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Not the one you need but probably the one you deserve. She/her
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and here is my trophy room. yeah i bullied a lot of people to get these
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
and here is my trophy room. yeah i bullied a lot of people to get these
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I really can’t help but wonder sometimes if the people who believed they were ~punishing Kamala Harris realize who actually got punished now.
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I really can’t help but wonder sometimes if the people who believed they were ~punishing Kamala Harris realize who actually got punished now.
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He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.
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This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
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At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
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How about voting?
Helping people register to vote?
Phone banking?
Door knocking?
Trump wouldn't give a flying fuck about a strike that none of his cult members would join.
They'll start a national strike, but can't get their asses to a voting booth on Election Day to stop Republicans from winning.
🤦🏾♀️
Helping people register to vote?
Phone banking?
Door knocking?
Trump wouldn't give a flying fuck about a strike that none of his cult members would join.
They'll start a national strike, but can't get their asses to a voting booth on Election Day to stop Republicans from winning.
🤦🏾♀️
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
How about voting?
Helping people register to vote?
Phone banking?
Door knocking?
Trump wouldn't give a flying fuck about a strike that none of his cult members would join.
They'll start a national strike, but can't get their asses to a voting booth on Election Day to stop Republicans from winning.
🤦🏾♀️
Helping people register to vote?
Phone banking?
Door knocking?
Trump wouldn't give a flying fuck about a strike that none of his cult members would join.
They'll start a national strike, but can't get their asses to a voting booth on Election Day to stop Republicans from winning.
🤦🏾♀️
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Not voting is how we got here & only a complete moron would actually believe the 2 parties are even remotely similar.
Did Biden have ICE terrorizing communities across the US or threaten the sovereignty of our allies?
You CAN vote them out, but idiots like you refuse to because you're delusional.
Did Biden have ICE terrorizing communities across the US or threaten the sovereignty of our allies?
You CAN vote them out, but idiots like you refuse to because you're delusional.
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Not voting is how we got here & only a complete moron would actually believe the 2 parties are even remotely similar.
Did Biden have ICE terrorizing communities across the US or threaten the sovereignty of our allies?
You CAN vote them out, but idiots like you refuse to because you're delusional.
Did Biden have ICE terrorizing communities across the US or threaten the sovereignty of our allies?
You CAN vote them out, but idiots like you refuse to because you're delusional.
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They didn't like her laugh? Why ask, when the real truth is so apparent?
A great many people are threatened by an intelligent, well spoken, educated woman.
A great many more are doubly terrified when that woman is black.
If you dismiss racism as a valid answer, you might as well not ask.
A great many people are threatened by an intelligent, well spoken, educated woman.
A great many more are doubly terrified when that woman is black.
If you dismiss racism as a valid answer, you might as well not ask.
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
They didn't like her laugh? Why ask, when the real truth is so apparent?
A great many people are threatened by an intelligent, well spoken, educated woman.
A great many more are doubly terrified when that woman is black.
If you dismiss racism as a valid answer, you might as well not ask.
A great many people are threatened by an intelligent, well spoken, educated woman.
A great many more are doubly terrified when that woman is black.
If you dismiss racism as a valid answer, you might as well not ask.
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I love it how some of us are afraid of women of color taking positions of power, but we have no problem with fat bloated orange felons with multiple bankruptcies
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I love it how some of us are afraid of women of color taking positions of power, but we have no problem with fat bloated orange felons with multiple bankruptcies
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I just saw a post blaming "the united states government" for what Israel is doing, it's no longer Joe Biden or Kamala Harris's fault directly but instead the blame lays on the nebulous "government" now that Trump is president. How convenient.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I just saw a post blaming "the united states government" for what Israel is doing, it's no longer Joe Biden or Kamala Harris's fault directly but instead the blame lays on the nebulous "government" now that Trump is president. How convenient.
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That's how propaganda works.
Kristi Noem said "you can't trust the government", Trump still says "government" is the problem.
MAGA blames Democrats by name, but when unemployment skyrockets, economy tanks, it's "the government". Meanwhile Republicans control all 3 branches of "the government".
Kristi Noem said "you can't trust the government", Trump still says "government" is the problem.
MAGA blames Democrats by name, but when unemployment skyrockets, economy tanks, it's "the government". Meanwhile Republicans control all 3 branches of "the government".
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
That's how propaganda works.
Kristi Noem said "you can't trust the government", Trump still says "government" is the problem.
MAGA blames Democrats by name, but when unemployment skyrockets, economy tanks, it's "the government". Meanwhile Republicans control all 3 branches of "the government".
Kristi Noem said "you can't trust the government", Trump still says "government" is the problem.
MAGA blames Democrats by name, but when unemployment skyrockets, economy tanks, it's "the government". Meanwhile Republicans control all 3 branches of "the government".
If I had one good thing to say about Scott Adams it's that he looked up to Charles Schulz. I think it's sweet he'll be able to look up to him forever now.
Sorry your belief in ivermectin and alternative medicine didn't work out for you, Scott Adams. Now you're dead.
I guess you shouldn't have called for the end of medical research in the 2010s, research for prostate cancer.
You didn't need Trump or last-minute Jesus. You needed science.
#ByeBye
I guess you shouldn't have called for the end of medical research in the 2010s, research for prostate cancer.
You didn't need Trump or last-minute Jesus. You needed science.
#ByeBye
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
If I had one good thing to say about Scott Adams it's that he looked up to Charles Schulz. I think it's sweet he'll be able to look up to him forever now.
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Any account blaming dems for what repubs have done and what voters did should be treated with suspicion. It's a midterm year and they've come here to suppress the vote.
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Any account blaming dems for what repubs have done and what voters did should be treated with suspicion. It's a midterm year and they've come here to suppress the vote.
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Here’s where they go.
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Here’s where they go.
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If he gets canned he will make many years worth of salary on a Go Fund Me before he wins his grievance through the union.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If he gets canned he will make many years worth of salary on a Go Fund Me before he wins his grievance through the union.
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For once, I agree with you.
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
For once, I agree with you.
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The stupidity never ends with Dem-bashing idiots.
He was impeached 2X & the GOP refused to convict.
They tried to use the courts to keep him off the ballot, but the 6-3 SCOTUS we wouldn’t have had people voted for HRC in 2016 ruled against them.
He’d be standing trial in GA & DC had Harris won.
🤦🏾♀️
He was impeached 2X & the GOP refused to convict.
They tried to use the courts to keep him off the ballot, but the 6-3 SCOTUS we wouldn’t have had people voted for HRC in 2016 ruled against them.
He’d be standing trial in GA & DC had Harris won.
🤦🏾♀️
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The stupidity never ends with Dem-bashing idiots.
He was impeached 2X & the GOP refused to convict.
They tried to use the courts to keep him off the ballot, but the 6-3 SCOTUS we wouldn’t have had people voted for HRC in 2016 ruled against them.
He’d be standing trial in GA & DC had Harris won.
🤦🏾♀️
He was impeached 2X & the GOP refused to convict.
They tried to use the courts to keep him off the ballot, but the 6-3 SCOTUS we wouldn’t have had people voted for HRC in 2016 ruled against them.
He’d be standing trial in GA & DC had Harris won.
🤦🏾♀️
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Frey: "An individual from a car that was in the middle of a street was detained. ICE left the car in the middle of the street. The car wasn't even in park, so you got it just rolling down the street w/nobody in it. It could've hit anybody, including my own family. This is not about safety"
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Frey: "An individual from a car that was in the middle of a street was detained. ICE left the car in the middle of the street. The car wasn't even in park, so you got it just rolling down the street w/nobody in it. It could've hit anybody, including my own family. This is not about safety"
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This was another reason to vote for Harris that leftists ignored & now the SCOTUS will remain 6-3 for decades.
With MT, WV & OH’s seats up for grabs, Democrats were poised to lose the Senate, but rather than ensure Harris would win & Jeffries would be Speaker, voters handed the GOP another trifecta.
With MT, WV & OH’s seats up for grabs, Democrats were poised to lose the Senate, but rather than ensure Harris would win & Jeffries would be Speaker, voters handed the GOP another trifecta.
This raises another depressing point—even if Dems flip the *Senate* this year, Alito & Thomas could immediately resign on Nov. 4th & Trump/Thune would rush thru confirmations of 2 25-yr old Prager U. law students to replace them during the Lame Duck session.
It’s infuriating that we could’ve had a liberal SCOTUS & avoided the daily scandals of the worst POTUS in history, but thanks to the stupidest electorate in history, we’ll be stuck with a 6-3 SCOTUS for decades & a permanent GOP House majority when they gut the VRA to legalize racial gerrymandering.
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This was another reason to vote for Harris that leftists ignored & now the SCOTUS will remain 6-3 for decades.
With MT, WV & OH’s seats up for grabs, Democrats were poised to lose the Senate, but rather than ensure Harris would win & Jeffries would be Speaker, voters handed the GOP another trifecta.
With MT, WV & OH’s seats up for grabs, Democrats were poised to lose the Senate, but rather than ensure Harris would win & Jeffries would be Speaker, voters handed the GOP another trifecta.
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Once again the absolute dumbest people you and I know will be downright gleeful about this.
Disgraceful.
Disgraceful.
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Once again the absolute dumbest people you and I know will be downright gleeful about this.
Disgraceful.
Disgraceful.
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BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
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She already said it, but I'm going to say it again:
WHAT THE ICE AGENTS DID BY DENYING HER ACCESS TO A FEDERAL FACILITY IS AGAINST FEDERAL LAW.
WHAT THE ICE AGENTS DID BY DENYING HER ACCESS TO A FEDERAL FACILITY IS AGAINST FEDERAL LAW.
Today I attempted to exercise my Congressional right to conduct oversight on the Whipple ICE detention center in Minnesota.
When I told them their refusal to let me in was illegal, they said “we don’t care.”
Trump’s ICE is lawless. I won’t stop pushing for answers for Minnesotans.
When I told them their refusal to let me in was illegal, they said “we don’t care.”
Trump’s ICE is lawless. I won’t stop pushing for answers for Minnesotans.
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
She already said it, but I'm going to say it again:
WHAT THE ICE AGENTS DID BY DENYING HER ACCESS TO A FEDERAL FACILITY IS AGAINST FEDERAL LAW.
WHAT THE ICE AGENTS DID BY DENYING HER ACCESS TO A FEDERAL FACILITY IS AGAINST FEDERAL LAW.
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Just saving this for the inevitable deleting.
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Just saving this for the inevitable deleting.