Season's Bleatings
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shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
nagi... naga... not ever going to those places, anyway
two men are sitting at a table talking to each other
ALT: two men are sitting at a table talking to each other
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December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
nagi... naga... not ever going to those places, anyway
its about damn time, thank you
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
its about damn time, thank you
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Shot. Chaser.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shot. Chaser.
"shot and killed in a car wreck"
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"shot and killed in a car wreck"
a heartwarming tale to be sure, but if *i* sleepwalk into a neighbor's apartment and fall asleep on their couch i'm a public menace.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
a heartwarming tale to be sure, but if *i* sleepwalk into a neighbor's apartment and fall asleep on their couch i'm a public menace.
gene simmons is gonna sue you if he sees this, and he'll have a disturbing amount of evidence
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
gene simmons is gonna sue you if he sees this, and he'll have a disturbing amount of evidence
sometimes it's just easier to make the threat
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
sometimes it's just easier to make the threat
i need the tiktok dumbstuffed voiceover of someone being called a bitch
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i need the tiktok dumbstuffed voiceover of someone being called a bitch
it's against an ACC team, so technically it's a "fever" (and you might need to quarantine)
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
it's against an ACC team, so technically it's a "fever" (and you might need to quarantine)
didn't we start keeping pet food in the fridge? seems like a recipe for comedy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
didn't we start keeping pet food in the fridge? seems like a recipe for comedy.
counter-point: why should we even remember he existed? that's effectively resurrection.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
counter-point: why should we even remember he existed? that's effectively resurrection.