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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 21h

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe the Democrats can find a tennis court somewhere in DC to meet on.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 2d

The German textbooks I used in high school (2006-10) were pre-unification and the fashions on display were exquisite.

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 3d

Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.

tweet from the department of homeland security x account showing a bottle of coke on top of a red ford bronco with the caption: "we can return" and a link to join USCIS

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 7d

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 7d

USC rejects Trump education compact aimed at shifting the university to the right www.latimes.com/california/s...

USC rejects Trump education compact aimed at shifting the university to the right

USC interim President Beong-Soo Kim said in a statement that he had sent a letter to the U.S. Department of Education turning down the Trump offer.

www.latimes.com

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 8d

I realize that the College Board is also Problematic, making this more of a Godzilla vs. Kong situation, but I feel like "You can't use AI on your AP tests" might be persuasive to some people.

Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah, AI can make photorealistic pornography of any celebrity, living or dead, but can it make a Halloween-themed Michael McDonald parody music video? I don't think so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...

Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald

YouTube video by Scott Gairdner

www.youtube.com

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 11d

There are YouTube videos that are semi-helpful for learning the technique, but the cats they use to model are always WAY too obliging.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12d

Portland's famous Unipiper was spotted at the Portland ICE protest where he played his bagpipes in front of Santa, Mr. Potato Head, Garfield and more -- all while surrounded by bubbles.

More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13d

Portland isn't burning, it's lit

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 13d

This is awesome.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 14d

Pesto is gonna have Former Gifted Kid angst.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15d

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 15d

Nyssa! 🐐

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 16d

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 16d

Here’s video of the incident

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 16d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 17d

Cold leftover Chinese food. Sips of soy sauce directly out of the bottle.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 18d

June 14th is his birthday. Big fight for President Birthday Boy!

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 19d

Yes, but is the Temporary Restraining Order vegan and locally sourced?

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19d

NEW: Judge Immergut BLOCKS Trump's federalization of the Oregon National Guard, writing that the govt has "made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this nation." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

CONCLUSION
For the above reasons, this Court GRANTS Plaintiffs' Motion for Temporary Restraining Order, ECF 6, and temporarily enjoins Defendants' September 28, 2025, Memorandum ordering
the federalization and deployment of Oregon National Guard service members to Portland. The
TRO expires in fourteen days on October 18, 2025, and the parties are ORDERED to comply with the attached TRO. The Defendants' request to stay or administratively stay the Temporary Restraining Order, see Defendants' Opposition to Plaintiffs' Motion for Temporary Restraining
Order, ECF 35 at 41, is DENIED.
IT IS SO ORDERED
DATED this 4th day of October, 2025 at 3:40 p.m. pacific daylight time.
/s/ Karin J. Immergut
Karin J. Immergut
United States District Judge

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23d

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

tilting oregon is a far portland suburb kind of

clackamas oregon and im being generous giving it the town and not the county

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 23d

I believe a Mariners World Series victory could take us off the dark timeline that the 2016 Cubs put us on.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 25d

VeggieTales isn't perfect, but "God made you special and loves you very much" is so much kinder and more welcoming than other Evangelical Christian media of the 90s-00s.

Soldier F is David Cleary @lessdismalsci.bsky.social · 25d

Oh, yeah, we got veggietales in the cultural divorce.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 26d

Somebody find out if the Unipiper knows "Ashokan Farewell."

Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 27d

The rockets go up. Where will they come down?
"That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun.

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Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻 @shorthistorian.bsky.social · 28d

This week's @worstpossible.world is the best episode ever. Whit who? This is a BAR RESCUE podcast now.

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