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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 12h

were they chasing shots of Lite with the Raid or what? weird flex.

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haunted scary pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · 1d

What an amazing cease fire

Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 1d

Here it is. Trump's Gaza cease-fire deal just went up in flames.

Reported just 12 minutes ago.

Israel not only has suspended aid into Gaza but has launched a massive wave of attacks.

Time Magazine is going to have to come up with a new cover of Trump.

Israel suspends aid into Gaza and launches ‘massive wave of attacks’ – Middle East crisis live

Ceasefire close to total collapse as health officials say 29 Palestinians killed in Gaza

www.theguardian.com

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2d

if the tradeoff for “fuck ice and free palestine” being the norm now is fingerwagging on here from people who didn’t hold those positions a year ago i’ll take it

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 3d

wait, the sentient calculators aren't good at math? this is like finding out the brakes don't work during the first backstretch into the turn. how did we get here?

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

everything i've read about it is basically the antichrist saying "hey look over there, it's the antichrist" and people are reporting it like "hey a rich dude who is probably the antichrist is trying to convince everyone that someone else is the antichrist in the most obvious way" and it's maddening

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

we can mix and match or whatever, i don't care. just get me the fuck outta here.

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

like, i want to get a bag of blow or smack too. seems a bit sharp to just go off, but i'm not gonna be picky about it neither. now i understand, the risk that i get ripped off some good shit and don't wanna take the express train but i'm ok with committing to the bit. we can do some roulette on it.

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

i'm not joking, can i get a bag of "i'm fuckin' done here and ready to go into that long goodnight?" is that a thing i can do? they blowin' up fishin' boats about it, can i just get a little baggie of it? i mean, it sounds great.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

like, i want to get a bag of blow or smack too. seems a bit sharp to just go off, but i'm not gonna be picky about it neither. now i understand, the risk that i get ripped off some good shit and don't wanna take the express train but i'm ok with committing to the bit. we can do some roulette on it.

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

i'm not joking, can i get a bag of "i'm fuckin' done here and ready to go into that long goodnight?" is that a thing i can do? they blowin' up fishin' boats about it, can i just get a little baggie of it? i mean, it sounds great.

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

can i, i like, buy fentanyl? like, can i just get a bag of fentanyl same as if it were coke or heron or weed? i hear really good things about it, it's got a high percentage of "you ain't gotta go to work tomorrow." so can i get a bag of that shit? i got money. why do i have to go to work tomorrow?

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

i'm not joking, can i get a bag of "i'm fuckin' done here and ready to go into that long goodnight?" is that a thing i can do? they blowin' up fishin' boats about it, can i just get a little baggie of it? i mean, it sounds great.

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

can i, i like, buy fentanyl? like, can i just get a bag of fentanyl same as if it were coke or heron or weed? i hear really good things about it, it's got a high percentage of "you ain't gotta go to work tomorrow." so can i get a bag of that shit? i got money. why do i have to go to work tomorrow?

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

can i, i like, buy fentanyl? like, can i just get a bag of fentanyl same as if it were coke or heron or weed? i hear really good things about it, it's got a high percentage of "you ain't gotta go to work tomorrow." so can i get a bag of that shit? i got money. why do i have to go to work tomorrow?

Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

i mean, if i could buy heroin at the dispensary

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

get they asses, jess-icabod

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

they decided to engage in asymmetric warfare, shit ain't gonna be pretty. eventually the cable snaps back.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

probably regional, but climate change fucks with it a lot. like, they used to sell the same coats in LA that they also sell in West Texas, but now it gets too cold from time to time in West Texas.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

i don't even know how that's a "conspiracy theory." it's just what they're doing.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 4d

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Jacobin @jacobinmag.bsky.social · 4d

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

just realized that using that towards a kennedy is a double whammy

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

they know they'd have to rig the house, right? it's not pvp like poker. you can't chip dump to another player in blackjack.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 4d

the Dangerfield classic "did your parents have any children that lived?"

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 5d

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 5d

the problem is that we can't actually talk about what we need to be talking about. also, the only word the state has for "revolutionary" is "traitor."

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 5d

poker nerds have figured out the preposterous odds that the hand at the end of cincinnati kid has, they're at least consistent

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 5d

this song has been stuck in my head for the last week or so. coincidentally, my dopamine levels have been through the floor for about the same length of time.

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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 5d

welcome to the clampdown

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 6d

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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 6d

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Abraham LinkedIN @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 6d

not a backup kicker, anyway