Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
Trash writer, dog lover, Arsenal, Real Madrid, La Liga. Downstate Illinois.
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Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
· Nov 17
In light of allegations of people being too "twee" on here. You guys better unfollow me if you're looking for any critical football analysis from me beyond, "Riccardo Calafiori has pretty hair." I'm just warning you.
I'm glad I got home before it started snowing again. It's coming down fast too.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm glad I got home before it started snowing again. It's coming down fast too.
I am trying out the newest Jurassic Park movie and it seems kinda boring. More people need to get eaten by dinosaurs immediately.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I am trying out the newest Jurassic Park movie and it seems kinda boring. More people need to get eaten by dinosaurs immediately.
I have a mammogram this morning so I can't wear any deodorant and it's really bothering me. I'm glad it's 20F outside. Anyway, worth it, please get your routine screenings if you can. Don't be afraid of it. It's easy peasy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have a mammogram this morning so I can't wear any deodorant and it's really bothering me. I'm glad it's 20F outside. Anyway, worth it, please get your routine screenings if you can. Don't be afraid of it. It's easy peasy.
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I had weird dream last night Arsenal were playing against Chelski and Enzo Maresca was wearing a red beret... He was saying he got it as a present from Curtis Sliwa (one of the candidates from NY mayoral elections). 😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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This is hard. Maybe Bill Murray. Obviously Ghostbusters, Stripes, and Caddyshack, but also The Razor's Edge, Ed Wood, Lost in Translation, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Space Jam...
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is hard. Maybe Bill Murray. Obviously Ghostbusters, Stripes, and Caddyshack, but also The Razor's Edge, Ed Wood, Lost in Translation, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Space Jam...
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I see the lads divorce is going well.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I see the lads divorce is going well.
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At least they couldn’t bring the kids.
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
At least they couldn’t bring the kids.
I've been rotting in the house since Tuesday and I absolutely do not care to go anywhere. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've been rotting in the house since Tuesday and I absolutely do not care to go anywhere. 😂
There were 7 yellows in our match but La Real and Villarreal had 10 in theirs. 😅
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There were 7 yellows in our match but La Real and Villarreal had 10 in theirs. 😅
It's wild that we're not happy with that overall and the draw but this is where we are now. The boys won't be happy with it either.
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's wild that we're not happy with that overall and the draw but this is where we are now. The boys won't be happy with it either.
Oh well it's whatever. I hope no one is injured. What a slog.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh well it's whatever. I hope no one is injured. What a slog.
Piero is trying so hard.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Piero is trying so hard.
My blood pressure is probably twice the legal limit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My blood pressure is probably twice the legal limit.
Big Vik welcome back.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Big Vik welcome back.
Straight to the keeper unfortunately
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Straight to the keeper unfortunately
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Yesss Hincapie and also no don’t do that but YESSS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yesss Hincapie and also no don’t do that but YESSS
Saka's ball doing Matrix shit
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Saka's ball doing Matrix shit
Okay Martin let's go.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Okay Martin let's go.
Noni on for the narrative.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Noni on for the narrative.
I hope she bites Anthony Taylor and gets sent off.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I hope she bites Anthony Taylor and gets sent off.