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Shiro Sirius

@shirosiri.us

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39, they/them agender raccoon! Gay, grey ace. Icon by @kaputotter.bsky.social, banner by @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social! Sometimes NSFW

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · Oct 5

Don’t think I posted this, but @neoxiii.bsky.social did a full set of bleps for my characters!

I started this off a few years ago but the menagerie has grown since then, haha

A montage of fourteen furry characters doing a blep - having their eyes closed with the tip of their tongue sticking out. The characters are:
- Shiro, a raccoon with blue highlights
- Rudder, an otter with facial piercings
- Chan, a folf with mottled silver and gold fur
- Jay, a rabbit with poorly dyed green hair
- Shawn, a werewolf with a chunk missing from his ear
- Rhys, a lynx with gay bearish features
- QT, a jerboa with purple highlights
- Swisher, a very fluffy striped hyena
- Tinker, Swisher’s spotted hyena brother
- Taylor, the yeens’ striped dad
- Sayla, the yeens’ spotted mum
- Tanse, a sergal (they’re actually a tanuki don’t tell anyone)
- Hissboy, an opossum with long black hair
- Kine, a protogen with a visor made from epaper

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 6h

Guy has strong opinions about home depot and you have to respect that

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 12h

I think this is accurate

Swisher is a slightly triangle one wimpy.
Tinker is a wimpyraisin-leaning wimpywompa.
Sayla is a womparaisin-leaning wimpywompa.
Taylor is a slightly triangle one wompa.
Baker is a slightly raisin wompa.

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 13h

I’m going to have to put my yeens on this, aren’t I

Duhveed @duh--veed.bsky.social · 15h

Years of scientific studies have shown that these are the different types of yeens there are. Both Triangle Ones and Raisins can be more wimpish or wompa.

A wimpy-wompa is a perfect in-between.
There might be ones that fall outside of this spectrum, expect more info from respected sources soon.

Scientific chart of the hyena (yeen) spectrum. From wimpy to wompa. Theres also raisins and triangle ones.

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Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @indiegamesooc.bsky.social · Jul 26

Xenoblade Chronicles

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 1d

Did you know I made another character

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 1d

“Wow did you see the leaked plans for Gen 10?”

I don’t give a shit show me all the text-only internal PowerPoint presentations where they talk about how development funding is distributed between TCP and Game Freak

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 1d

It’s extremely cruel that the Pokémon leaks happened before I got my “autistic special interest” telegram sticker

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 1d

It’s sapphic

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 1d

The fucking whiplash from “we understand we may have murdered some people, but” to “we do porn now!”

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 2d

Making you 28% larger in a horny way

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 2d

I miss *horny macro fur voice* growth

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 2d

I regret to inform you that there’s nothing funny or weird about the new Blacks Solicitors advert

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 4d

I was full of stress and anxiety today so I figured, hey, what the hell, I’ll just try that weighted raccoon plush and see if it works

Ten minutes later I was mostly fine

You’re telling me that all I had to do _this entire time_ was put a child’s toy on my chest for a bit

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 4d

Yeah, “traced and AI” is definitely my feeling too

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 4d

Ten minutes of their life is far more important than the entirety of yours, clearly

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 5d

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

I continue to love him

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

When you pay for stuff the money vanishes from the economy, everyone knows that

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

Bart and Lisa speaking in tandem as is their custom

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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 6d

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

I find this genuinely horrifying for the same reason

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

I opened this up just as he was shouting BALLS

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

I do, haha

He sucks but it’s more in the “old man yells at cloud” way

Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

The guy who runs telegram being a nutter again basically

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 5d

🥑 End of the Fre Shavoc Ado
The fre shavoc ado is turning into a tool of control.

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