Elizabeth the Sillymoose
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Elizabeth the Sillymoose
@sillymoose7.bsky.social
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Be a nice human :) She/her. Lover of whimsy. Puppy parent to Aster. Lactose intolerant to Sacred Cows (& actual milk) https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3N1AOWWE2MOGH?ref_=wl_share
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My reasons to stay alive:

1. Stubborn belief that things will someday be less bad (because they have to get better eventually)

2. Spite (I will not beat certain people to the grave)

3. Mr. Sillymoose & Aster

4. My family would be devastated

5. I might miss out on meeting amazing friends/mentors
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The things we endure for the love of dogs 😅🥲
So turns out it really fuckin hurts recovering from this because it's not just the knee that hurts, the shock from impact has made ✨️everything✨️ hurt 🙃
Guess who accidentally took me out at the knees (sideways 🫠) at full speed yesterday?

I'm mostly ok (bruising & some swelling), Mr. Moose thinks my hypermobility might've saved my meniscus from tearing (but idk med stuff, all I know is it hurt lol)
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DOJ WHISTLEBLOWER: “I wouldn’t be abiding by my oath if I stayed silent right now.” 🇺🇸

He says Trump’s DOJ wanted him to lie (about Kilmar being a gang member & terrorist, etc…) — and fired him when he wouldn’t.
(9/9)

(Lion costume competition, plus Jack, who I haven't won quite yet)
(7/9)

(Cowboy, bull, constellation, space) (couples costumes)
(6/9)

(Strawberry, sunflower, Man with the Yellow Hat from Curious George, ghost wearing eyeliner)
(5/9)

(Hippie, frog, Pan from mythology, Mimi from Rent) (yes Petal and Pickles are besties)
(4/9)

(A mushroom, maple leaf, gingerbread, & cupid)
(3/9)

(A doberman, emo boy, emo girl, & a lemon) (Kurtis and Ebony are in a band together)
(2/9)

(A vacationer, the beach, a hedgehog, & a flower) (I headcanon Hobie as having a crush on Sandi)
(1/9) A thread of bunnies from the bunny haven game I play, who clearly have the halloween spirit (these are not all of the bunnies)

(Grouch Marx, Einstein, the reaper, & a bee)
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Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).
Have you seen the newer P&F episodes? Dan & Swampy truly do not disappoint
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I do think half the brilliance of “no kings” is forcing the “don’t tread on me” bros with the “we the people” stickers on their lifted F-150s to be like, “yes kings, actually”
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(I could never be mad at my little angel though)
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Guess who accidentally took me out at the knees (sideways 🫠) at full speed yesterday?

I'm mostly ok (bruising & some swelling), Mr. Moose thinks my hypermobility might've saved my meniscus from tearing (but idk med stuff, all I know is it hurt lol)
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(I could never be mad at my little angel though)
Guess who accidentally took me out at the knees (sideways 🫠) at full speed yesterday?

I'm mostly ok (bruising & some swelling), Mr. Moose thinks my hypermobility might've saved my meniscus from tearing (but idk med stuff, all I know is it hurt lol)
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Louder for the folks at the back:

Disabled people, especially strangers, don’t exist to educate you on every area of their lives you don’t understand because you aren’t prepared to a do some reading.

#DisabledSky
The lioness' tummy hurts
The lioness does not concern herself with her family history of type 2 diabetes (or her lactose intolerance)
Had a little bday party for my grandpa & even Aster got in on the action 🥳💖
So remember my super fun vintage patchwork purse? When my mom saw it, she said it looks like something my grandma would've had 🥹💕

I'm highly sentimental when it comes to her/her memory, so lots of feels rn that I have some of her style 💖🥰