KJ 💞 🏴☠️
@shellhound.com
40/He/Him
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
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KJ 💞 🏴☠️
@shellhound.com
· Sep 17
Me: *Forwards something to myself from my work e-mail*
Also me when my phone beeps 5 seconds later when it arrives: “What the fuck does this person want?”
Also me when my phone beeps 5 seconds later when it arrives: “What the fuck does this person want?”
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rubber baby buggy bumpers
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
rubber baby buggy bumpers
I don’t want to alarm anybody, but space is huge yo!
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don’t want to alarm anybody, but space is huge yo!
I’m like if your emotional support dog paid the bills and picked up the check.
i’m like if the dude was a pretty girl
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m like if your emotional support dog paid the bills and picked up the check.
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1940s postcard time
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
1940s postcard time
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Actually, young sir, i'm a COWILF (childless older woman)!
Get it right
Get it right
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Actually, young sir, i'm a COWILF (childless older woman)!
Get it right
Get it right
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1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
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Lil miss steal your heart
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lil miss steal your heart
Fellas! The ladies have discovered our secret weakness! It’s time to panic!!! 😱
I'm weird! Why is no one eating from my hand like a horse!?
I need to invest in nerd clusters
I need to invest in nerd clusters
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fellas! The ladies have discovered our secret weakness! It’s time to panic!!! 😱
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Oh hey! Good morning! 🩷
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh hey! Good morning! 🩷
I used to get bummed out when a posts I especially liked didn’t get any likes on it. But now I mostly just post for myself and my real purpose here is the interactions I have with other people’s posts.
It’s always feels better to give rather than receive so I’ll keep liking, boosting, and replying!
It’s always feels better to give rather than receive so I’ll keep liking, boosting, and replying!
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I used to get bummed out when a posts I especially liked didn’t get any likes on it. But now I mostly just post for myself and my real purpose here is the interactions I have with other people’s posts.
It’s always feels better to give rather than receive so I’ll keep liking, boosting, and replying!
It’s always feels better to give rather than receive so I’ll keep liking, boosting, and replying!
I took my medicine with a meal replacement shake and moved from one bed to another. I might be done for today. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I took my medicine with a meal replacement shake and moved from one bed to another. I might be done for today. 😅
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1940s postcard time
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
1940s postcard time
Are we seriously just trying to goad the aliens into invading us now? 😂
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
Why aliens are (probably) too lazy to make first contact | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Space is big. Why not kick back, relax, and wait for them to come to you?
www.sciencefocus.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Are we seriously just trying to goad the aliens into invading us now? 😂
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
I wish I won the lottery so the phrase "contact us for pricing" didn't scare me anymore. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I wish I won the lottery so the phrase "contact us for pricing" didn't scare me anymore. 😅
Sometimes when I'm wearing gloves I'll take them off just to feel something.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Sometimes when I'm wearing gloves I'll take them off just to feel something.
Went to see Phil Rosenthal’s live show tonight, it was great! Phil is such a hilarious dude!
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Went to see Phil Rosenthal’s live show tonight, it was great! Phil is such a hilarious dude!
Big tech has more data on me than I have of myself and they have access to the most advanced AI imaginable, yet my targeted ads still recommend me seafood sometimes.
It makes me think there’s a flaw in the code somewhere, because my dislike of seafood is not hidden.
It makes me think there’s a flaw in the code somewhere, because my dislike of seafood is not hidden.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Big tech has more data on me than I have of myself and they have access to the most advanced AI imaginable, yet my targeted ads still recommend me seafood sometimes.
It makes me think there’s a flaw in the code somewhere, because my dislike of seafood is not hidden.
It makes me think there’s a flaw in the code somewhere, because my dislike of seafood is not hidden.
I went to urgent care today because the soonest my primary can see me is the 20th. Urgent care said I needed surgery and gave me a referral. Insurance says primary needs to submit the referral for approval so now I get to wait until the 20th for my primary to diagnose and give me a referral. 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I went to urgent care today because the soonest my primary can see me is the 20th. Urgent care said I needed surgery and gave me a referral. Insurance says primary needs to submit the referral for approval so now I get to wait until the 20th for my primary to diagnose and give me a referral. 🫠
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I hope this email piledrives you
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I hope this email piledrives you
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Him: omg what is the meaning of this?!
Me: its a word used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced
Me: its a word used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Him: omg what is the meaning of this?!
Me: its a word used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced
Me: its a word used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced
2025 is the slowest rug pull I’ve ever seen while regulators and people in power go “what’s a rug?”
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
2025 is the slowest rug pull I’ve ever seen while regulators and people in power go “what’s a rug?”
Waking up an hour before your alarm is so cruel. I’ve just been laying here thinking of if I fall asleep I’ll sleep through the alarm but also get more sleep. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Waking up an hour before your alarm is so cruel. I’ve just been laying here thinking of if I fall asleep I’ll sleep through the alarm but also get more sleep. 😅
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1940s postcard time
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
1940s postcard time
Back in the day when I had TikTok I made a video after accidentally taking the wrong dosage of medicine and I gave people a tour of my kitchen with no lights on and my backyard that was completely empty.
1000s of views and wasn’t stopping.
I had to delete both when I woke up.
1000s of views and wasn’t stopping.
I had to delete both when I woke up.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Back in the day when I had TikTok I made a video after accidentally taking the wrong dosage of medicine and I gave people a tour of my kitchen with no lights on and my backyard that was completely empty.
1000s of views and wasn’t stopping.
I had to delete both when I woke up.
1000s of views and wasn’t stopping.
I had to delete both when I woke up.