KSimmo 💙
@simmokaren.bsky.social
Mother,blue nose and everyone’s mate💙
Only here to make myself and everyone else smile
…Don’t mistake my niceness for naivety I’m blessed with very high functioning ASD 🧩
Green Party🤟
Don't make me be a 'proper' Karen 😌
#NSNO #YNWA 💙❤️
Only here to make myself and everyone else smile
…Don’t mistake my niceness for naivety I’m blessed with very high functioning ASD 🧩
Green Party🤟
Don't make me be a 'proper' Karen 😌
#NSNO #YNWA 💙❤️
Pinned
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🍬Supporters attending tomorrow’s match will see the return of the Toffee Lady. The Toffee Lady will be present at every home fixture - greeting supporters in the Budweiser Plaza, pitchside and in the Family Stand, handing out Everton mints and posing for photos as part of the matchday welcome
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🍬Supporters attending tomorrow’s match will see the return of the Toffee Lady. The Toffee Lady will be present at every home fixture - greeting supporters in the Budweiser Plaza, pitchside and in the Family Stand, handing out Everton mints and posing for photos as part of the matchday welcome
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
Ok
I’m going
Feels wrong
My ASD is telling me don’t
The old lady won’t be happy😂
But I’m sure I’ll have the best day 💙
I’m going
Feels wrong
My ASD is telling me don’t
The old lady won’t be happy😂
But I’m sure I’ll have the best day 💙
Offered a ticket for tomorrow’s game
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ok
I’m going
Feels wrong
My ASD is telling me don’t
The old lady won’t be happy😂
But I’m sure I’ll have the best day 💙
I’m going
Feels wrong
My ASD is telling me don’t
The old lady won’t be happy😂
But I’m sure I’ll have the best day 💙
Offered a ticket for tomorrow’s game
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Offered a ticket for tomorrow’s game
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
In in 2 minds tho
Feels like I’m cheating on the old lady going to BM😅
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Supporters are being advised not to leave it too late entering the stadium tomorrow, due to what is being described as a 'major chance of bell end behaviour' from the travelling fans.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Supporters are being advised not to leave it too late entering the stadium tomorrow, due to what is being described as a 'major chance of bell end behaviour' from the travelling fans.
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Everton fans' favourite returning on Saturday at Hill Dickinson Stadium
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
Everton favourite to return to Hill Dickinson Stadium for Newcastle match
Everton are bringing back the Toffee Lady for the first time at Hill Dickinson Stadium ahead of their game against Newcastle United
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Everton fans' favourite returning on Saturday at Hill Dickinson Stadium
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Toffee Lady returns to match day klaxon!
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Toffee Lady returns to match day klaxon!
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Macaroni cheese on a roast dinner
Derty bastards
Derty bastards
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Macaroni cheese on a roast dinner
Derty bastards
Derty bastards
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So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
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❌David Moyes has confirmed that Everton appealed Idrissa Gueye’s red card and it got rejected
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
❌David Moyes has confirmed that Everton appealed Idrissa Gueye’s red card and it got rejected
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The fuckin weekend🍻
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The fuckin weekend🍻
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PGMOL after recieving the appeal
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
PGMOL after recieving the appeal
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Do Americans not have knives?
Seen some Turkeys today that look like they have been attacked with a hatchet
Seen some Turkeys today that look like they have been attacked with a hatchet
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do Americans not have knives?
Seen some Turkeys today that look like they have been attacked with a hatchet
Seen some Turkeys today that look like they have been attacked with a hatchet
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I will be above the Bluehouse on Saturday from 2.30pm with lots of great Evertonia on offer… do all your Christmas shopping under one roof for the blues in your life.
Mugs, tees, coasters, bottle openers, keyrings, postcard sets, golden baller cards, Subbuteo sets and much more!
#EFC #EVENEW
Mugs, tees, coasters, bottle openers, keyrings, postcard sets, golden baller cards, Subbuteo sets and much more!
#EFC #EVENEW
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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The iconic BTR Liverpool Santa Dash returns next weekend, and time is running out to be part of the festive spectacular. 🎅
READ MORE: tinyurl.com/5n8tczd5
READ MORE: tinyurl.com/5n8tczd5
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The iconic BTR Liverpool Santa Dash returns next weekend, and time is running out to be part of the festive spectacular. 🎅
READ MORE: tinyurl.com/5n8tczd5
READ MORE: tinyurl.com/5n8tczd5
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Forgot to post my sunrise 🙄🤦♀️😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Forgot to post my sunrise 🙄🤦♀️😂
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Clearly the Sainsbury’s algorithm knows about my unmatched ability to dry a vulva.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Clearly the Sainsbury’s algorithm knows about my unmatched ability to dry a vulva.
@chesterkop.bsky.social
There’s the reason😅
There’s the reason😅
I sent a lads pic off ere to his local Morrisons and COSTCO telling them he has been selling shoplifted gear in our pub
Hope they pull him
Hope they pull him
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
@chesterkop.bsky.social
There’s the reason😅
There’s the reason😅
Same
…if not a telly for half a penny I’m not interested😐
The Deals/discounts they are offering are shite anyway😅
…if not a telly for half a penny I’m not interested😐
The Deals/discounts they are offering are shite anyway😅
It seems that every commercial entity to which I've ever given my email address or phone number has taken it upon itself to send me Black Friday bollocks.
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
Thanksgiving, of course, being a major holiday in France 🙄.
Guys: I don't need any encouragement to buy random shit. Leave me alone!
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Same
…if not a telly for half a penny I’m not interested😐
The Deals/discounts they are offering are shite anyway😅
…if not a telly for half a penny I’m not interested😐
The Deals/discounts they are offering are shite anyway😅
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Saturday’s team talk 💙
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Saturday’s team talk 💙
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A daily look inside my mind
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A daily look inside my mind