Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
Trash writer, dog lover, Arsenal, Real Madrid, La Liga. Downstate Illinois.
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Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
· Nov 17
In light of allegations of people being too "twee" on here. You guys better unfollow me if you're looking for any critical football analysis from me beyond, "Riccardo Calafiori has pretty hair." I'm just warning you.
Raul did you really just think you were playing volleyball for a second?
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Raul did you really just think you were playing volleyball for a second?
Zach Bryan ad on the ad board at Tottenham Stadium. Target audience: Rob Holding.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Zach Bryan ad on the ad board at Tottenham Stadium. Target audience: Rob Holding.
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Behold, the Riley Gaines of expository writing.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Behold, the Riley Gaines of expository writing.
They got one back on Aaron
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They got one back on Aaron
That was amazing by Ramsdamage
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That was amazing by Ramsdamage
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"I hope you get the worst fucking hemorrhoids and can never sit down," one protester says heckling the masked feds staring down from the parking garage above.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"I hope you get the worst fucking hemorrhoids and can never sit down," one protester says heckling the masked feds staring down from the parking garage above.
Thiaw is not "Thaw?" But then you'd have Burn and Thaw.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Thiaw is not "Thaw?" But then you'd have Burn and Thaw.
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City with the most blatant 'keeper down so the manager can give a team talk' you'll see all season and not a whisper from the comms. One of the City physios even kept checking to see if Pep had finished. As soon as he had, he helped Donnarumma up 😄
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
City with the most blatant 'keeper down so the manager can give a team talk' you'll see all season and not a whisper from the comms. One of the City physios even kept checking to see if Pep had finished. As soon as he had, he helped Donnarumma up 😄
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Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
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I hate carpet, but the whole house is significantly colder since we tore it out. I think we need to put down some insulation under the baseboards.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I hate carpet, but the whole house is significantly colder since we tore it out. I think we need to put down some insulation under the baseboards.
I don't know if we're going to make it on a walk until the road gets plowed. It's still snowing, too.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't know if we're going to make it on a walk until the road gets plowed. It's still snowing, too.
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“Did you take your shoes off?”
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Did you take your shoes off?”
Invisible financial levers.
Yesterday, following reporting by the FT on their bogus crypto sponsor, ZKP, Barca told the papers that the club "no connection whatsoever" with ZKP's crypto sale.
This is, straightforwardly, false.
1/
This is, straightforwardly, false.
1/
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Invisible financial levers.
I think we're supposed to wake up to snow. Shaggy is already in weather watch mode.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I think we're supposed to wake up to snow. Shaggy is already in weather watch mode.
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Pro tip: just chuck the last piece of pie in the Cool Whip bowl.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pro tip: just chuck the last piece of pie in the Cool Whip bowl.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Beaver
Mink
Bobcat
Turkey
Coyote
Beaver
Mink
Bobcat
Turkey
Coyote
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Tiger
King cobra
Polar bear
Golden eagle
Lilybean
Tiger
King cobra
Polar bear
Golden eagle
Lilybean
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Tundra swan
Barn owl
Blue whale
Bufflehead
California condor
Tundra swan
Barn owl
Blue whale
Bufflehead
California condor
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Beaver
Mink
Bobcat
Turkey
Coyote
Beaver
Mink
Bobcat
Turkey
Coyote
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also this accompanying the hard launch is killing me
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
also this accompanying the hard launch is killing me
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Love a 10 am movie. It's like a private screening.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Love a 10 am movie. It's like a private screening.