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Jym (Orange Dog)
@jymfox.com
Owner of an orange car
(Much better than a) owner of a broken car
Pinned
Thinkin about foxes
AARRGH NEW WALKERS LOGO I don't like change
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Can't believe Nick is the highest grossing animated movie of all time and it's entirely down to how handsome he is and how amazing he smells and nothing to do with inflation
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Oh
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Got the Animal Crossing update... always forget how horny this game is
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I'd never seen the flag of Greenland before but if I had to guess what it looked like... it's not that
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I always forget how easy it is to change windscreen wipers

Like, anyone could steal anyone's wipers at any time, only society prevents us

... and the fact it'd be pretty pointless
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Jym (Orange Dog)
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Today I learned if the orange car detects a potential collision it beeps politely at you and a small notification appears on the dashboard that says "Brake!"
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My Subway came in a beautiful presentation box today

How do I tell them I'd actually rather pay less and not have a presentation box
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
My parents were just going to throw away this sheet of robin stickers they got in the post from a funeral company but luckily I was there to convince them they are in fact very funny and now I own the robin stickers
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Vore is like... fursonas have throats

wow
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My phone changed "naysayers" to "haters"

Was that autocorrect or was it just trying to helpfully de-Victorianise me
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I forgot I changed my profile description on here and laughed out loud because it's really good
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
WELL??
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
You're still free to enjoy this at any time
jymgo.app/newyear/

USE MY NEW YEAR COUNTDOWN TO CELEBRATE A BUDDY NEW YEAR PUT IT ON YOUR TV UNTIL MIDNIGHT
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
While Nick is obviously superior, here's two good things about Pawbert:

1. The way he says "all that sneeoooww"
2. His wobbling bunlips when he sighs
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Good news the key to the orange car hangs out with disembodied Nick parts now
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Examining a new follower etc
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I just remembered I dreamt we went to see the Super Mario Galaxy movie and Bowser Jr. being like "I'll be taking my father NOW" was like the last line in the movie before the credits

And I was like, well that shouldn't have been in the trailer that was very misleading
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Do you ever take a moment to think about how funny I Do Believe We're Naked by Funky See, Funky Do is
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Yesss it's one of these days
Nothing gets me more excited to wake up tomorrow than seeing half a Subway in the fridge ready to be reheated for lunch

If you ever find yourself wondering what the point of it all is... half a Subway in the fridge
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Reposted by Jym (Orange Dog)
THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Nature people go on about biodiversity as if nothing but foxes wouldn't be the best planet ever??
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
HOW IS THE TRAITORS SO GOOD
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Last night I dreamt there was a mystery cat in my house and there was a phone number on the collar and I was SO EXCITED to call the owner like "I have no idea how but your cat's in my house" and then I woke up and it was so disappointing
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM