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Jym @jymfox.com · Apr 28

Thinkin about foxes

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Jym @jymfox.com · 14h

Just heard some builders outside Greggs and Subway saying "if you want to go healthy, go Subway, if you don't, go Greggs"

Can't believe Subway are still getting away with the whole pretending to be healthy thing

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Jym @jymfox.com · 1d

The Dark Knight was a really funny name for a movie because if you say it out loud you sound like an idiot like it's night of course it's dark

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Jym @jymfox.com · 2d

My parents hate heated seats in cars, they're like "why would you want a heated seat it feels like you've wet yourself" which like... yes, but you haven't that's the crucial difference

It's all the benefits of wetting yourself without the cleanup

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Jym @jymfox.com · 2d

I dunno fennecs are kinda bullshit

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Jym @jymfox.com · 3d

Merry Christmas

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Reposted by Jym

Jym @jymfox.com · Apr 6

NAME THE FAMOUS CELEBRITY

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Jym @jymfox.com · 4d

Happy Halloween

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Jym @jymfox.com · 5d

Eat... eat the planes

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Jym @jymfox.com · 5d

Best email ad I've ever received

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Jym @jymfox.com · 6d

OH MY GODDDD

Baba Is You @babaisyou.bsky.social · 6d

Fox has been added into the game, and with this we're about ready to upload the new build for betatesting!
#babaisyou

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

I LOVE HIM

Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

Good to know

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

Them ones that come in the tube are SO EASY just don't try and bake the whole roll without cutting it up for a joke the middle does not cook

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

They're not developing my beloved Nova Launcher any more so I've had to switch back to the STOCK SAMSUNG LAUNCHER like a CAVEMAN it's pretty much the same

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

I mean you should make that though it's pretty good

Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

Yeah I found a few, the good news is they're £2 at Tesco right now so I've stocked up

Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

YEAH I noticed that, that was definitely never a thing

Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

... I just have to clarify this was pretty well hidden my car isn't just full of trash from 2018

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

What, do you not love work enough to pay for PREMIUM work?

Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

Clearing out my car I found these depressing Subway vouchers from 2018... TWO footlong MEALS for £10, now one footlong alone not even with the meal is like £8-9...

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Jym @jymfox.com · 7d

Don't forget

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Jym @jymfox.com · 8d

I have never once encouraged car eating actually

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Jym @jymfox.com · 8d

Oh my god the Stone Roses are so BORING

I love Britpop, I am a CHILD of Britpop the Oasis summer we just had was the best thing ever, but if Spotify plays a song I don't recognise and I find myself thinking "hold on, why am I BORED"

Stone Roses every time

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Jym @jymfox.com · 8d

During Covid I took my car in for a service and they had an orange car in the showroom and I was like, holy shit that's orange, that will be my next car

It's taken a bit longer than planned but the moment is finally here

The official name of the colour is POWER ORANGE I mean come on

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Jym @jymfox.com · 8d

You'll have to WAIT AND SEE