Jordan Keagle πŸ––πŸ»
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Jordan Keagle πŸ––πŸ»
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Historian, teacher, award-winning vexillologist. πŸˆβ€β¬› Oregonian in ATL.
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β€œoh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-β€œ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
Maybe the Democrats can find a tennis court somewhere in DC to meet on.
The German textbooks I used in high school (2006-10) were pre-unification and the fashions on display were exquisite.
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Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.
I realize that the College Board is also Problematic, making this more of a Godzilla vs. Kong situation, but I feel like "You can't use AI on your AP tests" might be persuasive to some people.
Yeah, AI can make photorealistic pornography of any celebrity, living or dead, but can it make a Halloween-themed Michael McDonald parody music video? I don't think so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...
Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
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There are YouTube videos that are semi-helpful for learning the technique, but the cats they use to model are always WAY too obliging.
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Portland's famous Unipiper was spotted at the Portland ICE protest where he played his bagpipes in front of Santa, Mr. Potato Head, Garfield and more -- all while surrounded by bubbles.

More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Pesto is gonna have Former Gifted Kid angst.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
Here’s video of the incident
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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
Cold leftover Chinese food. Sips of soy sauce directly out of the bottle.
June 14th is his birthday. Big fight for President Birthday Boy!
Yes, but is the Temporary Restraining Order vegan and locally sourced?
NEW: Judge Immergut BLOCKS Trump's federalization of the Oregon National Guard, writing that the govt has "made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal powerβ€”to the detriment of this nation." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live
I believe a Mariners World Series victory could take us off the dark timeline that the 2016 Cubs put us on.
VeggieTales isn't perfect, but "God made you special and loves you very much" is so much kinder and more welcoming than other Evangelical Christian media of the 90s-00s.
Oh, yeah, we got veggietales in the cultural divorce.
Somebody find out if the Unipiper knows "Ashokan Farewell."
The rockets go up. Where will they come down?
"That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun.
This week's @worstpossible.world is the best episode ever. Whit who? This is a BAR RESCUE podcast now.