#Jokevent day 9:

What do the kids and a couple of guys who run sweet shops on Oxford Street sing at Christmas?
Falalalalalalalabubu
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Is there anyone I can talk to on here about 2017 Spanish drama series Money Heist? I need to tell someone that Raquel is Spain's Suranne Jones and Arturo is the penguin from toy story
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why has it taken me this long to watch The Rehearsal every interaction is gold
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
#Jokevent day 8:

What's black and white and sled all over?
A snowy hill with a big stain
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
#Jokevent day 7:

What does Keir Starmer get for Christmas?
Lynx Britain (reform voters are you seeing this it's for you)
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
#Jokevent day 6:

What does woke Santa order at the Vietnamese restaurant?
PHO PHO PHO (he points out it's not pronounced like that, more "fuh")
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
#Jokevent day 5:

What do you call a pregnant farm animal painted green?
The Grinch that foal Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Never deleting my vinted account
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Morning! Here's #Jokevent day 4:

What does woke Santa hate most?
Ho ho homophobia
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
They say they don't have resources to defend themselves in a legal challenge but they literally have their own law???
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Stephen Fry is sizing him up for a traitor as we speak
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Roses are red
Charlie Parker played be-bop
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
#Jokevent day 3:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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2. That the BBC is being misleading by making a series on the British Empire that focuses on the British Empire.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Halfway through the new Stranger Things and there's no difference between these characters
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The best guy alive, likes being carried to this chair to watch the birds because the floor outside is cold on his feet
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM