Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
I’m submitting cheese as my protein and would like to present the following evidence to the court
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m submitting cheese as my protein and would like to present the following evidence to the court
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
MPORKANDBEEF MPBONDAY BAYBEE
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
MPORKANDBEEF MPBONDAY BAYBEE
What a wonderful story. Had me crying so many times. Ada goes from such deep, internalized self-hatred to recognizing that she has so much worth and value, that there’s so many ways she can learn and grow and experience the world, that her anger and fear and pain don’t make her a bad person.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What a wonderful story. Had me crying so many times. Ada goes from such deep, internalized self-hatred to recognizing that she has so much worth and value, that there’s so many ways she can learn and grow and experience the world, that her anger and fear and pain don’t make her a bad person.
THE FUCKING ANT BIT FROM SPACE GHOST IS ETERNAL COMEDY
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
THE FUCKING ANT BIT FROM SPACE GHOST IS ETERNAL COMEDY
BASTARD FUCKER
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
BASTARD FUCKER
There's a decent chance that the store still won't have WiFi during my shift today so I am coming PREPARED WITH QUALITY LITERATURE
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There's a decent chance that the store still won't have WiFi during my shift today so I am coming PREPARED WITH QUALITY LITERATURE
I would kill for Elmoo again
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I would kill for Elmoo again
THIS IS SO FUCKING HEALTHY AND TRUE
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
THIS IS SO FUCKING HEALTHY AND TRUE
GIVING MYSELF THE SAME GRACE THE BOOKS DO
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
GIVING MYSELF THE SAME GRACE THE BOOKS DO
THE SCHOOL FOR INVISIBLE BOYS
IT IS A TERRIFIC BOOK ABOUT QUEER SOLIDARITY
ALSO TENTACLE MONSTER
IT IS A TERRIFIC BOOK ABOUT QUEER SOLIDARITY
ALSO TENTACLE MONSTER
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THE SCHOOL FOR INVISIBLE BOYS
IT IS A TERRIFIC BOOK ABOUT QUEER SOLIDARITY
ALSO TENTACLE MONSTER
IT IS A TERRIFIC BOOK ABOUT QUEER SOLIDARITY
ALSO TENTACLE MONSTER
What the fuck is Dwarf Fortress
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What the fuck is Dwarf Fortress
I COME OUT SWINGING WITH THAT GENDER
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I COME OUT SWINGING WITH THAT GENDER
“The way we talk about ourselves matters, because words can be weapons, but they can also be shields.” - Shawn David Hutchinson
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“The way we talk about ourselves matters, because words can be weapons, but they can also be shields.” - Shawn David Hutchinson
CHANGE PLACES
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
CHANGE PLACES
THEY SNOOZING
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THEY SNOOZING
THE BACKLASH
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
THE BACKLASH
SODA PIE REAL?!
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
SODA PIE REAL?!
Plenty of beef with the pork too~
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Plenty of beef with the pork too~
Bit of a cheated angle, but you should appreciate the before and after~ Just take a gander at what you wrought…
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bit of a cheated angle, but you should appreciate the before and after~ Just take a gander at what you wrought…
Gonna be strutting my stuff like the best
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Gonna be strutting my stuff like the best