Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
Pinned
Writing commissions are open!
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
NO LIBRARY TODAY ALAS
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
NO LIBRARY TODAY ALAS
I have finished two routes of Triangle Strategy. I think this means I am halfway through. I really hope the Golden ending is good. The Theocratic Racism ending sucked big ass. Blow Up Racism was better but still underwhelming. Next is… Jon Snow ending?
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I have finished two routes of Triangle Strategy. I think this means I am halfway through. I really hope the Golden ending is good. The Theocratic Racism ending sucked big ass. Blow Up Racism was better but still underwhelming. Next is… Jon Snow ending?
This is dangerous information to possess
TIL that there is a steel bed frame that is capable of holding 3500 lbs
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is dangerous information to possess
Why was the Radish Spirit so fucking hot
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Why was the Radish Spirit so fucking hot
YEAG
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
YEAG
WE DOING BRATWURSTS TONIGHT
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
WE DOING BRATWURSTS TONIGHT
Anytime that I wind up being the one to finish off my wife’s leftovers rather than the other way around I feel both triumphant and exceptionally discomfited
(She is almost literally twice my size for reference)
(She is almost literally twice my size for reference)
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Anytime that I wind up being the one to finish off my wife’s leftovers rather than the other way around I feel both triumphant and exceptionally discomfited
(She is almost literally twice my size for reference)
(She is almost literally twice my size for reference)
I GOT A TICKET TO THIS
I GREW UP WITH SO MANY OF THESE TRACKS
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THEM LIVE
AND IN MY OWN CITY AT THAT
I GREW UP WITH SO MANY OF THESE TRACKS
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THEM LIVE
AND IN MY OWN CITY AT THAT
The Music of Square Enix
Experience the magic of SQUARE ENIX music in a new symphonic concert tour featuring FINAL FANTASY, KINGDOM HEARTS, NieR, Chrono Trigger & more in a stunning multimedia performance.
www.musicofsquareenix.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I GOT A TICKET TO THIS
I GREW UP WITH SO MANY OF THESE TRACKS
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THEM LIVE
AND IN MY OWN CITY AT THAT
I GREW UP WITH SO MANY OF THESE TRACKS
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THEM LIVE
AND IN MY OWN CITY AT THAT
I still have yet to finish the Lightning Dodging in Final Fantasy X but I think if I stuck it out I could pull that off but it's that fucking BUTTERFLY CATCHING minigame that seems like it would be my biggest impediment to 100% because I suck hardcore at that shit fuck those butterflies
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I still have yet to finish the Lightning Dodging in Final Fantasy X but I think if I stuck it out I could pull that off but it's that fucking BUTTERFLY CATCHING minigame that seems like it would be my biggest impediment to 100% because I suck hardcore at that shit fuck those butterflies
I’m not sure how just yet but this definitely recontextualizes the mooing Metal Gears in Guns of the Patriots
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m not sure how just yet but this definitely recontextualizes the mooing Metal Gears in Guns of the Patriots
I still don’t know how to work Spoofy and that seems to be for the best but my wife always listens to Sufjan Stevens and that man never fails to break my gay little heart
Visions of Gideon
YouTube video by Sufjan Stevens - Topic
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I still don’t know how to work Spoofy and that seems to be for the best but my wife always listens to Sufjan Stevens and that man never fails to break my gay little heart
FILLING GET
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
FILLING GET
DENTIST WENT WELL TODAY
TEETH ARE HEALTHY
GUMS A LITTLE IRRITATED
GONNA GET A FILLING TOMORROW
AN UPDATED CROWN LATER THIS MONTH
AND A POSSIBLE IMPLANT NEXT YEAR
TEETH ARE HEALTHY
GUMS A LITTLE IRRITATED
GONNA GET A FILLING TOMORROW
AN UPDATED CROWN LATER THIS MONTH
AND A POSSIBLE IMPLANT NEXT YEAR
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
DENTIST WENT WELL TODAY
TEETH ARE HEALTHY
GUMS A LITTLE IRRITATED
GONNA GET A FILLING TOMORROW
AN UPDATED CROWN LATER THIS MONTH
AND A POSSIBLE IMPLANT NEXT YEAR
TEETH ARE HEALTHY
GUMS A LITTLE IRRITATED
GONNA GET A FILLING TOMORROW
AN UPDATED CROWN LATER THIS MONTH
AND A POSSIBLE IMPLANT NEXT YEAR
COZY SLIME GORLS
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
COZY SLIME GORLS
Triangle Strategy is finally getting its hooks into me the way that Octopath Traveler and Bravely Default II did. It once again took 40 hours. Team Asano I am coming to love your work but my goodness is it a consistently slow burn.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Triangle Strategy is finally getting its hooks into me the way that Octopath Traveler and Bravely Default II did. It once again took 40 hours. Team Asano I am coming to love your work but my goodness is it a consistently slow burn.
Reposted by Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
Is AI art just Steamed Hams
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is AI art just Steamed Hams
I haven’t seen the Rudolph movie in decades but I still remember this nightmare bastard as being the Mr. X of Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I haven’t seen the Rudolph movie in decades but I still remember this nightmare bastard as being the Mr. X of Christmas
Reposted by Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
My post thanksgiving damage
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My post thanksgiving damage
TODAY
WHILE PATRONS PROVED TO BE LIVELY AND RAMBUNCTIOUS
VALUABLE CATALOG INFORMATION WAS STILL IMPARTED
STORIES READ
THE LIBRARY EXPLORED IN DEPTH
AND MANY PATRONS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AROUND THE LIBRARY
EVEN WITH FRUSTRATIONS
IT WAS A DAY OF PROGRESS AND WARMTH
#EVENINGAFFIRMATION
WHILE PATRONS PROVED TO BE LIVELY AND RAMBUNCTIOUS
VALUABLE CATALOG INFORMATION WAS STILL IMPARTED
STORIES READ
THE LIBRARY EXPLORED IN DEPTH
AND MANY PATRONS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AROUND THE LIBRARY
EVEN WITH FRUSTRATIONS
IT WAS A DAY OF PROGRESS AND WARMTH
#EVENINGAFFIRMATION
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
TODAY
WHILE PATRONS PROVED TO BE LIVELY AND RAMBUNCTIOUS
VALUABLE CATALOG INFORMATION WAS STILL IMPARTED
STORIES READ
THE LIBRARY EXPLORED IN DEPTH
AND MANY PATRONS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AROUND THE LIBRARY
EVEN WITH FRUSTRATIONS
IT WAS A DAY OF PROGRESS AND WARMTH
#EVENINGAFFIRMATION
WHILE PATRONS PROVED TO BE LIVELY AND RAMBUNCTIOUS
VALUABLE CATALOG INFORMATION WAS STILL IMPARTED
STORIES READ
THE LIBRARY EXPLORED IN DEPTH
AND MANY PATRONS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AROUND THE LIBRARY
EVEN WITH FRUSTRATIONS
IT WAS A DAY OF PROGRESS AND WARMTH
#EVENINGAFFIRMATION
TODAY I REMEMBER
THAT I DO NOT NEED TO BE THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF MYSELF IN ORDER TO DESERVE GOOD THINGS FOR MYSELF
THAT THE MERE ACT OF BEING IS ENOUGH TO MERIT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE I EXTEND TO MYSELF
AS IT IS WITH THAT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE THAT I AM ABLE TO GROW
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
THAT I DO NOT NEED TO BE THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF MYSELF IN ORDER TO DESERVE GOOD THINGS FOR MYSELF
THAT THE MERE ACT OF BEING IS ENOUGH TO MERIT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE I EXTEND TO MYSELF
AS IT IS WITH THAT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE THAT I AM ABLE TO GROW
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
TODAY I REMEMBER
THAT I DO NOT NEED TO BE THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF MYSELF IN ORDER TO DESERVE GOOD THINGS FOR MYSELF
THAT THE MERE ACT OF BEING IS ENOUGH TO MERIT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE I EXTEND TO MYSELF
AS IT IS WITH THAT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE THAT I AM ABLE TO GROW
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
THAT I DO NOT NEED TO BE THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF MYSELF IN ORDER TO DESERVE GOOD THINGS FOR MYSELF
THAT THE MERE ACT OF BEING IS ENOUGH TO MERIT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE I EXTEND TO MYSELF
AS IT IS WITH THAT KINDNESS AND PATIENCE THAT I AM ABLE TO GROW
#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
FEEDING TIEM
Based on some musings from this morning... You *are* gonna fill that funnel, aren't you?
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
FEEDING TIEM
A WARRIOR NEED NOT SHOW THEIR FACE
SO LONG AS THEY WIELD THEIR BLADE FIERCELY
SO LONG AS THEY WIELD THEIR BLADE FIERCELY
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A WARRIOR NEED NOT SHOW THEIR FACE
SO LONG AS THEY WIELD THEIR BLADE FIERCELY
SO LONG AS THEY WIELD THEIR BLADE FIERCELY
Reposted by Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
Lately, all I can think about is "Bigger, Fatter, Wider, Heavier, Softer, Thicker, Slower, More, More, More!" and I keep repeating my mantra "I don't want to be mobile, I want to be massive!"
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Lately, all I can think about is "Bigger, Fatter, Wider, Heavier, Softer, Thicker, Slower, More, More, More!" and I keep repeating my mantra "I don't want to be mobile, I want to be massive!"
Reposted by Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
🐲 Cooling down after a walk
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🐲 Cooling down after a walk