Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
Pinned
Writing commissions are open!
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
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I got some eager and quick responses so… enjoy 339lbs (I accidentally put on a few) tanuki/reindeer tummy!
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I got some eager and quick responses so… enjoy 339lbs (I accidentally put on a few) tanuki/reindeer tummy!
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
I probably should not be this excited by my wife deciding that she’s going to redo a pie for work and thus give us yet another pie to dig into.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I probably should not be this excited by my wife deciding that she’s going to redo a pie for work and thus give us yet another pie to dig into.
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
“You may as well eat the leftovers so they don’t go to waste”
SAY NO MORE
SAY NO MORE
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“You may as well eat the leftovers so they don’t go to waste”
SAY NO MORE
SAY NO MORE
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Proof of full tummy
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Proof of full tummy
The existence of Sleipnir in Final Fantasy suggests that horses are impossible mythical creatures which I think is also kind of true in real life
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The existence of Sleipnir in Final Fantasy suggests that horses are impossible mythical creatures which I think is also kind of true in real life
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Tummy Tuesday but you can't scoot back far enough to show the whole tummy. But look at that flex! Lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tummy Tuesday but you can't scoot back far enough to show the whole tummy. But look at that flex! Lol
GONNA GO WHOLE HOG AGAIN TODAY
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
GONNA GO WHOLE HOG AGAIN TODAY
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I'm currently open for gooncap comms! I'm an unemployed lazy slob (jk) that could use some sort of income and I love making these!!
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
December 6, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I'm currently open for gooncap comms! I'm an unemployed lazy slob (jk) that could use some sort of income and I love making these!!
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
2B is appearing in another fucking collab which means I am once again tormented by the thought that I would look fucking incredible on that dress
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
2B is appearing in another fucking collab which means I am once again tormented by the thought that I would look fucking incredible on that dress
MPORKANDBEEF MPBONDAY BAYBEE
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
MPORKANDBEEF MPBONDAY BAYBEE
I feel like there hasn't been enough innovation with respect to the genitalia meta. I'm glad that we're moving towards more respec options and greater player customization but like, we're still limited to the same 2 gear types, yeah? It's high past time that we got something new, something fresh!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I feel like there hasn't been enough innovation with respect to the genitalia meta. I'm glad that we're moving towards more respec options and greater player customization but like, we're still limited to the same 2 gear types, yeah? It's high past time that we got something new, something fresh!
Does Seattle have buffets?!
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Does Seattle have buffets?!
We catered in Chipotle at the library and I went hog on it once everyone else had their share. It hurts to breathe (positive).
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We catered in Chipotle at the library and I went hog on it once everyone else had their share. It hurts to breathe (positive).
TEN STRAIGHT MINUTES OF A TALK SHOW GHOST FOLLOWING AN ANT
FUCKING PEERLESS
FUCKING PEERLESS
THE FUCKING ANT BIT FROM SPACE GHOST IS ETERNAL COMEDY
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
TEN STRAIGHT MINUTES OF A TALK SHOW GHOST FOLLOWING AN ANT
FUCKING PEERLESS
FUCKING PEERLESS
What a wonderful story. Had me crying so many times. Ada goes from such deep, internalized self-hatred to recognizing that she has so much worth and value, that there’s so many ways she can learn and grow and experience the world, that her anger and fear and pain don’t make her a bad person.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What a wonderful story. Had me crying so many times. Ada goes from such deep, internalized self-hatred to recognizing that she has so much worth and value, that there’s so many ways she can learn and grow and experience the world, that her anger and fear and pain don’t make her a bad person.
THE FUCKING ANT BIT FROM SPACE GHOST IS ETERNAL COMEDY
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
THE FUCKING ANT BIT FROM SPACE GHOST IS ETERNAL COMEDY
BASTARD FUCKER
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
BASTARD FUCKER
If I can learn to run like Her I will be truly unstoppable
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November 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If I can learn to run like Her I will be truly unstoppable
Man I'm fucked if we all go to Shibuya after we die. I guarantee that none of the vendors there carry threads in my size. Not a chance I'm going to be able to equip better gear. Gotta hope that my inherent stats and lust for cheeseburgers can carry me through the battle week.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Man I'm fucked if we all go to Shibuya after we die. I guarantee that none of the vendors there carry threads in my size. Not a chance I'm going to be able to equip better gear. Gotta hope that my inherent stats and lust for cheeseburgers can carry me through the battle week.
PIGS BELIEVE IN YOU
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
PIGS BELIEVE IN YOU
FLESH BOIS
Posting this here, cuz well, all of you seem to like my chunky little dragon folks. So have my three main boys. Jacob, Zachariah, and Ebb. Back when they were younger, happier, and not a single one of them were undead.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
FLESH BOIS
NO PATRONS IN THE LIBRARY THIS WEEK
GOTTA FINISH PREPPING FOR UPCOMING READALOUDS
AND MAYBE ALSO DO SOME WEEDING IF THERE'S TIME
GOTTA FINISH PREPPING FOR UPCOMING READALOUDS
AND MAYBE ALSO DO SOME WEEDING IF THERE'S TIME
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
NO PATRONS IN THE LIBRARY THIS WEEK
GOTTA FINISH PREPPING FOR UPCOMING READALOUDS
AND MAYBE ALSO DO SOME WEEDING IF THERE'S TIME
GOTTA FINISH PREPPING FOR UPCOMING READALOUDS
AND MAYBE ALSO DO SOME WEEDING IF THERE'S TIME