Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
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Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
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The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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Writing commissions are open!

$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
I think you’d make a great fat ass~
TODAY I REMEMBER

TO FIND AND APPRECIATE MOMENTS OF STILLNESS AND CALM AS I CAN

TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I DO NOT NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY MOVING FORWARD

THAT THERE IS MUCH JOY AND RELIEF TO BE FOUND IN REST AND CONTEMPLATION

I SHALL TEMPER MYSELF AS POSSIBLE

AND BE BETTER FOR IT

#MORNINGAFFIRMATION
I’m sending some kind of ulterior motive at play here…
I did play 4 resident evil VR firmly planted in bed and had a blast with it, but the demo for Superhot VR felt way more demanding! But I shall be emboldened by your words and put my fat ass to work as well!
MY DAYS OF PIRACY REMAIN AN EVERLASTING BOON
The tension of recognizing that Superhot VR would be really fucking fun and conceding that I am almost certainly way too fucking fat to do the Matrix-ass maneuvers necessary to survive getting enbulleted
WAIT WHEN DID THE MILK CARTON GET THERE?!
SUCH INTIMATE TEMPTATIONS

YOUR POWERS OF PERSUASION ARE A SORCERY UNTO THEMSELVES
I WILL CONCEDE TO BEING AMPLY GREEDY AND FILTHY AND VIOLENT BUT I SHALL SEE THE EXPLOITATIVE MACHINE THAT IS CAPITALISM SMASHED TO RUBBLE AND GROUND INTO THE DIRT BENEATH MY HOOVES
some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism
IT IS A TERRIFIC FIT

YOU FLAUNT YOURSELF WELL
THE SENTIMENT IS WHOLLY APPRECIATED FRIEND BURR
IT HAS BEEN ONE BALANCED IN EQUAL PARTS BY FRENETIC ENERGY AND QUIET CONTEMPLATION

MAY WE FIND VIM AND VIGOR FOR THE COMING MORROW

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AS WELL FRIEND BURR