Chris Thompson
@mrchrist.bsky.social
“His best since Scary Monsters”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
Jonathan Gullis, that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. Not since I was compiling a list of Britain’s thickest public figures.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Jonathan Gullis, that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. Not since I was compiling a list of Britain’s thickest public figures.
The Thicker of It
Oh God I needed this so much right now. Good old fashioned funny chaos and farce instead of constant depression in politics.
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The Thicker of It
The League Two trophy is the only one Leicester City haven’t won. So that’s something to look forward to.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The League Two trophy is the only one Leicester City haven’t won. So that’s something to look forward to.
Mick Hucknall seen in happier times before Martine McCutcheon was sick in his hair and he had to cut his dreadlocks off because of the smell. #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mick Hucknall seen in happier times before Martine McCutcheon was sick in his hair and he had to cut his dreadlocks off because of the smell. #TOTP
Gesticulating wildly and bellowing orders from the dugout, he readies his final two subs. The Russian fourth official holds up the numbers ‘14’ and ‘88’. Farage has no desire for subtle tactics anymore.
It takes a special kind of right-wing British political party to literally sell black shirts.
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
Are you going to tell them?
Or shall I?
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Gesticulating wildly and bellowing orders from the dugout, he readies his final two subs. The Russian fourth official holds up the numbers ‘14’ and ‘88’. Farage has no desire for subtle tactics anymore.
Future historians are going to be comparing this current stage of the internet with the use of lead piping.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Future historians are going to be comparing this current stage of the internet with the use of lead piping.
Looking forward to getting stuck into the new Beatles Anthology. youtu.be/yIA_NVFnXZ8?...
Big Train - George Martin
YouTube video by SparkyMarky
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November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Looking forward to getting stuck into the new Beatles Anthology. youtu.be/yIA_NVFnXZ8?...
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I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
If I was stuck in a lift with either of these people I would simply climb out the top of it and cut the cable.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I was stuck in a lift with either of these people I would simply climb out the top of it and cut the cable.
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We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.
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Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
Another positive for the Aussies is that England will “trust the process” and learn nothing from their first test performance.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Another positive for the Aussies is that England will “trust the process” and learn nothing from their first test performance.
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
“Hey baby girl, you can call me whatever you want.”
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Hey baby girl, you can call me whatever you want.”
New De La Soul album is good.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New De La Soul album is good.
What is it that attracts alleged criminals, confirmed criminals, alleged racists, confirmed racists, alleged misogynists and confirmed misogynists to be associated with Nigel Farage?
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What is it that attracts alleged criminals, confirmed criminals, alleged racists, confirmed racists, alleged misogynists and confirmed misogynists to be associated with Nigel Farage?
"You don't have anything from the Allied side?"
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"You don't have anything from the Allied side?"
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
"No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
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Men will spend billions on building their own AI rather than go to therapy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Men will spend billions on building their own AI rather than go to therapy.
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VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Brexit will sort out the country’s problems. I did not say those racist things my schoolmates heard. I didn’t know anything about my party colleague taking Putin’s money who I’m also on record as admiring.
We really are a country of gullible marks.
We really are a country of gullible marks.
📊 Ref lead of 10pts
Westminster voting intention
REF: 30% (-)
CON: 20% (-1)
LAB: 20% (-2)
LDEM: 14% (-)
GRN: 11% (+3)
via @Moreincommon_, 14 - 17 Nov
Chgs. w/ 19 May
britainelects.com
Westminster voting intention
REF: 30% (-)
CON: 20% (-1)
LAB: 20% (-2)
LDEM: 14% (-)
GRN: 11% (+3)
via @Moreincommon_, 14 - 17 Nov
Chgs. w/ 19 May
britainelects.com
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November 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Brexit will sort out the country’s problems. I did not say those racist things my schoolmates heard. I didn’t know anything about my party colleague taking Putin’s money who I’m also on record as admiring.
We really are a country of gullible marks.
We really are a country of gullible marks.
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
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