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Not the one you need but probably the one you deserve. She/her
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
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today i am looking forward to the neighbours walking their timid little whippet in her fancy red dog jacket that makes her look like she's off mountaineering
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 AM
today i am looking forward to the neighbours walking their timid little whippet in her fancy red dog jacket that makes her look like she's off mountaineering
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So just found out that Audible have silently removed six audiobooks from my library. Because I noticed, and complained, they gave six credits to buy them back again. They did this because the publishers updated the books and Audible just deleted the old versions.
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
So just found out that Audible have silently removed six audiobooks from my library. Because I noticed, and complained, they gave six credits to buy them back again. They did this because the publishers updated the books and Audible just deleted the old versions.
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DHS agents murdered someone in Minneapolis today for filming them. Everything DHS did in L.A. happened in Chicago. Everything that happened in Chicago is happening right now in Minneapolis. It's coming to your city next.
"A federal agent pointed a gun at a combat veteran’s face and said “bang, bang” and “you’re dead, liberal” during an immigration raid last week in Little Village, the veteran is alleging in a new court filing." blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/28/f...
Federal Agent Told Combat Veteran 'You're Dead, Liberal' At Little Village Encounter, Attorneys Say
The allegation comes as ICE and Border Patrol are increasingly facing pushback for using tear gas, pepper spray, rubber bullets and other measures against peaceful protesters and bystanders.
blockclubchicago.org
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
DHS agents murdered someone in Minneapolis today for filming them. Everything DHS did in L.A. happened in Chicago. Everything that happened in Chicago is happening right now in Minneapolis. It's coming to your city next.
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This is how a country dies.
Inbox: the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board has voted to dissolve the organization following Congress pulling its federal funding
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is how a country dies.
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Threads and Instagram have “restricted” my political thoughts - they are no longer allowing me to publish posts with political statements or comment on political posts “for my own safety.”
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Threads and Instagram have “restricted” my political thoughts - they are no longer allowing me to publish posts with political statements or comment on political posts “for my own safety.”
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Walz: "We've got conspiracy theorists, right-wing YouTubers, breaking into our daycares, demanding access to our children. We've got the president demonizing our Somali neighbors and wrongfully confiscating funds that Minnesotans rely on. It's disgusting and it's dangerous."
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Walz: "We've got conspiracy theorists, right-wing YouTubers, breaking into our daycares, demanding access to our children. We've got the president demonizing our Somali neighbors and wrongfully confiscating funds that Minnesotans rely on. It's disgusting and it's dangerous."
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Today the Pentagon censured Senator Mark Kelly and moved to strip part of his earned military retirement benefits for stating the truth.
This administration is trying to convince Americans that truth is whatever it says it is—even when the evidence is plainly in front of us.
This administration is trying to convince Americans that truth is whatever it says it is—even when the evidence is plainly in front of us.
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Today the Pentagon censured Senator Mark Kelly and moved to strip part of his earned military retirement benefits for stating the truth.
This administration is trying to convince Americans that truth is whatever it says it is—even when the evidence is plainly in front of us.
This administration is trying to convince Americans that truth is whatever it says it is—even when the evidence is plainly in front of us.
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The wealthy are always so GD worried some poor people are gonna commit some small time fraud. Meanwhile, big corporations are committing HUGE afraid. Just look at defense contractors.
Why? Because we have all been taught to see the wealthy as virtuous and to see the poor as lazy and unworthy.
Why? Because we have all been taught to see the wealthy as virtuous and to see the poor as lazy and unworthy.
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The wealthy are always so GD worried some poor people are gonna commit some small time fraud. Meanwhile, big corporations are committing HUGE afraid. Just look at defense contractors.
Why? Because we have all been taught to see the wealthy as virtuous and to see the poor as lazy and unworthy.
Why? Because we have all been taught to see the wealthy as virtuous and to see the poor as lazy and unworthy.
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Yeah but, this little analogy misses 1 critical point. Your demographic which is the overwhelming majority in this country didn’t hire enough exterminators (Democrats). So your instincts here are just “Comfortable Lies”y’all keep telling yourselves to cover up your incompetence!
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Yeah but, this little analogy misses 1 critical point. Your demographic which is the overwhelming majority in this country didn’t hire enough exterminators (Democrats). So your instincts here are just “Comfortable Lies”y’all keep telling yourselves to cover up your incompetence!
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The problem with the "It can't be over oil because it would be stupid to do this over oil" argument is that it assumes that Trump wouldn't do something stupid.
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The problem with the "It can't be over oil because it would be stupid to do this over oil" argument is that it assumes that Trump wouldn't do something stupid.
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As of this week, millions of Americans are now paying thousands more for health insurance.
If the President and Congressional GOP think Washington has the capacity to "run" Venezuela right now, why won't they fix the insurance cost crisis they've created here at home?
If the President and Congressional GOP think Washington has the capacity to "run" Venezuela right now, why won't they fix the insurance cost crisis they've created here at home?
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
As of this week, millions of Americans are now paying thousands more for health insurance.
If the President and Congressional GOP think Washington has the capacity to "run" Venezuela right now, why won't they fix the insurance cost crisis they've created here at home?
If the President and Congressional GOP think Washington has the capacity to "run" Venezuela right now, why won't they fix the insurance cost crisis they've created here at home?
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very simply; if the progressive WOC Senator from California wasn't left wing enough for you, you've probably boiled your brain with too much propaganda.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
very simply; if the progressive WOC Senator from California wasn't left wing enough for you, you've probably boiled your brain with too much propaganda.
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No, you see, you are only ever allowed to punch in one direction, and that direction is always where the liberals happen to be.
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
No, you see, you are only ever allowed to punch in one direction, and that direction is always where the liberals happen to be.
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Also my sense of the Venn diagram of people who say vote scolding is bad and people who say bullying works is one completely overlapping circle.
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Also my sense of the Venn diagram of people who say vote scolding is bad and people who say bullying works is one completely overlapping circle.
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Pretty fucking wild to see people in January 2026 whining about “vote scolding” to defend people who couldn’t get off their ass to vote against Trump. Whatever they thought of Harris, they can never honestly answer whether the world would be better if she’d won (lol of fucking course it would).
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Pretty fucking wild to see people in January 2026 whining about “vote scolding” to defend people who couldn’t get off their ass to vote against Trump. Whatever they thought of Harris, they can never honestly answer whether the world would be better if she’d won (lol of fucking course it would).
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I'm going to say it plainly: Vote scolding is good, vote shaming is good. You should be reminded that the choices you make have consequences especially if those consequences are dire. If you don't like people pointing out what your decisions lead to, try making good decisions.
Pretty fucking wild to see people in January 2026 whining about “vote scolding” to defend people who couldn’t get off their ass to vote against Trump. Whatever they thought of Harris, they can never honestly answer whether the world would be better if she’d won (lol of fucking course it would).
January 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I'm going to say it plainly: Vote scolding is good, vote shaming is good. You should be reminded that the choices you make have consequences especially if those consequences are dire. If you don't like people pointing out what your decisions lead to, try making good decisions.
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You just can’t make this up.😒
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
You just can’t make this up.😒
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But you lie when you said I'm MAGA and demanding people act like MAGA.
I'm asking people like you get their heads out of their collective asses and stop blaming Democrats for things MAGA has done.
So...stop lying.
I'm asking people like you get their heads out of their collective asses and stop blaming Democrats for things MAGA has done.
So...stop lying.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
But you lie when you said I'm MAGA and demanding people act like MAGA.
I'm asking people like you get their heads out of their collective asses and stop blaming Democrats for things MAGA has done.
So...stop lying.
I'm asking people like you get their heads out of their collective asses and stop blaming Democrats for things MAGA has done.
So...stop lying.
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Errrrrrrr.... could we get some more detail on that?
We know it'll take some time to get things back into order, but we *do* have an elected president, Eduardo González so the sooner he's sworn in, the better.
We know it'll take some time to get things back into order, but we *do* have an elected president, Eduardo González so the sooner he's sworn in, the better.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Errrrrrrr.... could we get some more detail on that?
We know it'll take some time to get things back into order, but we *do* have an elected president, Eduardo González so the sooner he's sworn in, the better.
We know it'll take some time to get things back into order, but we *do* have an elected president, Eduardo González so the sooner he's sworn in, the better.
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I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
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No one is really in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
No one is really in charge.