Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
I VIBE WITH THIS SHIT
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I VIBE WITH THIS SHIT
SHE BIG EPIC
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
SHE BIG EPIC
This is beautiful but I gotta confess when I scrolled by it at first I thought this was the King of all Cosmos
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is beautiful but I gotta confess when I scrolled by it at first I thought this was the King of all Cosmos
I’m submitting cheese as my protein and would like to present the following evidence to the court
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m submitting cheese as my protein and would like to present the following evidence to the court
MY BACKSTORY IS VAST
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
MY BACKSTORY IS VAST
WE DOING WINGS HOT STUFF
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
WE DOING WINGS HOT STUFF
YEYEYEYEYE
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
YEYEYEYEYE
GONNA SMACK IT LIKE A DRUM
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
GONNA SMACK IT LIKE A DRUM
I’ll need an assistant at least slightly thinner than me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ll need an assistant at least slightly thinner than me!
Just a huge, greedy mountain of fat, utterly insatiable, ever-devouring, even as I grow too massive to do much more than gorge myself even fatter…
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just a huge, greedy mountain of fat, utterly insatiable, ever-devouring, even as I grow too massive to do much more than gorge myself even fatter…
I’m not going to be able to fit between the shelves with how fat you’re making me~
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m not going to be able to fit between the shelves with how fat you’re making me~
You really won’t be content until you’ve blown me up from a pig to a whale, huh?~
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You really won’t be content until you’ve blown me up from a pig to a whale, huh?~
You’re really going to get me waddling back to the break room, hiccuping and belching the whole way, just to cram even more on top…
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You’re really going to get me waddling back to the break room, hiccuping and belching the whole way, just to cram even more on top…
Mmmph, yes ma’am! Haven’t forgotten that this gut is yours, after all~
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mmmph, yes ma’am! Haven’t forgotten that this gut is yours, after all~
ALAS I CANNOT
COURT ORDER
COURT ORDER
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ALAS I CANNOT
COURT ORDER
COURT ORDER
SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA